🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
It's getting to be that time of year again, when Bob's two sons, 1st and 2nd Timothy,
sit their children down and explain why grandpa lard ass never buys them christmas presents.
Poor kids. They had no say in the fact that Bob is their grandfather.
It's bad enough that he passed on his mutated DNA, but no gifts??
Come on Bob! At least draw some lines on a stick and give them "snow gauges".
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You’d think Bob would at least get them a Christmas card.
 
The true meaning of Christmas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MIqH7r88W0

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
What the fuck!?

Do they not know that Christmas is about giving and not receiving?

GIVE BOB MONEY YOU INGRATEFUL NON CHRISTIANS!!!

Family obviously doesn't love JESUS!
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Poutine It Here said:
So Bob has $35 to get a useless license but has to beg churches for food and tires?
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Most people have a television in their home that is worth more than Bob's trailer and all its contents.
All of those FAKE degrees have served you well, Bob.
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A friend of mine got a Maine fishing license a few years ago. He's never been to Maine or gone fishing. He applied for the license online while passing the time on a flight from UAE to South Africa.

He did it as a joke.

Slob likes to collect useless pieces of paper to hang on the wall and brag about.

They're also a joke but, they make him feel important.

Slob has been role-playing since around the age of 5.

Remember the picture he showed of himself standing in front of his family trailer, dressed up as a sheriff?

That was many, many years and 400 lbs. ago, after the great green bean and yellow bean famine.

From then, he went on to role-play (and become in his 2-brain cell mind) a wannabe cop, pastor, member of Homeland Security, doctor, prophet, Skywarn cloud watcher, evangelist, and dashcam vigilante.

Also, Slob, while choking on a hamburger, saw and talked to Jesus.

Jesus told Slob he was a chosen one.

That is 1 of 2 of the most delusional self-promotions Slob has concocted.

The other is when he promoted himself to prophet.

Fake degrees and titles pale in comparison to prophet and chosen one.

A special education student that can't speak or spell past a 3rd-grade level to chosen one and prophet is quite a jump!

(I originally used quantum leap, but changed it to quite a jump. I remembered that Slob wouldn't understand quantum when he reads this. You need to keep it very simple and rudimentary when speaking to Slob.) We're dealing with a person that cannot spell stop and believes Rene suffers from sellyitus.

He's smarter and better than everyone, and always reminds us that he is.

In fact, he is a (twice diagnosed) delusional, mentally challenged, extremely low-intelligence, bigoted and racist, truth-denying, bible verse twisting (for his own benefit), emotionally unstable, Jim Bakker loving, hygienically challenged, perverse (circle jerks in the shed, fondling his cousin and bisexual threesomes) pathological liar and welfare fraud, that worships money, craves attention and collects material goods to convince himself he has an 'abundant life'.

And judging from the videos showing the floor-to-ceiling crap he has hoarded in his dilapidated trailer, he has an extremely abundant life.

He drives a vehicle adorned with antennas, flashing lights, and decals and dresses in yellow/lime green clothes adorned with (meaningless) patches to draw attention to himself.

He is a narcissist that must always be the center of attention.

He accomplished nothing (excluding paperboy of the month) and amounted to absolutely nothing in his pathetic, useless existence.

He compensates by living in a delusional, self-important world of make-believe.

Like a 5-year-old playing sheriff.
 
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
It's getting to be that time of year again, when Bob's two sons, 1st and 2nd Timothy,
sit their children down and explain why grandpa lard ass never buys them christmas presents.
Poor kids. They had no say in the fact that Bob is their grandfather.
It's bad enough that he passed on his mutated DNA, but no gifts??
Come on Bob! At least draw some lines on a stick and give them "snow gauges".
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Not even some black market knock off Tupperware!
 

He is back... "

Preaching that there is no not one perfict" Yes thank you for letting us know you aren't PERFECT, spelled P as in pauper, E as in egositical, R as in rolled roofing, F as in fraud, E as in embezzlement, C as in CAER, and T as in troll​

 
Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=au4RPo2Eu4Y
He is back... "

Preaching that there is no not one perfict" Yes thank you for letting us know you aren't PERFECT, spelled P as in pauper, E as in egositical, R as in rolled roofing, F as in fraud, E as in embezzlement, C as in CAER, and T as in troll​

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It is always entertaining listening to Slob attempt to explain away why he's a minimally-functioning illiterate.

I found blaming his inability to spell on typographical errors particularly amusing.

However, he did not explain how saying and spelling S O T P, in that classic video he made, was due to typographical error.

Also of note, it's not OK to save images from the internet. According to Slob, that's stealing.
However, it's OK for Slob to save images on the internet, to save as 'evidence'.

Slob, my wife and I have posted/shared thousands of pictures over the years and you're welcome to feed your hoarding addiction by saving any or all of them.

p.s. there is no 'b' in supposedly. Will you also blame your mispronunciation on a typographical error?

Perhaps your pronunciation would improve if you used the taxpayer-funded dentures you have had for years but have never worn.

Unfortunately, wearing your dentures will not improve your spelling.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
Thankfully still saved here at least, Post #1,286 (page 65 of this thread). He also then posted a bunch of other, longer, rants shortly after, all on the same topic of how he's getting cheated. Amazing stuff.
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I love in that video where he screams that "there is nothing in the courthouse" that says Bob's moron dad was legally married.
Show us Bob, the courthouse records that prove you and Rene are legally married.
Bob is on the fast track to hell, and taking Rene with him.
Everyone knows Bob, that you need a license to be married.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
I love in that video where he screams that "there is nothing in the courthouse" that says Bob's moron dad was legally married.
Show us Bob, the courthouse records that prove you and Rene are legally married.
Bob is on the fast track to hell, and taking Rene with him.
Everyone knows Bob, that you need a license to be married.
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Slob doesn't abide by Man's Laws.

Except when it comes to getting free stuff from the government.

Then he's first in line to sign up for every government-assistance program (administered and governed by Man's laws) he can find.

And when he is told he has to wait in line, the police are called (the HARCATUS incident begins at 8:44) for him causing a disturbance.

The prophet and chosen one waits for no one!

This obese moron is the epitome and quintessential personification of hypocrisy.

p.s. I changed my photo Slob. My Christmas gift to you. True, it's not a $6 gift card from Walmart but it is better than an empty envelope from Rene's mother and stepfather.
 
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Slob doesn't abide by Man's Laws.

Except when it comes to getting free stuff from the government.

He's first in line to sign up for every government-assistance program he can find.

And when he is told he has to wait in line, the police are called to remove him from the premises for causing a disturbance.

The prophet and chosen one waits for no one!

This obese moron is the epitome and quintessential personification of hypocrisy.

p.s. I changed my photo Slob. My Christmas gift to you. True, it's not a $6 gift card from Walmart but it is better than an empty envelope from Rene's mother and stepfather.
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Who sends a $6 gift card?
WTF is that all about?
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Show us Bob, the courthouse records that prove you and Rene are legally married.
Bob is on the fast track to hell, and taking Rene with him.
Everyone knows Bob, that you need a license to be married.
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He's probably ashamed of it because I'd bet the reason they're living in sin instead of getting married is so Bob can run yet another welfare scam.
 
AnOminous said:
He's probably ashamed of it because I'd bet the reason they're living in sin instead of getting married is so Bob can run yet another welfare scam.
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They receive more government benefits and free stuff remaining unmarried.

Slob will keep cashing the welfare checks of his "fiance/wife" until she's cold and blue.

Perhaps longer.

He could pull a Ferris Bueller and keep her propped up in her recliner and keep cashing her checks.

Since we haven't seen the Vice President of the CARE BEAR walkie-talkie patrol and the Dim Bulb Ministry and Giardia Clinic for quite some time, she might be dead.

This is guaranteed to illicit a video from Slob showing Rene sitting in her recliner, gasping for breath and shitting her sweatpants.

He is the world's most gullible person that can be goaded, coerced, and enticed into doing anything.
 
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Hi Bob,

Thank you for the shout out. Anything electronic can be hacked.

In appreciation of the reference I would like to invite you to join my group, Boring Useless Radio Patrol or as the cool kids say, BURP.
 
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