Fanfiction Horrors

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MysticMisty said:
I still don't understand why pants wetting fetish has a Japanese name. Just...call it wetting, what's the point with going the weeb route with it?
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Because the guy is a nutter. Found some dirt on him as well. His rabbit hole goes deep.
 
An oldie but goodie:http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Salivation

Here is the ENTIRE story:

Spongbob had a gasp then and put da letr down.

Oh no he said. Squidwurd is a nigger faggot. I ned to worn him of hjs devine ways so h3 does nut born.

He runed to Squidward's hose.

The atrocious spelling and grammars is one thing, but the story is so short that the authors notes at the top of the page are actually longer than the story itself (if you can even call it a story).

Pinball Lizard said:
So anyone remember that movie Bridge to Terabithia? Based on a book, had Robert "T-1000" Patrick and a pre-Peeta Josh Hutcherson? I was surprised to discover that had an active fandom, and some of the people in it are very odd. In particular there's this one guy, MadTom, who claims to be a 58-year-old school psychologist, and yet he writes Buffy and Terabithia fics. Thing is, in his stories for the latter, he frequently has the leads, who are ~10-12 years old... get naked. A lot. He swears up and down he isn't a pedofork and that the nudity symbolizes innocence, which, to be fair, nudity can symbolize, but...

I mean, am I right to be concerned about a middle-aged man, working a job that has easy access to kids, writing about naked tweens, or has the internet really made me that cynical?
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I actually remember reading this one around the time the movie came out...I'll confess that I actually like it when people try to write fics about Leslie coming back to life, but most of them are just more of the typical poorly-written stuff that every fandom is infected with. The one that this guy wrote would have been one of the only good ones if it hadn't been ruined by the whole nakedness thing. Thanks for reminding me of something I had blocked out. The only reason why I read the entire thing was because it was literally the only "Leslie comes back to life" fic that existed at the time and because I'm good at rewriting things in my mind as I'm reading them.
 
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Brother Rabbit said:
I have a PDF of JohnOfE's weird fanfiction where he kills and rapes Norbet from angry beavers before killing himself because he killed Norbet. At least, that's I think happens, I haven't read it for a few years. Here's the way back link, it's called Beaver Soup.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf
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I remember he actually gave away a physical copy of Beaver Soup to someone on Tumblr. I can't remember who, but it's a cursed artifact.
 
SpaceGodzilla said:
I remember he actually gave away a physical copy of Beaver Soup to someone on Tumblr. I can't remember who, but it's a cursed artifact.
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Wait, you mean to tell me that there is (possibly) an physical copy of this? And this guy gave it to someone on tumblr?

I'm gonna go digging for info on this.

But before that, here is some more fanfiction for you guys.

No, you read that title right. There doesn't need to be a description for this, it's all there in the title.

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php

A incest fanfic where Draco Malfoy's dad tortures and skull fucks him, causing a lobotomy. Apparently, the author who wrote this was horny when she wrote this.

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/11/robs_5_worst_and_5_least_worst_fan_fiction_fridays.php

Honestly, the dullest and most boring smutfic I've ever read. It's so dull and fairly long, making it a bore to read. It's about Celebrian from LoTR having sex with the goblin king, and it's fairly disgustingly detailed but I was bored throughout the entire thing. I kept glancing at the scroll bar and being dissapointed at how far I had gone. Also, the ending is meh, Celebrian ends up being the goblin queen, having her teeth pulled out and fucking the goblin kings 12 guards, their war dogs and their war horses. It's just boring.

https://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm
 
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