🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Slob needs to place the SLOW sign in from of his trailer as a warning.

I bet he was looking in the recycle bin trying to find cans he could cash in for some coins
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
You know he did. He called in the bag of aluminum cans he found on the side of the road.

"Police department, how can I help you?"

"This is Robert L. McKim Sr. president and operator of the Community Awareness Emergency Radio patrol. There is a bag of trash on the side of the road."

"This is not a police matter, Bob. Either pick it up or keep driving."
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Guaranteed that he kept that bag of cans and cashed them in.
 
below 70-75, i.e. significantly below average. If a person scores below 70 on a properly administered and scored I.Q. test, he or she is in the bottom 2 percent of the American population10 and meets the first condition necessary to be defined as having mental retardation.

Bob scored a 71 by his own admission.

Poor Bob.
 
Hats off to Carroll County public school system!

Not only is Slob unable to spell, another in the area also cannot.

This calls the literacy rate of Carroll County into question.

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S O T P said:
Hats off to Carroll County public school system!

Not only is Slob unable to spell, another in the area also cannot.

This calls the literacy rate of Carroll County into question.

Welkum to Karil cowntee. If u kant sotp, wav!

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In his book he said neither one of his parents could read or write.

And he isn't originally from Carrollton, I think he went to school in Middleton. Not 100% on the town because he moved around a lot as a child and I don't want to listen to his retarded book again to remember.
 
Dirty Harry said:
If a person scores below 70 on a properly administered and scored I.Q. test, he or she is in the bottom 2 percent of the American population10 and meets the first condition necessary to be defined as having mental retardation.
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There's a borderline category where someone can have a low enough IQ to be retarded but be capable enough of doing things that they're functionally normal. Bob is probably right in that range, and just retarded enough that he isn't going to be put in a home, but still too retarded to be remotely useful for anything.

That's probably why he isn't arrested for doing illegal shit all the time. They'd have to figure out what kind of a home to put him in.
 
Every time you call 911, a screen appears to the dispatcher of all the 911 calls that have happened from that number. I bet Bob's file goes 20 pages deep with all the calls.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Every time you call 911, a screen appears to the dispatcher of all the 911 calls that have happened from that number. I bet Bob's file goes 20 pages deep with all the calls.
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From watching the meeting with the county commission or whoever they were, I'm pretty sure everyone important around there knows he's the village idiot.
 
Trust me, many of the hackers are familier with both, local law enforcement, and the citizens of Carrollton.
The local police have a love/hate relationship with him. On one hand he is essentially a manchild who complains about everything, and makes their jobs difficult.
On the other hand, he is the punchline of several jokes within the department.

To the locals, Bob is simply the village idiot. Everyone in town is aware of him, and even though they are amused by his stupidity, they also try to stay away from him.
One thing that everyone mentions is how bad he smells. He's simply too lazy to bathe regularly.

The churches? That's a totally different story. If they see his fat ass waddling up their sidewalk they know he'll either be complaining about others not being good christians, or begging for money.
 
As the temperature plunges, Slob is going to be so pleased and proud he spent the time and money to replace the drafty, plastic-sheeting covered windows, add more insulation to the walls and ceiling, and fix the roof on his trailer.

He won't complain that he's cold, that his oil furnace runs all the time, that he needs to also use electric heaters, open the oven door, that his pipes might freeze, and, last but not least, that he doesn't get enough fuel oil assistance from HARCATUS, because he's special and more important than anyone.

It's a Christmas miracle!

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As the temperature plunges, Slob is going to be so pleased and proud he spent the time and money to replace the drafty, plastic-sheeting covered windows, add more insulation to the walls and ceiling, and fix the roof on his trailer.

No, he won't complain that he's cold, that his oil furnace runs all the time, that he needs to also use electric heaters, open the oven door, that his pipes might freeze, and, last but not least, that he doesn't get enough fuel oil assistance from HARCATUS, because he's special and more important than anyone.

It's a Christmas miracle!

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He will be happy because he will get to measure the snow and put it on Facebook.
 
"When will my cunt wake up and stop pretending to be more smarter than for his.... than his own britches?"

Thought this was a deep fake at first listen, but he really just says Mike Hunt like a moron.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He will be happy because he will get to measure the snow and put it on Facebook.
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I'd like to see a Slob video of his camera pointed at the sky, while he's laying on his back like a turtle, after sliding down the retard ramp, kicking and screaming that he can't get up.

Rene would be in her usual semi-comatose state in her recliner and unable to help and his neighbors would look out their windows and say, Look, the Village Idiot fell down and can't get up. Too bad it's -2 outside. Oh well, a snowplow will eventually push him off to the side.
 
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I remember that video. When it first appeared, I couldn't believe that he'd fallen for that -- the oldest phone-prank gag in the book.

Then I reminded myself that this is Thee Rev. Slob.
 
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