🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[HarveySperg41]

I found a picture of Slob on that horse he was talking about.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His neuropathy pain and tingling wouldn't have gotten so bad if he had gotten the beetus under control and since he's a reel master doktor he should have known that.

Bob refuses to adhere to the biblical commands to care for the body his Maker gave him. He never exercises, to the point where walking slowly on the flat terrain to his mailbox leaves him gasping for breath. He stuffs himself full of junk and eats fast food constantly (I think his “errands” are just excuses for him to stop for McDonald’s and try to cause accidents for YouTube views). When he’s not wolfing down Big Macs behind the wheel of his Kia, he’s completely sedentary in his recliner. Yet he still considers himself qualified to lecture others on obeying God. Lol Bob’s going to hell.

 

[Toasty]

His whole pathetic life has been a push to be in a position of authority over others. He even told us about his desire for toy police and fire badges that mean ol dad wouldn't buy him. He wants to be a first responder, not to assist, but because it would enable him to be in power to tell others what to do. He wants to play security officer with a gun because people will accede to his commands. He wants to be a " preacher/pastor/evangelist/prophet/minister/" even though at best he's been allowed to read a passage at church because they are being nice good Christians.
They guy has no power in his life and knows it. And hates it. He could have self agency at least if he took responsibility and worked towards bettering his life. This would feel empowering. But instead he feels powerless and howls at roto router like a Karen, bugs the cops about somebody passing him on a solid yellow, and files police reports because someone was mean on the internet.
It's kind of a napoleon complex. Maybe on some level he knows that he is short fat and quite stupid and therefore very powerless. So her pretends power any way he can.
It doesn't work. The extra testosterone is expressed in body hair apparently. God hes gross.

 

[AnOminous]

He wants to be a first responder, not to assist, but because it would enable him to be in power to tell others what to do.

Luckily these agencies have filters to keep out utterly retarded psychos like him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His whole pathetic life has been a push to be in a position of authority over others. He even told us about his desire for toy police and fire badges that mean ol dad wouldn't buy him. He wants to be a first responder, not to assist, but because it would enable him to be in power to tell others what to do. He wants to play security officer with a gun because people will accede to his commands. He wants to be a " preacher/pastor/evangelist/prophet/minister/" even though at best he's been allowed to read a passage at church because they are being nice good Christians.
They guy has no power in his life and knows it. And hates it. He could have self agency at least if he took responsibility and worked towards bettering his life. This would feel empowering. But instead he feels powerless and howls at roto router like a Karen, bugs the cops about somebody passing him on a solid yellow, and files police reports because someone was mean on the internet.
It's kind of a napoleon complex. Maybe on some level he knows that he is short fat and quite stupid and therefore very powerless. So her pretends power any way he can.
It doesn't work. The extra testosterone is expressed in body hair apparently. God hes gross.

This is perhaps the most insightful commentary on Bob’s psyche that I’ve seen in this thread. Bob is 100% about domination. He thinks he can ride JC’s coattails to power. He openly admits to fantasizing about the day he and JC round on his critics with eternal damnation and suffering. Bob isn’t a Christian; he’s just another angry tard who thinks he’ll get to wield some power if he kisses enough JC ass. Literally nothing in his life aligns with supposedly Xian values.

 

[Toasty]

This is perhaps the most insightful commentary on Bob’s psyche that I’ve seen in this thread. Bob is 100% about domination. He thinks he can ride JC’s coattails to power. He openly admits to fantasizing about the day he and JC round on his critics with eternal damnation and suffering. Bob isn’t a Christian; he’s just another angry tard who thinks he’ll get to wield some power if he kisses enough JC ass. Literally nothing in his life aligns with supposedly Xian values.

Yeah, I missed the part where his afterlife fantasies include him wielding power and judgment over others. Where even though JC stands on the right hand of God, Bob stands on the right hand of JC.
Any true follower of JC would be consumed with love and mercy and desire for all to be drawn into him.
Making fun of Bob would not be a crime worthy of eternal hellfire. Juvenile internet antics are not that serious.
Bob fails either willingly or not to separate attacks on him with attacks on his religion. I've yet to see anyone attack christianity, or his particular brand of it. Whatever it is. Evangelical? Church of the brethren? Whi knows?
Most people attack his hypocrisy and blatant begging and nastiness. His awfulness towards Rene with abusing her financially and putting her medical and personal business on YouTube, not to mention being a menace on the roadways.

 

[S O T P]

Yeah, I missed the part where his afterlife fantasies include him wielding power and judgment over others. Where even though JC stands on the right hand of God, Bob stands on the right hand of JC.
Any true follower of JC would be consumed with love and mercy and desire for all to be drawn into him.
Making fun of Bob would not be a crime worthy of eternal hellfire. Juvenile internet antics are not that serious.
Bob fails either willingly or not to separate attacks on him with attacks on his religion. I've yet to see anyone attack christianity, or his particular brand of it. Whatever it is. Evangelical? Church of the brethren? Whi knows?
Most people attack his hypocrisy and blatant begging and nastiness. His awfulness towards Rene with abusing her financially and putting her medical and personal business on YouTube, not to mention being a menace on the roadways.

Since Slob is a completely useless sack of shit dimwit that accomplished nothing in his life (except being 'Paperboy of the Month' 40+ years ago) and amounted to nothing more than being a raging, bigoted, selfish lunatic sitting in a smelly recliner in a dimly lit by bare light bulbs dilapidated trailer dressed up as a make-believe security guard wearing a Jesus hat while making YouTube videos for an audience that finds him hysterically amusing, his new fantasy/delusion is getting his afterlife revenge on everyone that didn't give him money or laughed at him by riding a white horse in the clouds.

He's run out of "mark my words!", "SOTP right now!", "I'm not telling you ever again!", and empty threat options.

The white horse in the clouds is the last card in his deck of delusion.

I found a picture of Slob on that horse he was talking about.
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This has 'upcoming Joe Hester video' written all over it.

Don’t forget green beans and yellow beans and green beans and yellow beans and green beans and yellow beans!

It's impossible to remember all the batshit crazy this fatass clown has spewed over the years and I had forgotten that one. That was a classic video! Thanks for reminding me.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's impossible to remember all the batshit crazy this fatass clown has spewed over the years and I had forgotten that one. That was a classic video! Thanks for reminding me.

This one isn’t ringing a bell for me. Link?

 

[Scribbler]

This one isn’t ringing a bell for me. Link?

This one?

 

[Toasty]

Sounds to me like he didn't go hungry. They had bread, butter, meat stock, green and yellow beans, enough for sandwiches. Just because Bob wasn't getting what Bob wanted he thought they were hungry.
Sounds a lot like today. Bob has enough money for his weather gadgets and prepaid legal, and 16 kinds of antivirus software that doesn't work, and cable TV, and subscriptions to a bunch of televangelists, and a bunch of radio clubs and who knows what other shit he's paying on every month, but he's just too poor to pay for gas to get to the store to buy bacon. Hell, he's too poor to buy bacon! Rene can't afford her medication! Well, unless you spent all her money, Bob, she should have about a thousand dollars a month. Less rent, which for a trailer and lot in your holler is maybe $800/mo. Since youare single, she should be receiving food stamps for a single, so that's over $200 in food that she's bringing in, so that basically negated utilities. So if her half of $800 a month is$400, and she brings in $1000 with 0 spent on food, as already demonstrated by the amount she should be receiving in food stamps as a single adult, she should only be paying for her phone bill <$50/mo, and utilities.
So unless Bob is trying to tell us that Rene uses up $550.00 worth of hot water and electricity a month sitting on her awful recliner, something is really fishy here.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rene pays the car note yet her name is not on the title. Bob refuses to marry her in order to hang onto the financial edge he has from taking Rene’s cash and not including her as a legal co-owner of his assets. Bob worships money, not God.

 

[Toasty]

She pays the car note, but can she drive herself where she wants to go? What an awful life she must have.

 

[S O T P]

Sounds to me like he didn't go hungry. They had bread, butter, meat stock, green and yellow beans, enough for sandwiches. Just because Bob wasn't getting what Bob wanted he thought they were hungry.
Sounds a lot like today. Bob has enough money for his weather gadgets and prepaid legal, and 16 kinds of antivirus software that doesn't work, and cable TV, and subscriptions to a bunch of televangelists, and a bunch of radio clubs and who knows what other shit he's paying on every month, but he's just too poor to pay for gas to get to the store to buy bacon. Hell, he's too poor to buy bacon! Rene can't afford her medication! Well, unless you spent all her money, Bob, she should have about a thousand dollars a month. Less rent, which for a trailer and lot in your holler is maybe $800/mo. Since youare single, she should be receiving food stamps for a single, so that's over $200 in food that she's bringing in, so that basically negated utilities. So if her half of $800 a month is$400, and she brings in $1000 with 0 spent on food, as already demonstrated by the amount she should be receiving in food stamps as a single adult, she should only be paying for her phone bill <$50/mo, and utilities.
So unless Bob is trying to tell us that Rene uses up $550.00 worth of hot water and electricity a month sitting on her awful recliner, something is really fishy here.

Fishy = fraud and abuse.

 

[Rolled roofing]

This one?

That’s the one! This fool has basically lived in shitty single wides his entire life. As David Attenborough would say “here we find the McKim in his native habitat, an early 50’s model dilapidated single wide trailer. This specimen is clearly one of the fatter of his species. The McKim surrounds the inside of his hovel with useless ephemera that he has hoarded over the decades, including newspapers going back to before the moon landings, hundreds of plastic coffee jugs, bits of paper relating to past glories, but strangely, only 1 jug of laundry detergent from the mid 80’s that is still 3/4 full. The outside of his home is surrounded by broken toilets, empty pringles cans, yards of filled roofing and sheets of razor sharp sheet metal. The McKim is an unusual and strange little creature in deed”

That’s the one! This fool has basically lived in shitty single wides his entire life. As David Attenborough would say “here we find the McKim in his native habitat, an early 50’s model dilapidated single wide trailer. This specimen is clearly one of the fatter of his species. The McKim surrounds the inside of his hovel with useless ephemera that he has hoarded over the decades, including newspapers going back to before the moon landings, hundreds of plastic coffee jugs, bits of paper relating to past glories, but strangely, only 1 jug of laundry detergent from the mid 80’s that is still 3/4 full. The outside of his home is surrounded by broken toilets, empty pringles cans, yards of filled roofing and sheets of razor sharp sheet metal. The McKim is an unusual and strange little creature in deed”

*rolled

Sounds to me like he didn't go hungry. They had bread, butter, meat stock, green and yellow beans, enough for sandwiches. Just because Bob wasn't getting what Bob wanted he thought they were hungry.
Sounds a lot like today. Bob has enough money for his weather gadgets and prepaid legal, and 16 kinds of antivirus software that doesn't work, and cable TV, and subscriptions to a bunch of televangelists, and a bunch of radio clubs and who knows what other shit he's paying on every month, but he's just too poor to pay for gas to get to the store to buy bacon. Hell, he's too poor to buy bacon! Rene can't afford her medication! Well, unless you spent all her money, Bob, she should have about a thousand dollars a month. Less rent, which for a trailer and lot in your holler is maybe $800/mo. Since youare single, she should be receiving food stamps for a single, so that's over $200 in food that she's bringing in, so that basically negated utilities. So if her half of $800 a month is$400, and she brings in $1000 with 0 spent on food, as already demonstrated by the amount she should be receiving in food stamps as a single adult, she should only be paying for her phone bill <$50/mo, and utilities.
So unless Bob is trying to tell us that Rene uses up $550.00 worth of hot water and electricity a month sitting on her awful recliner, something is really fishy here.

bob owns the trailer outright. Selling price? $500. And I’m not even kidding. And somehow, look at that shit shack, I still think he paid too much

 

[S O T P]

That’s the one! This fool has basically lived in shitty single wides his entire life. As David Attenborough would say “here we find the McKim in his native habitat, an early 50’s model dilapidated single wide trailer. This specimen is clearly one of the fatter of his species. The McKim surrounds the inside of his hovel with useless ephemera that he has hoarded over the decades, including newspapers going back to before the moon landings, hundreds of plastic coffee jugs, bits of paper relating to past glories, but strangely, only 1 jug of laundry detergent from the mid 80’s that is still 3/4 full. The outside of his home is surrounded by broken toilets, empty pringles cans, yards of filled roofing and sheets of razor sharp sheet metal. The McKim is an unusual and strange little creature in deed”

*rolled

bob owns the trailer outright. Selling price? $500. And I’m not even kidding. And somehow, look at that shit shack, I still think he paid too much

In a video from a couple of years ago, Slob said he paid $300 for the trailer and $500 for the shed. The shed cost more than the trailer?

There's 1 born every minute.

Now, I'd say the trailer is worth $0 and the shed might be worth $50.

There isn't a chance he'd be able to sell that shithole now. It wouldn't pass inspection.

They'll bulldoze it over and load it in a dumpster.

 

[Toasty]

Still gotta pay the slot fee. Which means the dirt the trailer is sitting on is worth more than the trailer itself.

 

[KD8IEW]

They'll bulldoze it over and load it in a dumpster.

They wouldn't dare disturb the resting place of the late Lucille Loader!!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

This has 'upcoming Joe Hester video' written all over it.

I miss Joe Hester.

 

[Serialmom]

I don’t know if there is a big amateur radio scene anymore, what with smartphones being exponentially better than CB. Bob’s original loser hangout, the Tuscawaras amateur radio fondle and tickle group (that might not be the actual name, but close enough) folded in the mid to late 80’s. So for 30+ years Bob has been living in his fantasy world of being a contributing member of society. Even though his current outfit gap has 2 members: one who can’t walk and one who can only waddle. CAER has saved exactly 0 lives. Has helped exactly 0 people. And exists only as a figment of Bobs delusions of grandeur. It would be funny if it wasn’t so wrist slicingly, absolutely fucking pathetic.

I know someone who belongs to a bunch of radio clubs and parade clubs who dresses the part. They even sell patches for their "brigade". Suspect the wife was born a man..... Are they all the same?

 

[Kangaroo]

ok slob I am going to break this to you, the “rock” Christ is talking about is his word. which is God’s word. Not confession, you confess your sins to gain salvation in Christ. If you did more than just read your bible and actually discussed it in a bible study you might actually have learned this. But then if you did that you would be wrong, gotten pissed of, yelled at your christen brothers, then be thrown out of church because you’re a self absorbed arrogant asshat.

He has been told many times - but he is deluded that his way is the right way. Also he has been thrown out of many churches precisely because he's a self absorbed arrogant asshat.