💤 Inactive Ethan Ralph's New Guntmobile

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Christorian X said:
A few thoughts:

1) What are the odds it doesn't get repo'd due to missed payments but lost in a suit between Spotsbook Lending LLC. v. Gunt?

2) Is he tall enough to actually get in the cab without a stool? And would someone more experienced with PS care to illustrate said hilarity?

3) Hes gonna need a solid hitch for the horse trailer.

4) What weight is it rated for...and is it enough?

5) Calling it now, he tries to road trip to Vegas in it while streaming. He will not make it to Vegas.
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To get to point #2, I've seen some trucks that have steps that pop out underneath the cab when the vehicle is unlocked with the fobkey.
 
ok here’s the important million dollar question:
will ethan ralph buy subwoofers and rims for his car. they’d go great with the killstream decal...
 
Generic Retard said:
If he learned anything from getting stuck in the snow, he should maybe invest in a case of MREs, shovel, multifuel cooker etc
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This fat fuck wouldn’t be able to resist eating the MREs immediately. He’d be better off investing in rope and a stepladder.
 
Calling it now: he’s going to get neon underlights and a spoiler for this Japanese mom truck. He’s also dumb and trashy enough to risk jail time for rolling coal:

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John Andrews Stan said:
This fat fuck wouldn’t be able to resist eating the MREs immediately. He’d be better off investing in rope and a stepladder.
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Now all he needs is a branch sturdy enough to help kill the massive fat ass. I recommend either California redwood or teak. Failing that, oak is tried and true.
 
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Enceladus said:
A Nissan Frontier tricked out with a bunch of auto store garbage. Perfect.
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Ralph clearly never grew out of that phase of "tricking out" your shitbox in high school.
tittyhead said:
"KillStream Red" - (#FF0000)

The gunt literally just picked the red from MS Paint (RGB 255, 0, 0 = #FF0000) instead of opening up the Pantone and picking out something with a cool name or any kind of uniqueness
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I'd be shocked if Ralph could actually understand what an RGB color value or the hexidecimal number system actually is.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
As if this dumb nigger wouldn’t mod his engine just to show the world what a hilljack he is.
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Ralph ain't got the brains to wrench on vehicles. He'll buy cheap tacky easy shit they put up on the displays at the chain auto parts stores for impulse buys (already evidenced by his floor mat purchase) and stuff he can get installed like crappy sound systems and wheels/tires.

Realtree branded cammo truck garbage was made to suck up his fat idiot dollars.
 
poor people really like taking out loans for things they cant afford to try flex non existent wealth
 
Marche said:
poor people really like taking out loans for things they cant afford to try flex non existent wealth
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Hood rich is when you dodge your landlord so you can use the rent money to buy a gold chain.

I'm sure there's a proper term for white trash retard like Gunt going and getting Dollar Tree car accessories.
 
Ethan is so (understandably) humiliated by the world knowing his dick maxes out at 3” erect that I fully expect him to flex by putting nuts on his truck.

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