🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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One of Bob's FAKE "degrees" is from Stratford Career Institute. Not a real school, of course. Just a scam stealing money from stupid people.
I hear he also has an advanced degree from Sesame Street.

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
One of Bob's FAKE "degrees" is from Stratford Career Institute. Not a real school, of course. Just a scam stealing money from stupid people.
I hear he also has an advanced degree from Sesame Street.

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Well here is all the proof I need... to call him a fraud and scam is a compliment. I really wish the State of Ohio would just do the right thing and shut down CAER
 
And as everyone already knows, his "ordination" as a minister (how I love watching him try to pronounce that) is from the Universal life church, another money grab certificate seller that will ordain literally anyone of any religion or non religion, including your pets. I'm surprised that he hasn't become an official "lord" of a square foot of property in Scotland yet.
 
This is why we laugh at you, Bob.

Two more "certificates" that you can purchase through the Universal Life Church.

You can't make this shit up.

Years ago, Conan Obrien became a minister of the ULC and married a gay couple on his show.

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Toasty said:
And as everyone already knows, his "ordination" as a minister (how I love watching him try to pronounce that) is from the Universal life church, another money grab certificate seller that will ordain literally anyone of any religion or non religion, including your pets. I'm surprised that he hasn't become an official "lord" of a square foot of property in Scotland yet.
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From now on my cat will only answer the The Reverend Doctor Gabby. The Reverend Doctor has long days of napping, playing with her toys, eating and using her litterbox. She will soon be opening the PAW clinic to help with your spiritual needs and hairball elimination.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
One thing is for sure!!
Bob will not make a video trying to prove us wrong, because he knows we're right. 😉
Think about it Bob, you know we're right. You don't have the proof.
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Bob, for Christmas this year I've done you a favor and wrote the script for your next video for you!

"Hello. This is evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim Sr. of Carrolton, Ohio.

Well... The liars on that Kiwifarms website are continuing to tell lies about me. Now they are sayin' lies 'bout how I'm not a real doctor or a real pastor just because I didn't go to school to get my degrees. THESE DEGREES ARE REAL!

"1 Kings 3:12 - behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you." Wisdom comes from GOD, not some school! All I need is God's wisdom to be a doctor. You liars have the wisdom of MAN, not GOD! GOD made ME a DOCTOR! Get it through your stupid retarded heads. I AM A REAL DOCTOR!

*Bob sits there with a stupid look on his face as he listens to the radio chatter in the background*

Also, those liars on the Kiwifarms are posting private information about when Rene had some trouble over there at the mall. THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DARN BUSINESS! She is not a MAN she is a WOMAN! WO-MAN not a MAN! And I'm not gonna buy her some stupid toy watch. That toy watch don't even tell the time. QUIT SPREADING LIES!
 
How much do they charge for the Jedi Knight degree?

I might get one for my brother who is a Star Wars Junkie as a prank gift on his birthday.

I want a degree from Smith & Wesson University, the same college Harry Callahan probably attended.
 
Since the CARE BEAR walkie-patrol is useless because:

1.) police/fire don't call Slob to incidents because they know he's the Village Idiot and joke of the county who would fuck everything up
2.) Slob can't show up at incidents uninvited because his old radios can't decrypt emergency frequencies and his Go Fund Me for new radios came up a little short
3.) it takes Slob and Rene 3 hours to get out of their recliners, waddle down the ramp to the CARE BEAR mobile, and drive 14 mph causing other accidents (while he screams "I gotta camera!' at motorists while Rene mumbles and grunts).

The CARE BEAR walkie-talkie patrol is now patrolling the town dump!

Add garbage vigilante to his long list of titles.

I hope he gets a Dumpster Diver patch for his yellow-lime green clothes.

Without reading the caption, I thought Slob had taken pictures of the inside of his shithole trailer (that resembles a dump.)

Also, while waddling around the Town Dump taking pictures of garbage, Slob can look for Christmas presents for fiance-wife/convicted felon/ex-con Rene, his 1 biological son, and 1 illegitimate son.

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Do you know who else is a convicted felon and ex-con?

Jim Bakker.

Slob sure knows how to pick them.
 
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Since he's well known for 911 nuisance calls, I wonder if he called in this horrific crime.
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You know he did. He called in the bag of aluminum cans he found on the side of the road.

"Police department, how can I help you?"

"This is Robert L. McKim Sr. president and operator of the Community Awareness Emergency Radio patrol. There is a bag of trash on the side of the road."

"This is not a police matter, Bob. Either pick it up or keep driving."
 
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Showing new Accident Ahead Signs for the CAER Security Radio Patrol

I bought a STOP/SLOW sign and 2 Accident Ahead signs with 2 stands for my CAER Security Radio Patrol non-profit organization to help at accidents when I my r...
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Over the course of his pathetic existence, Bob will cost the taxpayers millions of dollars. Simply because he is lazy!!
Not only that, but I know for sure that at least one of his mutated offspring is also sucking on the government tit.
Yet, the real crime is someone putting some cardboard in a container dedicated to plastic.
Perhaps Bob could purchase another worthless road sign that reads, "crime in progress" and place it by the dumpster.
Even if he had the sign he wouldn't put it up because it would involve him moving.
He's yet to use one of the hundreds of dollars worth of signs that he bought well over a year ago.
By the way, Bob wasn't dropping off recyclables, he was dumpster diving, looking for a gem to put in his trailor.
 
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