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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
What is this cell shit? I'm entitled to cliffs fanbuddies.

Is it just bozos in a room? Is there a prize? Never heard about this happening, thought it was gonna be a small break until S3.
There is some sort of grand prize for whoever has the longest total time and I think some people like Letty and Scott have the leeway to come and go. Zoltar and Spencer are randoms. Letty and Scott seem to have some leeway. Not sure if Nifty has any leeway.
 
From what Sodaman and Taylor have talked about, it seems like there were a ton of quests that just never got done because the fish couldn’t be bothered to do them. They really need to figure out a way to tard wrangle the fish to make them do quests. Even when they did try to do them, they would usually end up either failing or very poorly.
 
They really need to figure out a way to tard wrangle the fish to make them do quests.
Season 2.5 was a weird one where they learned a lot (I hope). Considering most of the quests took whale amounts of money to fund, offering even 1 fishbuck to the person who does it would be fine. Having all the fish locked inside a house again will make things much easier, also bring back fishbucks. Even implying that leaving will have all your fishbucks nullified should be enough to keep the season 3 contestants from just walking the moment shit gets tough.
 
From what Sodaman and Taylor have talked about, it seems like there were a ton of quests that just never got done because the fish couldn’t be bothered to do them. They really need to figure out a way to tard wrangle the fish to make them do quests. Even when they did try to do them, they would usually end up either failing or very poorly.
They need prizes---ones that the fish want. For instance, put them on a vegetarian diet for a week, then offer them a prize of a steak or a hamburger. Half hour of phone privileges. A night in a safe room, protected from the other fish and with a clean, comfortable bed. A couple penalty-free hours outside the Tank, they could take the winner to see a movie or out for dinner. An hour of playing Xbox.

They offer the fish money now, but since they're notoriously bad about actually paying the promised amount at the end, the fish aren't willing to really fight for it. But an afternoon out, in the middle if the season? They'd probably kill for it.
 
Season 2.5 was a weird one where they learned a lot (I hope). Considering most of the quests took whale amounts of money to fund, offering even 1 fishbuck to the person who does it would be fine. Having all the fish locked inside a house again will make things much easier, also bring back fishbucks. Even implying that leaving will have all your fishbucks nullified should be enough to keep the season 3 contestants from just walking the moment shit gets tough.
Other people have suggested this, but I think they should have some kind of stipend for staying on the show without quitting. Not sure what the exact amount should be, but it should be something like $50 a day that gets revoked if you quit the show.
 
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jimmy streaming until 5 AM

may be a light q&a

someone asked him how he is doing with Jon and he said "me and him are chill"... i don't think that's the case though lol
claims the dms are fake, said hoarderman is 80 and anyone who would hit him would be risking his life
is reconsidering approaching hoarderman about bringing a dumpster to the lot to get rid of the things that are truly worthless for his safety
still doesn't understand xavier, never spoke to him out of character it seems
prize money is going towards fixing his phone and car
 
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Nifty's real name is Jennifer Sikora
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.sikora.9

Could somebody archive this before she inevitably nukes it as soon as she gets out of the cell? Archive.is doesn't let me archive it.
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22 year old nifty
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Nifty has a child!? :stress:
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Some comedy sketch from earlier this year.
Legbeard nifty
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Nifty with Cory Feldman
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I will personally be pretending that I never saw this like the New Yorkers who saw Spider Man’s face on the train. Nifty is too important of a symbol for the illusion to be ruined. :semperfidelis:
 
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