🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I am reel doktur! said:
You can be sure he didn't put a dime toward fixing his leaky roof. In no time, he'll be asking his pastor for money and bitching that every food pantry within a 150-mile radius of his shithole doesn't have the brands of bacon and ice cream he likes.
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He got EXTREMELY AGITATED about his trouble finding his favorite flavors of those Mio drops for water. His feet are rotting off from diabetes but Bob is focusing on what matters: feeding his fat face with only his favorite food and drink (and causing car accidents and rage-posting on YouTube). #priorities
 
John Andrews Stan said:
He got EXTREMELY AGITATED about his trouble finding his favorite flavors of those Mio drops for water. His feet are rotting off from diabetes but Bob is focusing on what matters: feeding his fat face with only his favorite food and drink (and causing car accidents and rage-posting on YouTube). #priorities
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#asshole #selfish #greedy #fraud

I think Slob needs a miracle and should get a packet of this in his mail.

Who knows? Maybe this magic water will turn his life around.

He gave Jim Bakker's magic anointing oil a try, why not this? And this is free!

Someday, maybe Slob will be marketing Slob's Magic Bacon Grease.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
#asshole #selfish #greedy #fraud
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I hasten to add that my objection wasn’t primarily to his being a big fat baby about food brands and products, but to him being a big fat baby about food brands and products he was getting for free.

You could give him a brand new, luxuriously furnished mansion and bitter Bob would still bitch and foam at the mouth over the thread count of the bedsheets.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I hasten to add that my objection wasn’t primarily to his being a big fat baby about food brands and products, but to him being a big fat baby about food brands and products he was getting for free.

You could give him a brand new, luxuriously furnished mansion and bitter Bob would still bitch and foam at the mouth over the thread count of the bedsheets.
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And no 'torlet' on the front porch for Rene.

Slob and Rene living in a mansion would be like the Beverly Hillbillies.
 
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I wonder if Bob and Rene ever tried to have kids. I can’t remember if Bob ever discussed it. If we’re lucky, they still might gift us their progeny. Bob can pivot to daddy blogger, get all the free shit those dudes get, and sell the kid’s cadaver for parts when it dies of neglect. Hell, he’s more qualified to be a daddy blogger than he is to be a first responder.
 
Dude didn't raise the kids he already had. If he wasn't dumping them on their mom or aunty they were running wild. I doubt Rene is healthy enough to have kids, or even wants any.
 
Toasty said:
Dude didn't raise the kids he already had. If he wasn't dumping them on their mom or aunty they were running wild. I doubt Rene is healthy enough to have kids, or even wants any.
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I remember Slob mentioning in a video from years ago that Rene had a hysterectomy when she was around 18. Knowing Slob, it might be true or it might be a typical Slob bullshit story. In this case, I'm hoping it's true.
 
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Ole Bobbers is getting fired up on usa.life because he got busted for his part in murdering George Floyd.
 

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crayolasword said:
Ole Bobbers is getting fired up on usa.life because he got busted for his part in murdering George Floyd.
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How many social media accounts does this fatass clown have?

He gets hated and/or laughed off for being an asshole on one so he starts up another on a different platform?

The amount of time this Tard wastes on social media every day 'running his fingertips' is extraordinaery.
 
Serialmom said:
In all fairness those Mio drinks are sugar free.
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Well, Bob has a well established track record of using this as a sort of a threat. He complains that nutritious food is either unappealing, or unavailable at a price he is willing to pay. Therefore, other people should give him exactly the food he wants, or else he will go back to undermining his health with sweet tea and "kook aid."

When people do not give in to this manipulation, he accuses them of being false Christians and declares that the End Times are upon us. It's wonderful.
 
Durable Mike Malloy said:
Well, Bob has a well established track record of using this as a sort of a threat. He complains that nutritious food is either unappealing, or unavailable at a price he is willing to pay. Therefore, other people should give him exactly the food he wants, or else he will go back to undermining his health with sweet tea and "kook aid."

When people do not give in to this manipulation, he accuses them of being false Christians and declares that the End Times are upon us. It's wonderful.
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That's true. The 'End Times' and the 'Last Days' come and go in Slobworld, depending on what he can and can't get for free.

They come and go, just like Slob's spina bifida, 'beetus', arthritis, neuropathy and GERD.

4 things that remain constant: being a self-centered asshole, being a fraud, being a liar, being a selfish beggar.

Those 4 are like sunrise and sunset.
 
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Toasty said:
Dude didn't raise the kids he already had. If he wasn't dumping them on their mom or aunty they were running wild. I doubt Rene is healthy enough to have kids, or even wants any.
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Well if Bob finds out how much more welfare he could be raking in with a kid or two, she’d better sleep with one eye open or he’ll be knocking her up in no time. Of course the child would be chained to a post in the yard and left to fend for itself. It would probably turn out to be a gay trans gender-queer Democrat atheist Muslim.
 
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