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I should probably call and make a reservation in case he has several counseling sessions that day.
🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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Good idea. He's always busy doing gay weddings. Plus it takes him a little while to change from his big boy lime green XXXXL Care Bear clothes into a XXXXL Jesus t-shirt and Chris T baseball cap. Slob likes looking official when he 'somolizezs' a marriage or plays pretend minister/counselor.
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Reading through this gave me a good laugh
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Change Ohio Administrative Code 5160.10-22 to increase replacement schedules for CPAP
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Keep it up hackers. Bob has only posted 3 fake "sermons" in the last 42 days.
He's afraid of us and has lost all control of his fake ministry.
Great work, we are in control!!!
Drinks are on me at the next hackers dinner.
WE are the winners Bob!
He's afraid of us and has lost all control of his fake ministry.
Great work, we are in control!!!
Drinks are on me at the next hackers dinner.
WE are the winners Bob!
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Bob says he “shouldn’t have to sacrifice” to have what he wants. That’s all you need to know about him, really. Bob wants what’s yours and his reason is “because.” Guess he isn’t familiar enough with the Ten Commandments to know stealing is wrong.Reading through this gave me a good laugh
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Change Ohio Administrative Code 5160.10-22 to increase replacement schedules for CPAP
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Has Bob been called to bring his new signs and perform traffic control for Carroll county yet???
Nice investment there Bob.
Nice investment there Bob.
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Bob is actually very proactive on this front. Instead of waiting for calls from the real authorities, Bob drives around causing accidents so he can feel like a true first responder. He’s not very bright, so instead of spacing out the pile-ups, he’s triggering them every Saturdee, Sundee, and Thursdee. The pattern and culprit were obvious to Dale Williams and Jeff Paden, sheriffs of Carroll County and Guernsey County (respectively). I don’t think they would want to arrest Bob in public and cause him unnecessary embarrassment, as they do recognize he is legally retarded. But a dawn raid on the trailer is going to be very upsetting to Rene and cause lots of gossip along the neighbors.
If Bob was really a Christian, he’d turn himself in to law enforcement without delay. But he’s not, so he won’t.
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Slob could have saved a lot of taxpayer money not buying (with Rene's stimulus checks) all the traffic signs. He could have just written SOTP across his stomach and then stand out in the middle of the road. Those letters would be bigger than the letters on any sign he has.
He could write SLOW on his back, but that would be stating the obvious.
One sign he should buy is - SLOW, obese retard ahead.
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I know Williams’ office has been digging into whether or not Bob even has a license. If he does, he’ll be moved to the front of the line for a follow-up driver’s test. This is under a new law on the books in Ohio that requires low-IQ drivers to renew their license annually after re-taking the written and practical tests.
Either way, he’s got no hope of passing. If Bob is still on YouTube in May, we’ll know he was forced to hand over his license and is driving illegally. I predict no further “traffic control” videos after that, just recliner Bob, bitching about his wheelchair-bound neighbor, bitching about my namesake, bitching about money, bitching about having to suck it up and live with getting free roast beef from the food pantry, not the bacon he was hoping for.
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"Your body is not my body! I need poteen! Poteen! Poteen!"
"Don't believe what the label says! Even though they roll the bacon in salt, they hang it in a smoker. A smoker! A smoker! There is no salt in the bacon even though the label says there is! Get it straight! You can take your Master's degree in nutrition and shove it!"
Slob's 'cooking with bacon' and 'cooking with sausage' videos were 'stoopiditiness' classics!
Even though Slob is a morbidly obese greaseball with blood sugar levels that bounce around like a ping-pong ball, add graduate-degree registered dieticians and graduate-degree registered nutritionists to the long list of professionals that Slob 'knows more than they do' list.
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Criticize all you want, but the proof is in the pudding. And pudding is what Bob seems to be eating a lot of when you ponder the state of his body. He’s at least 150 pounds overweight. The results speak for themselves.
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And you know Slob only buys the puddin cups and gobbles them down, he won’t make his own. I hope he at least let’s Rene lick to empty containers clean.
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Fuck you for giving me the mental image of Bob eating Rene’s panty pudding from the container.
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Slob said he needs poteen and pudding is a good source of poteen! Poteen! Poteen!
Even Fumunda pudding, best served at body temperature.
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Way back RLM did state that he boils the tap water that he uses in his CPAP machines, because he has hard water. This, of course, boils off water leaving a higher concentration of minerals, thus causing more degradation of the machines. So the poor state of his CPAP machines and cushions and other accoutrements is his own stupid (low-IQ) fault.
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It's kooshuns! Get it straight!
It will take Slob a month to figure out accoutrements so I'll leave it at kooshuns.
Also, it's Rene's CPAP machine so he really doesn't care. As long as she takes a breath 3-4 times a minute, that's good enough for Slob.
It will take Slob a month to figure out accoutrements so I'll leave it at kooshuns.
Also, it's Rene's CPAP machine so he really doesn't care. As long as she takes a breath 3-4 times a minute, that's good enough for Slob.
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I had a roommate who used a cpap and they are actually really easy to maintain if you aren't a lazy slob. Distilled water in the tank, its very cheap at any grocery store, in the morning, put the tank and accoutrements into a tub of soapy water, blue dawn works fine, shake around a little, rinse, air dry, and they are ready for use the next night.
Don't you use distilled water in those? Don't cheap out Blob.
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Bob has bitched ad nauseam about the expense of distilled water. I agree with him: His comfort and health aren’t worth spending a nickel on, let alone a nickel every day.