🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Here's a moldy (literally) oldie.

Slob was mellow in his first couple of videos.

He showed us a glimmer of what a nutjob asshole he is in this very early video, putting his begging train of delusion on the tracks.

Sitting in the dark, in his recliner, bitching, moaning and begging.

He's come such a long way since this video.

Such an abundant life.

William Baxter said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xnGVir098PU
A message from the good or should I say Master Doctor
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There is just too much comedic material in this video to know where to begin.

"Long story short" - Why doesn't fatass buy more Jim Bakker anointing oil? That stuff cures everything!
 
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ok slob I am going to break this to you, the “rock” Christ is talking about is his word. which is God’s word. Not confession, you confess your sins to gain salvation in Christ. If you did more than just read your bible and actually discussed it in a bible study you might actually have learned this. But then if you did that you would be wrong, gotten pissed of, yelled at your christen brothers, then be thrown out of church because you’re a self absorbed arrogant asshat.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Here's a moldy (literally) oldie.

Slob was mellow in his first couple of videos.

He showed us a glimmer of what a nutjob asshole he is in this very early video, putting his begging train of delusion on the tracks.

Sitting in the dark, in his recliner, bitching, moaning and begging.

He's come such a long way since this video.

Such an abundant life.
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They need a stylus for their phones because their kielbasa sized fingers keep mashing 4 letters at a time! They try to type “Jim Bakker” and it comes out as jkuiiukomkjn bnhgaswzkjm,kiolesdrrtfd. No wonder Rene gets frustrated! She goes so mad she has to put her pipe of pringles down!
 
Bob claims in this video that he looks forward to the destruction of his enemies due to their refusal to accept JC as their savior. A true Christian would never want such a thing to happen; they’d want their enemies to have a change of heart. An evangelist who wants to hurt people instead of saving them? How wicked.

Also lol he can’t pronounce any of the names in the Bible properly. Has this dummy ever listened to anyone expound on these scriptures? Or are most evangelists, wannabe clergy and supposed biblical scholars that poorly versed in the primary text?

I enjoyed how he inserted another complaint about retail issues into this one. That’s time that would be better spent looking for an alternative product. I really don’t wish pain on Bob, so I hope he finds a solution to the neuropathy pain and tingling. But I suspect he’d rather suffer, just to have something else to bitch about.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I really don’t wish pain on Bob, so I hope he finds a solution to the neuropathy pain and tingling. But I suspect he’d rather suffer, just to have something else to bitch about.
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His neuropathy pain and tingling wouldn't have gotten so bad if he had gotten the beetus under control and since he's a reel master doktor he should have known that.
 
One of the best lines George Constanza (Jason Alexander) said in a Seinfeld episode was - "It's not a lie if you believe it."

The credo of Slob's entire life.

crayolasword said:
I enjoyed hearing how Slobert thinks he’s going to sitting on the Throne of God and riding a white horse smiting people. What a sight that would be.... Him on a horse riding around shooting people with his Hi-Point....
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Will the horse have flashy lights and antennas sticking out of its ass?

Also, it would take a Saturn V rocket to lift Fatass off the ground.

William Baxter said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xnGVir098PU
A message from the good or should I say Master Doctor
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Slob is a masturbater.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob claims in this video that he looks forward to the destruction of his enemies due to their refusal to accept JC as their savior. A true Christian would never want such a thing to happen; they’d want their enemies to have a change of heart. An evangelist who wants to hurt people instead of saving them? How wicked.

Also lol he can’t pronounce any of the names in the Bible properly. Has this dummy ever listened to anyone expound on these scriptures? Or are most evangelists, wannabe clergy and supposed biblical scholars that poorly versed in the primary text?

I enjoyed how he inserted another complaint about retail issues into this one. That’s time that would be better spent looking for an alternative product. I really don’t wish pain on Bob, so I hope he finds a solution to the neuropathy pain and tingling. But I suspect he’d rather suffer, just to have something else to bitch about.
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The more I think about, the more I'm convinced he's only in it for some personal gain of some kind. I don't buy him being a true Christian, let alone a proper Evangelical, at all.
 
sikotik said:
Yeah he's only in it for what he thinks he can get from other people and the end times are just a petty revenge fantasy where he or god defeat the mean people who didn't give him money, a new car, healthy bacon and sausage and everything else he desires free of charge.
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Take a few minutes to read this article and watch this great John Oliver episode about shady evangelical preachers - "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption."

'Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption' and the 'McKim Beacon Light Ministry'. Both fictitious; both hilarious.

Here is the entire John Oliver episode. Enjoy the hilarity and hypocrisy.

Just like all of Slob's videos.

The only difference? You can completely understand John Oliver when he speaks English.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
The more I think about, the more I'm convinced he's only in it for some personal gain of some kind. I don't buy him being a true Christian, let alone a proper Evangelical, at all.
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His adult (and 'adult' is a stretch) life is a something for nothing scam. When he finally figured out he couldn't keep a job for more than 2 weeks before getting fired (excluding being a paperboy) he decided to start a 'ministry' and get lots of followers that would donate money. Because it's obvious, to everyone but Slob, that he's a retarded, bigoted, selfish, asshole, the ministry scam didn't work out (no surprise) and he defaulted back to his 'poor me/I need help' YouTube begging schtick.

An abundant life.
 
Bob has a fantasy that, at some point, he and his imaginary friend, Chris T., are going to ride horses in the clouds, round us all up and judge us.
If we're making up stories, I have a much better ending.
At the end, all the Hackers fly in on a space ship, led by John Andrews. We all then judge Bob, and make him pay back all the money that he's stole from the workers of America. We then sentence the lazy prick to an eternity of what he hates the most. MANUAL LABOR!!
 
Willard on the Cart said:
Bob has a fantasy that, at some point, he and his imaginary friend, Chris T., are going to ride horses in the clouds, round us all up and judge us.
If we're making up stories, I have a much better ending.
At the end, all the Hackers fly in on a space ship, led by John Andrews. We all then judge Bob, and make him pay back all the money that he's stole from the workers of America. We then sentence the lazy prick to an eternity of what he hates the most. MANUAL LABOR!!
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Since we're going to punish Bob for eternity, let's add a few more things to his "HELL".
Firstly, let's sentence him to a lifetime of being a chauffeur to his neighbor Angel and a handyman to John Andrews.
Next, his diet will consist of nothing but salads and green tea.
Finally, an eternity of being daily sodomized by a family of big feets.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
One of the best lines George Constanza (Jason Alexander) said in a Seinfeld episode was - "It's not a lie if you believe it."
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Reminds me of this advice from Saul Goodman.
"If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it."
 
KD8IEW said:
Since we're going to punish Bob for eternity, let's add a few more things to his "HELL".
Firstly, let's sentence him to a lifetime of being a chauffeur to his neighbor Angel and a handyman to John Andrews.
Next, his diet will consist of nothing but salads and green tea.
Finally, an eternity of being daily sodomized by a family of big feets.
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Don’t forget green beans and yellow beans and green beans and yellow beans and green beans and yellow beans!
 
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