So with the subject having turned over to Pokémon for a while, I remembered this one guy who, even if not a cow proper, might be worth a laugh or something.
Going by Jesse GS the II on SPPf, tonight's subject is some guy who thought that what the Pokémon setting needed to become mature was a sitcom. However logical that is aside, this guy decided to actually go and put it down to writing, so good on him! Let's check what
his first chapter is like!
“The Fall of the House of Ash”
Episode 1ACP01
Original Airdate: 1/2/04
It’s the year 2010, and Ash, now 22 years old, is still living with his mom. Having retired from Pokémon training after defeating the Hoenn League in 2004, he and Pikachu now spend all their time loafing around while Delia and Mimey tend to everything. After a while, Delia decides that Ash needs to move out and find his own place to live. Though Ash objects initially, he eventually relents, packing his things and moving away. When Pikachu points out that Ash has not actually picked out a home yet, Ash instead moves into the Cerulean City Gym with his girlfriend Misty. Though Misty’s older sisters balk at the decision, Ash agrees to pull his own weight, keeping his living area clean. When Delia learns that Ash has shacked up with Misty instead of taking the initiative to find a home of his own, she tells him off. Ash finally realizes that he can’t keep falling back on his friends whenever something looks difficult. He and Pikachu once again set out to find a house of their own. After several disappointing false starts, Ash begins to worry that he will never find a place to live. But he then receives a phone call from his friend May, who informs him of the vacant rooms at Goldenrod Arms Apartments in the Johto region. Ash and Pikachu drive to Goldenrod and take an empty room, and after fixing it up, they celebrate with a housewarming party, where Delia congratulates Ash on finding his own home.
...oh.
Yeah, this guy just made his show into easy and simple paragraphs per each episode that tells the entire story for people.
Which led to him writing ten whole seasons of this. [each word is a different season]
Funny enough, it was trying to start a
new project there that got him in trouble, with an admin telling him to stop doing that, only for him to get butthurt and leave forever. Which I guess was the end of that.
...huh. The guy has a deviantArt account linked in his signature. I wonder if it still works?
...okay, I'm a terrible judge of art, but this guy's work reminds me of Dobson, if not completely as bad as his. Maybe they just shade alike.
Anyway, guy moved on to making comics, drawing fanart, and people underwater. A whole lot.
I didn't expect any of that when I looked this guy up, honest.
