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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
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Someone on /bant/ found out that Cole allegedly namefagging on /pol/. Collections of his posts that I considered interesting.
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Just going to say it once again Cole is a massive faggot sperg.
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Everything he's done after posting his list of demands to return has been a downward spiral
 
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Just going to say it once again Cole is a massive faggot sperg.
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Cole really annoys me. There's something to be said about writing checks your ass can't cash, like Tayleigh said: if you're going to mess with people you have to be able to take it.
he wanted to be a lone wolf so bad but when he realized how much shit Letty got for being that person and how he was going to bear that weight for the next 30 days he bitched out. That's not impressive. It's like throwing yourself from a high trapeze and breaking your neck and being paralyzed and going "that was awesome."
 
Punitive Castration said:
Cole really annoys me. There's something to be said about writing checks your ass can't cash, like Tayleigh said: if you're going to mess with people you have to be able to take it.
he wanted to be a lone wolf so bad but when he realized how much shit Letty got for being that person and how he was going to bear that weight for the next 30 days he bitched out. That's not impressive. It's like throwing yourself from a high trapeze and breaking your neck and being paralyzed and going "that was awesome."
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Cole is just another example of why Production’s method of targeting without communication or leeway doesn’t work. Ever. He was the third Fish that captured engagement from the audience and Production milked him for content without taking their foot off the gas. The same shit happened with Jimmy after.

The lone wolf thing is something I would slightly disagree with as before the rich vs poor arc Cole expressed his concern to Sam that if he took up a villain role he wouldn’t make any allies. Again, another Fish feels isolated due a certain narrative Production is trying to push and then they crack under pressure early.

It’s just frustrating how this happened with different Fish throughout season 2 and Production never got the message until it was too late. Either that or that just didn’t care. But yeah post show he’s a massive faggot.
 
I have some random notes from recent streams with Lance and Jimmy - I watched some of Shinji's too but I'd be lying if I said there was anything worth taking notes on with his. Unfortunately they're just gonna be a scramble from the last few weeks as I haven't been taking individual notes on each one, they just added up into stuff that wasn't worth making individual posts on

  • Lance's streams have been going way up or way down depending on the topic and guest - he had 120 or so when he was talking about Jon a while back and he had 80 when he was talking about Cryokeen but some pretty terrible numbers too
  • His format has shifted to something I think is actually pretty good, where he finds someone who doesn't know about something he thinks they'd be interested in and kinda presents it to them - sometimes that's a person or it's content or whatever but I guess it's a way of discussing a topic of interest. The most recent one was meant to be himself, a guy in the community called FPSMao, and a community streamer/Jimmy... simp? I guess? Fangirl? but Jimmy himself was there so he just had Jimmy in because the girl was missing
  • Before Jimmy joined the call Lance and FPSMao talked about how S2 seemed rigged and TJ didn't earn the prize the way Tayleigh did
  • The way he talked about Jimmy was funny, he said they have similar mentalities because they are "older." Then on the subject of IP2 he talked about Burger Andy getting left behind after eating a worm for attention and how cringe it was, and then Jimmy ate a crayon because his fangirl told him to and there was some situational irony there that maybe went unmentioned or unnoticed
  • He thinks Betty has damaged his metrics by mass-reporting him.

  • Jimmy has been streaming at weird times and for weird lengths of time because his work schedule is changing as he's getting trained. He's a boiler operator or something like that and when he was on stream with Lance and FPSMao they both said how it's an extremely dangerous job that normally requires a lot of training or certification that Jimmy doesn't have.
  • He said that the most dangerous thing working at the place is actually the homeless people that sneak in and try to sleep or do drugs in the building. He came in from a smoke break at one point with a gun in the back of his waistband and said he's had it since before fishtank.
  • Jimmy talked about 2.5 and said he hasn't been contacted about it and doesn't know what's up with it, and then rambled again about the usual complaints: Shinji almost quitting after his glasses were broken and Tayleigh pulling scissors on Frank are evidence to him that there is a roof to how much you can harass someone before you trigger their fight-or-flight, regardless of how mentally prepared they are; that starving people for content doesn't work; that the juice wasn't even worth the squeeze of having him kicked because Trish and Abi weren't worth watching
  • On the topic of those two not filling his shoes, he called Trish an onahole at one point but I think he was just way into the rhythm of what he was talking about (i'm giving him more credit than he deserves, he said his weird thing about "4d memories" and reliving shit) and said it by accident. He also said that Abi has been using proxies to harass people who watch him, which I would normally say is just weird paranoia but I've actually seen people on tv/bant testify to that, and Betty's also claimed that, and I don't think Jimmy reads 4chan or talks to Betty so it's not a lie, probably
  • I think I highlighted Tayleigh mentioning a "3 hour phone call with Jimmy" during his 24 hour stream and her saying he's like a brother to him - in his most recent stream he's added to the list of "Brotha Duanyay, Brother Shinji etc." nicknames, he says "Sister Tayleigh" now too. He showed off a shirt he's going to sell that says "BOSS NIGGA" on it and Tayleigh was in his chat (she was there for his entire overnight stream after staying up for 24 hours for her own stream) and she got very excited and surprised because he hadn't told her about it
  • He almost got a noise complaint/did get a noise complaint from his neighbor because he was bellowing at Pikmin 2 while streaming it. He says it was because he was he was shifting from a night shift to a day shift and it made him grumpy.
I also passed through a stream that Duany'ay, Jimmy, Lance, Greg, and some others were in last night for 420 on Duany'ay's discord, I was only in there for a moment but I caught some interesting bits
  • Tommy (Letty's less-evil ex) was in there trying to get Duany'ay's attention and Jimmy warned him that this is how Black Frank got blacklisted
  • Duany'ay thinks he's going to be on 2.5 but hasn't been asked, he also thinks Trish will be on 2.5 because he thinks "the dead will rise" is a reference to voodoo. Both be and Lance think it's going to be a 2 week cell/claustrophobic type thing.
  • At one point Tommy was shouting about nigger kikes and Greg looked like he regretted everything he'd ever done in the last four months
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
It’s just frustrating how this happened with different Fish throughout season 2 and Production never got the message until it was too late. Either that or that just didn’t care. But yeah post show he’s a massive faggot.
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These are the people who didn't know loopback was a thing with audio. They are stupid and also have a hate for the audience so they will blindly reject any feedback.
 
Always found it odd that Greg listened to Sam's advice and has kept this new suggested look for months after the show. He responds!
 

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