🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Still gotta pay the slot fee. Which means the dirt the trailer is sitting on is worth more than the trailer itself.
Any bets on whether or not Bob has insurance for the trailer and its contents? I know the invaluable Tupperware did not make the return trip from Florida, but he’d still be up shit crick without a paddle if that place burned to the ground or was swept away by a twister. Rene could go to her family in Indiana but Bob has no loved ones to turn to. I’d pay to see a reality show of Bob annoying the shit out of everyone at the county homeless shelter as he attempts to run roughshod over the rules and generally make everything worse for everybody.
 
Any bets on whether or not Bob has insurance for the trailer and its contents? I know the invaluable Tupperware did not make the return trip from Florida, but he’d still be up shit crick without a paddle if that place burned to the ground or was swept away by a twister. Rene could go to her family in Indiana but Bob has no loved ones to turn to. I’d pay to see a reality show of Bob annoying the shit out of everyone at the county homeless shelter as he attempts to run roughshod over the rules and generally make everything worse for everybody.
He does. Remember when Bob tried to burn down Willard's trailer?
He bragged to the others in the concentration camp that he had insurance on his shit hole through Progressive.
 
There's nothing more infuriating than some fat fuck who hasn't had a hungry day in his life moaning about being starved because he didn't get a filet mignon.
Now, I'd say the trailer is worth $0 and the shed might be worth $50.
You'd actually have to pay to have it hauled off so you could put something inhabitable on it. It's literally worth less than nothing. Much like Bob himself.
 
Oh now I remember. But I’d forgotten that Bob used to have teeth.

Also note that he has been LARPing as law enforcement since he was a kid. Looks like Bob was wearing fake badges as soon as he was able to dress himself.

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Oh now I remember. But I’d forgotten that Bob used to have teeth.

Also note that he has been LARPing as law enforcement since he was a kid. Looks like Bob was wearing fake badges as soon as he was able to dress himself.

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Did you notice it that video Bob lies about the origin of the town Kimbolton?
He claims the "Kim" part of Kimbolton comes from the name McKim.

The Wikipedia dedicated to the town tells the real story:

"The present name is derived from Kimbolton, England, the native home of a local merchant.[7]"

Can you open your mouth without lying Bob?
 
Did you notice it that video Bob lies about the origin of the town Kimbolton?
He claims the "Kim" part of Kimbolton comes from the name McKim.

The Wikipedia dedicated to the town tells the real story:

"The present name is derived from Kimbolton, England, the native home of a local merchant.[7]"

Can you open your mouth without lying Bob?
Yes, Bob doesn’t know any better than to brag (falsely) that he’s the bankrupt, trailer-dwelling, welfare-dependent descendant of a wealthy family. He should be ashamed but he’ll steal reflected glory wherever he can find it.
 
Did you notice it that video Bob lies about the origin of the town Kimbolton?
He claims the "Kim" part of Kimbolton comes from the name McKim.

The Wikipedia dedicated to the town tells the real story:

"The present name is derived from Kimbolton, England, the native home of a local merchant.[7]"

Can you open your mouth without lying Bob?
If Slob told me the sky was blue, I'd look up for 'dokuminted pruuuf.'
 
If Slob told me the sky was blue, I'd look up for 'dokuminted pruuuf.'
I wonder if Bob ever had a job where he was in charge of the finances and was allowed access to cash drawers or other currency. I’m 100 percent certain he’d find a way to twist poorly translated Bible verses into permission slips to steal whatever he can get his hands on.
 
I wonder if Bob ever had a job where he was in charge of the finances and was allowed access to cash drawers or other currency. I’m 100 percent certain he’d find a way to twist poorly translated Bible verses into permission slips to steal whatever he can get his hands on.
Not just currency. Office supplies, the lunches of other workers in the fridge, bags of coffee, sugar packets and Coffeemate by the office coffee machine and hats and gloves also made Slob's free stuff list. He didn't steal any of his fellow worker's jackets or coats. XXXXL is a rare size.

Acts V, verse 17 - If it isn't nailed down, thou can steal it. Give unto others, even when they don't know they're giving. Amen.
 
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Any bets on whether or not Bob has insurance for the trailer and its contents? I know the invaluable Tupperware did not make the return trip from Florida, but he’d still be up shit crick without a paddle if that place burned to the ground or was swept away by a twister. Rene could go to her family in Indiana but Bob has no loved ones to turn to. I’d pay to see a reality show of Bob annoying the shit out of everyone at the county homeless shelter as he attempts to run roughshod over the rules and generally make everything worse for everybody.
I’d say the odds of the trailer being blown away by a Twitter were slim to fucking impossible.... just as long is the two of them stay inside that is.
 
No way. Hopefully Rene got to piss some of it away on useless shit from wish, before Bob pissed it away on traffic signs and radios. Our taxes have already paid for the traffic signs and radios that the real road crews and first responders use, but wisely they refuse to let Bob touch them. But he sure showed them. Similarly no church, ministerial school, or place of higher learning will certify Bob to do anything but badly read a passage while they are passing the plate. This makes him feel good and keeps him far from the plate. He showed them too. He just buys his own. Too bad playing dress up and making up names and even registering his little clubs that only he and rene are in has made anyone mistake him for the real thing. Poor Bob. He spent the whole check on road signs that will never see the road.
 
No way. Hopefully Rene got to piss some of it away on useless shit from wish, before Bob pissed it away on traffic signs and radios. Our taxes have already paid for the traffic signs and radios that the real road crews and first responders use, but wisely they refuse to let Bob touch them. But he sure showed them. Similarly no church, ministerial school, or place of higher learning will certify Bob to do anything but badly read a passage while they are passing the plate. This makes him feel good and keeps him far from the plate. He showed them too. He just buys his own. Too bad playing dress up and making up names and even registering his little clubs that only he and rene are in has made anyone mistake him for the real thing. Poor Bob. He spent the whole check on road signs that will never see the road.
You can be sure he didn't put a dime toward fixing his leaky roof.

In no time, he'll be asking his pastor for money and bitching that every food pantry within a 150-mile radius of his shithole doesn't have the brands of bacon and ice cream he likes.

Funny thing about that leaking-for-years roof. According to Slob, it can't be fixed when it's too cold, it can't be fixed when it's too hot, it can't be fixed when it's windy, it can't be fixed in direct sunlight.

In other words, it will never be fixed because Slob can't find anyone to do it for free.

Another funny thing.

Slob can't climb a ladder and do 'manual labor', but, he seems to have no problem climbing ladders to put his useless antennas on telephone poles outside his shithole, installing weather stations, or bending and stretching to pimp out the Care Bear mobile with flashy lights, antennas, front and rear dash cameras and radios.

His closed spina bifida, neuropathy, arthritis, and living in pain ("constantly!, constantly!, constantly!, constantly!") let him do some things.

Those are 3 tricky ailments that seem to come and go.
 
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