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Also released is a pic of the biggest flame of 14bc

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Kamen Rider Black RX said:
And let's face it, would anyone else take them afterwards? This fire is the result of their actions. This may provide them the incentive to curb one of their more destructive habits.
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It won't. Barb won't change, Chris 95% won't change. They've already hoarded out the rental. There is rodent feces on the floor.

I wonder if Chris has seen this report. I'm sure if he has and has seen that it was the extension cord being the cause from being misused he'll still blame Keurig or something else. He simply does not have the mental capacity to accept blame and responsibility for the problems he's caused.
 
A better question is, does he understand what the report says? Because chances are good this is too complicated for him and is something mommy should take care of.
 
The Dude said:
It won't. Barb won't change, Chris 95% won't change. They've already hoarded out the rental. There is rodent feces on the floor.

I wonder if Chris has seen this report. I'm sure if he has and has seen that it was the extension cord being the cause from being misused he'll still blame Keurig or something else. He simply does not have the mental capacity to accept blame and responsibility for the problems he's caused.
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And he can't read.
 
I'm honestly over this shit now. Nearly everything that goes wrong in their lives seems to trace back to something they've done wrong themselves. The only thing left in this entire sorrowful saga is to watch Fatty destroy his life bit by bit, all while being completely oblivious to the problems he causes for himself. It won't be funny either. It'll just be a sad, painfully slow grind into oblivion.
 
If hope Skyraider doesn't mind, but there was a little bit more of the report that deserved to get declassified.

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Chris was right!
 
deadson said:
How in the world did you get this? :o
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This is called a Run Sheet and they are filed every time a unit is dispatched and responds to a fire. You can request it from the responding fire house or the city depending on how it's handled out there. I have an idea how Raider got this but I don't want to drop dox on the method publicly.

Mourning Dove said:
I hope someone can translate Firefighter-ese for those of us having trouble understanding?
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Basically (and I apologize for making this very brief, I'm dealing with a very sudden death in the family right now) ... at 2:44 AM on Jan 10th someone called in the fire in the downstairs bathroom (I will guess this was the Adult Autistic Child). Local unit responded and was on scene about 10 minutes later. Noted smoke and flames spilling out of 'basement' (lower part of house) worse than they thought, they called for back up. They called the power company and had the power cut. They called for back up again. They called for back up AGAIN! About an hour and 10 after the first call the house was nearly fully involved and the flames had reached the roof and had broken through. Towards the bottom of the page where it says 'E/R"and 'called for back up man power" this refers to when the firefighter was injured and was transported to the hospital. The Paramedics returned to the scene after the run. So basically it is noted that FOUR different houses and EMS teams responded to this fire and were on scene until 7:00 a.m. or so battling what became a blaze and wounding a firefighter, all because this fat stupid bitch and her manbaby used a perfectly good house as a dumpster for last decade or so. Christ, this makes me mad.
 
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lolwut said:
It mentions "1 Patient" in EMS R401 heading to MJH (likely the hospital) on the second page. I'm assuming that was the firefighter.
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It's possible, or it may have been Barb being checked out for smoke inhalation. 1 Patient doesn't mean that they took someone to the hospital; it means they looked at one person. They used supplies on one person. They have to document when they use what and for how many people

Edit: stand corrected. interestino
 
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4Macie said:
It's possible, or it may have been Barb being checked out for smoke inhalation. 1 Patient doesn't mean that they took someone to the hospital; it means they looked at one person. They used supplies on one person. They have to document when they use what and for how many people
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TRANSPORT @01/10/2014 05:00:11 To: TO MJH MAIN
MILEAGE-BEGIN: 0
1 PATIENT

"MJH MAIN" = Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville.

5 seconds of Googling. Try it.
 
skyraider91 said:
The extension cord which the chandlers were using ran through the bathroom doorway, and every time the door was opened/closed, it wore off some of the plastic coating/insulation on the cord. Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire. If the fire had been electrical, the power would have been shut off much sooner than it actually was. If it hadn't been for that stupid bitch Barb's hording, and the general negligence/stupidity of the Chandlers, the fire never would have happened. All of Barb's shit she bought from goodwill over the years ended up burning down her family's home. It says something that it took the fire department about an hour and a half to put the fire out.
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Just think, some guy cleaning out his garage years ago looked at that very extension cord and said to himself "nah I don't need this one anymore, I just got the kind with the fuse built into it, I'll toss this into the Goodwill box". He unknowingly became Chris' greatest troll.
 
skyraider91 said:
The extension cord which the chandlers were using ran through the bathroom doorway, and every time the door was opened/closed, it wore off some of the plastic coating/insulation on the cord. Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire. If the fire had been electrical, the power would have been shut off much sooner than it actually was. If it hadn't been for that stupid bitch Barb's hording, and the general negligence/stupidity of the Chandlers, the fire never would have happened. All of Barb's shit she bought from goodwill over the years ended up burning down her family's home. It says something that it took the fire department about an hour and a half to put the fire out.
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This is both very informative and very depressing. Proof that they were living in unhealthy, actually life-threatening conditions, and that Barb (and Bob, lets be real here) allowed it to happen.
 
Ace_Reloaded said:
I'm surprised Barb didn't, honestly. They called an ambulance for her after their attack on Snyder (because of stress causing heart problems, I think?) and a house fire is a more than legit reason to freak out and panic, but apparently she handled it.
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It's possible that she was exaggerating her symptoms to try to avoid being arrested. That's a thing that happens.
 
Skyraider, as usual you're doing the Lord's work.

I'm in shock (no pun intended) over just how... Chandlerian this incident turned out to be. Cord jamming the bathroom door? Just open and shut it a few dozen times till it opens smoother! No problem!
Part of me is morbidly amused at how they sealed their fate more deeply with every frantic greasy-fast food-induced bathroom run.
 
So, Chris's (and presumably Barb's) gross disregard for personal hygiene may actually have saved his life? Because if he'd stepped on that frayed power cord with wet feet, we may well have been looking at a combined electrocution and house fire.

I guess this also gives us a clue as to how long it's been since the house had any real maintenance done on it, as any self-respecting electrician would likely have browbeat Bob and/or Barb into replacing the bathroom outlet with a GFCI outlet, which would have stood a much better chance of preventing the fire.
 
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