🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 61 7.7%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    796
Never have I been more pleased with myself for holding back and not clicking a spoiler. Sounds like it looks brutal.
it's not even that bad you should definitely click it and have it engrained in your retinas and subconscious so you can dream about it in a few weeks and wake up in cold sweat it's going to be awesome dude just click it bro please
 
Most of which is just empty rooms.
A first pass edit would eliminate all the footage where nothing is happening. This can be automated..
A second pass edit would categorize the remaining footage by who is on camera. This can be automated.
You'd probably want to tag footage where people are asleep or similar low-activity content. This can be automated.
All of those could be done simultaneously.

At this point you've already got metadata to autogenerate watchable stitch edits that just follow a specific character wherever they are and whatever they're doing. You have metadata to autogenerate nearly complete outlines for edits of every time any combination of characters are on the same camera. You have metadata to see when you've got groups of people together and something is probably happening.

Then it's the problem of having humans actually watching the footage to identify the content and build a narrative, but you're down to a fraction of the original 9000 hours.
I automated your mother's Metadata last night after I identified her narrative structure.
 
They don’t associate with her. She’s been blacklisted by them since season 1 ended for leaking shit.
And just in case Null talks about this on MATI, she was not a contestant, she was a freeloader for a couple days in S1 and we didn't know how crazy she was until after, she was brought on because she looks kind of like Letty (one of the S1 contestants) for a bit where they brought on freeloaders to be dopplegangers of the fish.
 
A pink Disney princess room lit with smooth rainbow lighting, her appearing already zonked out; arms littered with deep tissue self harm scars. Opening stream by playing the first 30 seconds of Last Resort by Papa Roach and then spending a good chunk of the stream fiddling with the music. Standing up for the camera so she can piss herself in a plaid skirt and then writes nigger on a sparkly pink whiteboard. Cutting herself off camera because she's trying to work in a certain careful non-lethal way. Flipping off the camera while she dances and shows off the wound. Realizing she has to squeeze the blood out because her sickly body isn't even producing that much for the wound to do more than drip.

I honestly don't follow fishtank at all but this stream is basically an extreme performance art piece in it's most contemporary form. Choosing Fuel by Metallica was perfect for the gorey finale because how obviously this fuels her need for attention.

Also this relevant Random.txt I saw while posting:
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Imagine associating that song with self-harm and not the final scene of The One starring Jet Li
 
Betty's body is covered in scars. She's posted her cutting like this to her telegram, in addition to her nudes and piss play. Unfortunately this isn't anything new
This is very disturbing to me because it implies that she has a group of enabling sadistic simps, who get off on her harming herself.
 
And just in case Null talks about this on MATI, she was not a contestant, she was a freeloader for a couple days in S1 and we didn't know how crazy she was until after, she was brought on because she looks kind of like Letty (one of the S1 contestants) for a bit where they brought on freeloaders to be dopplegangers of the fish.

Her self harm psycho streams are not from fishtank anyone trying to link those together is bullshitting

Archiving involves uncomfortable things
 
He posted an extended version of this in the fishtank discord. It's likely a bit in the same vein as when he has posted about 'banned words' in his chat. 36119_hW7KGNctPB.png
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