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Someone seems to have censored the bit where the dispatcher advises them to be on the lookout for valuable Dali replicas. Poor show.
 
lolwut said:
It mentions "1 Patient" in EMS R401 heading to MJH (likely the hospital) on the second page. I'm assuming that was the firefighter.
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Nah, that was part of the greedy firemen's ruse: they probably snuk the valuable Salvador Dali replica onto the ambulance and drove it off to their hideout.
 
How did they knew the Dali replica was missing, anyway? Reminds me of another hoarder.

Dragons may not have much real use for all their wealth, but they know it to an ounce as a rule, especially after long possession; and Smaug was no exception. He had passed from an uneasy dream (in which a warrior, altogether insignificant in size but provided with a bitter sword and great courage, figured most unpleasantly) to a doze, and from a doze to wide waking. There was a breath of strange air in his cave. Could there be a draught from that little hole? He had never felt quite happy about it, though it was so small, and now he glared at it in suspicion and wondered why he had never blocked it up. Of late he had half fancied he had caught the dim echoes of a knocking sound from far above that came down through it to his lair. He stirred and stretched forth his neck to sniff. Then he missed the cup!

Thieves! Fire! Murder! Such a thing had not happened since first he came to the Mountain! His rage passes description—the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted.
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skyraider91 said:
The extension cord which the chandlers were using ran through the bathroom doorway, and every time the door was opened/closed, it wore off some of the plastic coating/insulation on the cord. Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire. If the fire had been electrical, the power would have been shut off much sooner than it actually was. If it hadn't been for that stupid bitch Barb's hording, and the general negligence/stupidity of the Chandlers, the fire never would have happened. All of Barb's shit she bought from goodwill over the years ended up burning down her family's home. It says something that it took the fire department about an hour and a half to put the fire out.
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Not much reason to add to this. Skyraider states it perfectly. That dumb bitch injured a firefighter and enabled a fire that required at least four companies to respond. For a house fire that's a helluva lot of folks. And fatty has the nerve to accuse them of stealing some stupid hoard poster. I can't wait for the end of the rental house saga. Karma's a bitch, Barb.
 
Gothicserpent said:
So Chris actually wasn't the cause of the fire?
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Chris' responsibility would be kind of like if him and Barb failed to prevent a gas leak out of negligence, and then Chris lit up a smoke, not knowing anything was wrong.

It's also interesting how Chris glossed over the details of how the fire started, not even mentioning the extension cord at first, and then not even mentioning the whole door thing.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris' responsibility would be kind of like if him and Barb failed to prevent a gas leak out of negligence, and then Chris lit up a smoke.

It's also interesting how Chris glossed over the details of how the fire started, not even mentioning the extension cord at first, and then not even mentioning the whole door thing.
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It's entirely possible that he just didn't know those things were fire hazards. Much as I'd like to say "Chris takes no responsibility for anything!" I think in this case, Hanlon's razor applies.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
It's entirely possible that he just didn't know those things were fire hazards. Much as I'd like to say "Chris takes no responsibility for anything!" I think in this case, Hanlon's razor applies.
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I was going to say that nobody could be that dense but then I remembered who we are talking about. I can totally believe that Chris either doesn't understand the dangers of exposed/frayed wiring or that he was completely oblivious to the condition of the extension cord.
 
HarryHowler said:
So, Chris's (and presumably Barb's) gross disregard for personal hygiene may actually have saved his life? Because if he'd stepped on that frayed power cord with wet feet, we may well have been looking at a combined electrocution and house fire.

I guess this also gives us a clue as to how long it's been since the house had any real maintenance done on it, as any self-respecting electrician would likely have browbeat Bob and/or Barb into replacing the bathroom outlet with a GFCI outlet, which would have stood a much better chance of preventing the fire.
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I hear it's not unusual for hoarders to be too ashamed to let people in their house.
 
Once again, I have to state that It's a miracle that neither of them were killed in this incident, I'm also staggered that the house seems relatively intact (from the outside at least) seeing as the fire burned for as long as it did.

The true and honest cause of the fire disturbs me too, it's amazing how it turned out to be an even stupider series of events than we originally guessed.
 
skyraider91 said:
Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire.
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There's something I don't understand. So the cord sparked and it started the fire. Fair enough. However, you go on to say the fire wasn't electrical. That's what I don't understand. If the fire was started by a spark from the cord, surely that would make it an electrical fire?
 
deadson said:
How in the world did you get this? :o
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I suspect that he called the fire department and asked for it. That's how I get fire reports.

It's pretty proven that Skyraider is closely involved with this though his work, if you think about it there's only a handful of people he could plausibly be...
 
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