🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
Okay, yeah. I'm sure it's not actually Jet now. Sam (at least) knows that threatening legal action is expensive and fruitless for shit like restreaming.
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Watching Jon doing something as simple as making pizza rolls is fascinating. Every motion is at maximum power. Slams the tray onto the counter, rips the bag open, shakes the bag at full force. Even the way he glares at the directions is with all 5 of his neurons firing all at once.
 
supersock12345 said:
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@DoctorCumFart They got swatted a second time on Sunday. Check the archives, video23-04-23_20-34-42-97_00073 from the Downstairs Hallway. Previous swat footage has been erased from the archives. #fishtanklive #fishtank #swat #swatted
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No doubt that police station will have to monitor the stream 24/7 as well after receiving so many calls... I mean I'm sure Sam thought ahead before showing the outside of the house on a stream as well as ordering from a local pizza place and putting the box on the kitchen counter, but I'm sure it's mandatory for them to show up... They all did conversate on day 2 on how the contracts had said this was help funded by the CIA, as a side thought...
 
TwoToedTed said:
I’m thinking Josie. Damiel is gonna ignore that baby
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Early on people were talking about them sabotaging the Jon/Simmons baby to kick Simmons (maybe the tiebreaker would be a popularity poll) and they could just as easily re-remove Damiel the same way. But if they were going to do that they'd have been bringing back Damiel for a reason and so far it seems like they just threw him back in with no plan.
 
The website design makes me absolutely fucking mad at the internet, the Season Pass popup has no exit button.
Neither does "Settings", if you click settings or pretty much any button you have to refresh the whole page. I wanna know who the fuck made this website.
 
curbside2 said:
You would be a fool to not recognize his toughness. The rest of the cast cowered on the couch during Sams rampage last night and Jon stood in front of his round house kicks.
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its easy to confuse stupidity with toughness, and based on how he reacted when damiel made fun of his accent, and in general how he cries and apologizes, the others have nothing to fear in standing up to his retard screaming
 
magickittyz said:
The website design makes me absolutely fucking mad at the internet, the Season Pass popup has no exit button.
Neither does "Settings", if you click settings or pretty much any button you have to refresh the whole page. I wanna know who the fuck made this website.
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I had the same issue on Firefox, with Brave it functions a lot nicer. The real website sucks ass still and has no fullscreen option, which is retarded for a video livestream.
Here's a site that doesn't have nigger UI https://fishtank.maggot.cx/
 
cwestg said:
its easy to confuse stupidity with toughness, and based on how he reacted when damiel made fun of his accent, and in general how he cries and apologizes, the others have nothing to fear in standing up to his retard screaming
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Jon has defeated everyone in the house that challenged him to a test of strength so far. He’s won nearly every test of will against anyone not named Sam.
 
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