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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Sicko Hunter said:
Normal people love being on shows where the host is openly racist and they bring on a retarded obese guy who shits on camera, right guys? What could possibly go wrong.
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Don't forget that a big part of the show is that the contestants are supposed to be uncomfortable. They're supposed to be in a bad situations. It will be entertaining (maybe even funny) to watch them squirm at ASFs stupid antics, instead of just playing along because they're in on the joke.

A lot of Sam's best material is him trolling normies and he hasn't done it in a while. We all know there's an extremely high probability that season 3 will be even worse than season 2 because Jet is retarded but having uninitiated fish would be a step in the right direction. Maybe I'm wrong but it seems like everyone unanimously agrees that the season 2 fish being aware of Sam Hyde made it a lot less funny.
 
Revealed to me in the sneedchat, our friend @bad_ideas is fucking indian, somebody please help him.
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Aidan said:
Making Fatty a full time Fishtank freeloader is so obnoxious and uncreative.
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I like Fatty and have defended him in this thread dozens of times but I do not want him back for season 3. So much of what he did during season 2 was just a rehash of season 1 . The "simple kind of man" singing charm from season 1 to me was mostly lost in season 2 outside of maybe the Santa Claus bit which I really enjoyed.
 
Know who Bad Ideas reminds me of? Kenny, that fat loser who stalked Margaret McLennan. Null interviewed him on MATI years ago but I can't find the clip right now. The tl;dr is Margaret used to be a conservative e-thot and Kenny was a huge simp for her. He paid for her to get a brand new PC for streaming, but she didn't use it as much as he wanted her to, so being the entitled little shit he is he started doing real creepy and illegal stalker shit like hiring Craigslist private detectives to follow her around irl. Margaret responded by basically nuking her entire online presence and disappearing from the public eye, guaranteeing that fat faggot will never get what he wants. Much like Bad Ideas moved on (sorta) from Josie to Tay, Kenny (sorta) moved on from Margaret to some other conservative e-thot named Melonie Mac so the cycle can begin again. Kenny still seethes about Margaret to this day, like Bad Ideas does Josie, but the real hardcore IRL shit seemed to have stopped.

Kenny is one of the most pathetic, horrible piece of shit losers I have ever seen in my entire life, and I do not compare Bad Ideas to him lightly.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
but I can't find the clip right now
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I gotcha fam.

It's a great parallel, both are obviously delusional but are blind to it while everyone calls them out for it. Additionally I can never take the guy seriously again knowing that he is Indian and revealed it willingly when one of the biggest memes in the FT community is about being Indian.
 
IvanHardhammer said:
The "parody account" linked skull's own personal youtube account https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18015446
skull tweeting the video out https://twitter.com/HydeSkull/status/1771296419183243743

He's trying to distance himself from doxxing her brother and mother, because he's back to simping for her


if not why wouldn't the parody account ruin his reputation more by admitting to the grooming/hebepihlia admittance rather than using the exact same excuse he uses

It's him
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well shit. I stand corrected/ very interesting - I retract my previous statement and admit to sucking giant dicks.
callout removed but ill keep my shame unedited.
I tend to believe the good in people even when maybe I shouldn't
 
If the 'The dead will rise' comment about 2.5 means that they're resurrecting the dead for contestants, I ain't watching shit if they're not brining George Floyd on the show.
 
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