🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Poutine It Here said:
Hi Bob,

Thank you for the shout out. Anything electronic can be hacked.

In appreciation of the reference I would like to invite you to join my group, Boring Useless Radio Patrol or as the cool kids say, BURP.
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Does your group actually provide meaningful services to the community?
 
Poutine It Here said:
If by meaningful you are referring to yelling I HAVE A CAMERA and impeding the work of police officers then yes, very meaningful! Plus our badges are both sewn on and gorilla glued on.
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Do I get a fluorescent yellow vest to wear, do I get to waddle around a mobile home park pretending to be important?

Oh I almost forgot the 12 days of Slobmas (Bob Christmas)

On the third day of Slobmas Bob’s fans gave unto him, 3 packs of apocalyptic bacon.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Do I get a fluorescent yellow vest to wear, do I get to waddle around a mobile home park pretending to be important?
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I will provide the yellow vests but you need to provide your own SOTP signs. Once we test your IQ we will assign you to a mobile home park. There you will be required to waddle around, measure snow with your totally not a yardstick offical snow measuring device and once a month at 3am walk outside to announce Willard is on the cart.

If you can do all of the above we will welcome you into BURP. I also forgot the fine print, you agree to only use rolled roofing on your trailer.
 
Poutine It Here said:
So Bob has $35 to get a useless license but has to beg churches for food and tires?
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Like many in his condition, they beg for necessities and spend frivolously on their toys. Because they know people won't fork out for their extravagant cable and satellite packages.

Dr. Long Story Short said:
It's getting to be that time of year again, when Bob's two sons, 1st and 2nd Timothy,
sit their children down and explain why grandpa lard ass never buys them christmas presents.
Poor kids. They had no say in the fact that Bob is their grandfather.
It's bad enough that he passed on his mutated DNA, but no gifts??
Come on Bob! At least draw some lines on a stick and give them "snow gauges".
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We're not completely sure that both RLM's sons share his DNA, one might be the postmans son.
 
Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=au4RPo2Eu4Y
He is back... "

Preaching that there is no not one perfict" Yes thank you for letting us know you aren't PERFECT, spelled P as in pauper, E as in egositical, R as in rolled roofing, F as in fraud, E as in embezzlement, C as in CAER, and T as in troll​

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8:35, yes Bob, it is funny to do those things to you. By the way, there are plenty of dead preachers who still do radio and television shows from the grave. Go listen to Brother Stair for example on shortwave.

Bob also needs to learn that God keeps blessing Kiwifarms by always giving them a way around Satan's attempt to shut down the website.
 
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Poutine It Here said:
FYI Bob's NWS weather station is now off by 2 degrees.
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Very fitting. Slob is off by 2 chromosomes.

The formative years of delusion.

Slob grew into the hat as his self-serving ego inflated.

He also added more useless patches to reach the level it is today.

And 300 lbs.

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Fortunately for the citizens of Carroll County 'ERACT accisted' with traffic control.

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I can't decide if it was his rage at acknowledging that they let an actual, qualified volunteer group assist instead of calling his fat ass to fumble around with all the useless signs in the back of his car and make things worse while he demands people respect his authoritah, that caused that particular incident of spelling blunder. Because it could have been his incredible stupidity. Either is easily plausible.
 
Toasty said:
I can't decide if it was his rage at acknowledging that they let an actual, qualified volunteer group assist instead of calling his fat ass to fumble around with all the useless signs in the back of his car and make things worse while he demands people respect his authoritah, that caused that particular incident of spelling blunder. Because it could have been his incredible stupidity. Either is easily plausible.
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That would be his incredible stupidiness 😁
 
Toasty said:
I can't decide if it was his rage at acknowledging that they let an actual, qualified volunteer group assist instead of calling his fat ass to fumble around with all the useless signs in the back of his car and make things worse while he demands people respect his authoritah, that caused that particular incident of spelling blunder. Because it could have been his incredible stupidity. Either is easily plausible.
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He will attribute 'ERACT' to being a typo. 'Accisted' is simply his utter and profound stupidity.

When he sees this post, he'll go back and correct his typo. and "stupidyiness."

Then, in a mumbling 15-minute video, he will blame both on evil hackers and morons.

He has 2 doctorate degrees and other degrees under his belt and can not admit to a mistake or being wrong. He's smarter and better than everyone.

He's too predictable.
 
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S O T P said:
He has 2 doctorate degrees and other degrees under his belt and can not admit to a mistake or being wrong. He's smarter and better than everyone.
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He's so smart he figured out how to get all these degrees without spending a single day in college.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He's so smart he figured out how to get all these degrees without spending a single day in college.
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I think he attended the world-renowned, Ivy-league class, Stark State Community College. Apparently, the admission criteria for Stark State College is incredibly low, accepting individuals that can neither speak or spell their indigenous language. Rene flunked out of Stark State Community, which Slob attributed to chronic illness. Not a rock-bottom GPA. In a video, Slob was very upset and threatened to get a lawyer (as he always does) and sue the college. Apparently, he was the beneficiary of Rene's tuition 'overages', which came to an end when she flunked out.

Slob will soon post another video holding his certificate from Stark State Community College, to attempt to demonstrate that he is not a minimally-functioning illiterate.
 
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