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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 60 7.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 179 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 52.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    793
Simmons isn't included in the poll.
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I don't think Vance is a bad person, just that his little speech came off as gay. In this sort of competition how you appear to the viewers matters a lot.
Vance just seems to be a spineless bitch, when he's not doing his drum thing he's a nonentity too scared to say anything. Except for his little outburst about the guy who stole his cartoon lizard schtick
 
who i enjoy watching the most

josie - the stimming is funny, she actually does stuff all the time, the memes are the best
jon - was funny and annoying, now just annoying tbh, but still does the most to keep stream interesting
damiel - was in my top 3 before getting kicked off, still doing funny things, needs to stop being a pussy and confront jon
vance - has his moments, but is mostly proving to be a pussy. if he stands up to jon he will be redeemed
mauro - mostly boring, gets sassy which has moments
letty - completely uninteresting, but the torture chat and the crew put her through is funny
simmons - complete retard which is funny, was interesting at times, but since he is a pedo i want him to be tortured the longest and not win
sylvia - cant think of a single interesting thing they have done
 
Alright Kiwis, what do we think? Real Jet?
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Someone has been posting screencaps of the 2nd swatting that I haven't seen anywhere else aside from here and /tv/
Obviously bullshit. It took a campaign of several months, literally thousands of trannies and MSM coverage to get KF dropped from Cloudflare. Fish tank is incredibly tame compared to KF. They aren't going to be dropped.
 
Simmons has been comatose on the couch for the last hour. I can't imagine he's all that tired given how later they slept in. You think he's contemplating the implications of the earlier barrage of TTS messages calling him a chimo? Simmons seems aware enough to comprehend how fucked he is.
 
Alright Kiwis, what do we think? Real Jet?
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Someone has been posting screencaps of the 2nd swatting that I haven't seen anywhere else aside from here and /tv/
This tweet was also linked in a thread
2023-04-25 20_06_49-Just_A_Man on Twitter_ _@DoctorCumFart They got swatted a second time on S...png
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This nigger actually has braces at 27 (I dunno how to check age of instagram posts, but looks recent)
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Yeah he still has braces. He mentioned not being able to eat something yesterday because it was too hard for his braces.

He's trying to "make it" in Hollywood so braces makes sense, a lot of chinks have janky teeth. Not sure braces will help him on his way to stardom at this point.
 
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