🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

And do what? vague threats that he has no physical way of backing up?

Sexo

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jon making sure his kid is also a floor sleeper.

It's training, you can never start too early.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Jon just picked up his baby by the leg

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Watching Jon try to be Vance's buddy knowing how much Vance actually dislikes him is kinda sad.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

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Thanks, I was really confused about how those pictures got out since I know they're putting effort into making sure that the swattings aren't acknowledged other than the "We're safe" post Jet made on Instagram.

 

[Aristides]

Simmons has been comatose on the couch for the last hour. I can't imagine he's all that tired given how later they slept in. You think he's contemplating the implications of the earlier barrage of TTS messages calling him a chimo? Simmons seems aware enough to comprehend how fucked he is.

The unbearable weight of all his Eastern ancestors disapproving of his behavior is making him crash into a slumber. He's going over all the nasty stuff he's done that even Sam knows about now and what his life will be like after he leaves.

 

[retard strength]

tfw you know you're gonna be getting called out to this stinky home every other day for the next five weeks to check for "extreme imminent threat to human life and dignity"

 

[Mr Sister]

I'm buying vancecoin now while it's low

 

[curbside2]

i think all the males besides simmons stand a chance against jon, he is 'muscular' but small and probably has autism coordination

You would be a fool to not recognize his toughness. The rest of the cast cowered on the couch during Sams rampage last night and Jon stood in front of his round house kicks.

 

[Dashusethetrashcan]

simmons being brought downstairs

 

[King George III]

Jon should never be left in charge of a real infant.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I know a lot of people are shitting on Vance for his garage speech but I think it shows good character. He's considerate of his girlfriend's feelings and although he sounded kind of beta, he just wanted her to know that he's loyal and not gonna cheat on her or any dumb shit like that. Give the man a break for sounding whipped in the delivery, he's in a cold garage surrounded by weirdos talking to a camera, he's not gonna be at his most eloquent. Nobody would be under these circumstances.

It doesn't show good character. It's pathetic. It's normal to miss your wife and family, and I've been waiting for heartfelt messages addressing loved ones, but this is the gayest thing possible. If his wife is watching the she knows he hasn't done anything even close to flirtatious with Letty.

 

[Akashic Retard]

extremely retarded for not pressing charges immediately the first time. shouldnt the pigs be looking in on filing a false report anyway?

Pretty sure it's a bluff.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

The Hassle meter has just made a big jump.

 

[Doseferatu]

I can't wait until Mauro is deported.

The TTS (when it's fixed) should mention deporting illegal immigrants and positive effects from doing so just to get that fat fuck to flip off the camera again.

 

[Meowstery]

Alright Kiwis, what do we think? Real Jet?
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Shame about the "pre-screening" thing. Some of those donations are rancid but I doubt he'll let the funny ones through. Only clean wholesome 'I love you josie!!!' messages two hundred times in a row

 

[supersock12345]

Hassle counter updated

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

simmons interview is going to be crazy in the documentary.

 

[curbside2]

simmons interview is going to be crazy in the documentary.

And the deposition.

 

[Lokenstien]

I appreciate that all the men except Jon have quickly accepted their role as absent fathers. I'm pretty sure Jon is attempting to make his baby as retarded as him as I think traumatic head injury is the natural reproductive cycle of Jon.