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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%
  • Total voters
    797
magickittyz said:
the Season Pass popup has no exit button.
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???

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Noble Redditor said:
If his wife is watching the she knows he hasn't done anything even close to flirtatious with Letty.
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If she does call up and ask him to give up on all this potential money after a full week of this because she's jealous of his robobaby with Violetta, she's crazy. I think this monologue to camera is as much of an audience ass-kissing as all the others he's done before. Are we meant to dote over him for being a family man? Does he really not know Sam's audience?
 
curbside2 said:
Jon has defeated everyone in the house that challenged him to a test of strength so far. He’s won nearly every test of will against anyone not named Sam.
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Didn't he lose a tug-of-ware (which is actually more a test of mass, I guess)?
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FYI, my internet is far too shit to actually watch, so I've been exclusively following through this thread.
 
curbside2 said:
Jon has defeated everyone in the house that challenged him to a test of strength so far. He’s won nearly every test of will against anyone not named Sam.
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Nah, he lost the tug-of-war against Mauro and couldn't bench Simmons. I think Jon said he benched 80 pounds, which even if that's 80 per side + bar it isn't particularly impressive. He mainly works out for aesthetic to support his modeling side-hustle and lacks in power.
 
Dashusethetrashcan said:
Sure am glad they let damiel back so he can lay in bed and do nothing at all
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I'm convinced that Damiel was such an annoying wigger when squatting in the basement that they just threw him back in the tank. Outside of being forced to interact with cast when Sam is there he is such non entity in the house that throwing him back has like no effect.
 
Lokenstien said:
I'm convinced that Damiel was such an annoying wigger when squatting in the basement that they just threw him back in the tank. Outside of being forced to interact with cast when Sam is there he is such non entity in the house that throwing him back has like no effect.
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Did they even keep him there though? Thought I saw posts of him at a casino and out shopping. Unless jet and co took a day off at some point.
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY!
Apologizies to his gf for having to do challenges with Letty, 'it can be hard to watch', tells her to 'contact me or the producers if anything makes you uncomfortable and I'll leave'

VANCECOIN IS DEAD, RIP NIGGERS

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My wife listened to this while playing Stardew Valley and she called him a pussy for this. She said "For 20 grand? If you gotta fuck her, do what you gotta do. What a faggot."
 
magickittyz said:
The website design makes me absolutely fucking mad at the internet, the Season Pass popup has no exit button.
Neither does "Settings", if you click settings or pretty much any button you have to refresh the whole page. I wanna know who the fuck made this website.
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both the season pass and settings work normally for me
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Nah, he lost the tug-of-war against Mauro and couldn't bench Simmons. I think Jon said he benched 80 pounds, which even if that's 80 per side + bar it isn't particularly impressive. He mainly works out for aesthetic to support his modeling side-hustle and lacks in power.
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The failed bench attempt looks more to me like he was about to throw Simmons on the ground and was too retarded to balance it properly rather than being unable to lift the weight.
 
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