💤 Inactive Ethan Ralph's New Guntmobile

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@MWV if ralph has enough money to buy a current edition new vehicle, then he have enough money to pay child support.

I swear, Ralph had to've gotten a huge payout for his mom's life insurance or a settlement with a hospital with as much money as he's wasted this past year.
 
"I'm dumb as shit and don't know anything about cars, help me kit out my wigger mobile:"
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He's gonna buy on credit stupid oversize wheels and mud tires that don't fit correctly (what is backspacing?) and fuck up the sensors and ride and mileage. I just know it.

That is the first move wt does when they buy a new stock pickup. Redneck it up with poorly thought out expensive wheelin' shit.
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
He's gonna buy on credit stupid oversize wheels and mud tires that don't fit correctly (what is backspacing?) and fuck up the sensors and ride and mileage. I just know it.

That is the first move wt does when they buy a new stock pickup. Redneck it up with poorly thought out expensive wheelin' shit.
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Do you think he will give the bank the stock wheels and tires when it gets repo'd? They won't be happy with a jacked up suspension and a sharted up driver's seat
 
An automatic clown said:
Do you think he will give the bank the stock wheels and tires when it gets repo'd? They won't be happy with a jacked up suspension and a sharted up driver's seat
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I'm pretty sure most repos are sold at auction "as is", especially after he inevitably causes shit loads of body damage to it. If Ralph was smart he'd sell the stock OEM rims to off set his retarded "upgrades" but he'll just let them rot in the back yard of the crack shack.
 
He really has no clue just how fucking pathetic he looks, claiming he “just bought” two different sporty cars then actually signing up for a 96-month loan with 20% APR on a Japanese piece of shit. Ethan’s lack of connection to reality is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
I 100% see the Gunt being one of those degenerates who tries to outsmart the repo guys for weeks hiding his truck in the backyard or covering it with cardboard or something equally retarded. Then the repo guy shows up at the crackshack at 3am or the Subway where Meigh works while Ralph is on Vegas trip #9 and finally rips the truck from The Ralphamales procession.
 
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Oh finally he won't look like he's getting into a clown car because of his fucking fat Gunt. He had to get a bigass truck to feel "kingly" which translates to "Swapping to a car that doesn't have my lard leak off of the seats".
 
An automatic clown said:
I 100% see the Gunt being one of those degenerates who tries to outsmart the repo guys for weeks hiding his truck in the backyard or covering it with cardboard or something equally retarded. Then the repo guy shows up at the crackshack at 3am or the Subway where Meigh works while Ralph is on Vegas trip #9 and finally rips the truck from The Ralphamales procession.
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That's assuming that truck survives long enough to be repoed, Ralph will probably wrap that thing around a tree and be back to driving May's shit box. Also, with the cost of vehicles at the moment, I bet this retard did a reverse mortgage on the crack shack so he can have money to blow. EDIT: Can't reverse mortgage a rental lol.
 
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Dude is not even gonna put the truck to good use, shoulda stuck with his prior pick. He ain't hauling shit with it, he isn't picking shit up in it and he definently isn't moving tools around in it so why bother getting a pickup truck? At least people like Wings of Redemption probably got use out of his truck being a country boy. Ralph is a wigger who is afraid to get his hands dirty.
 
Buying a brand new truck is such an ultra chad move. Its kind of multifaceted. First hes telling the horse that her time is really limited. What other reason to buy a new car then to show off and try and get a new chick? A car guy is not gonna buy some cheap ass rinky dinky nissan truck. Second it shows that hes not gonna spend a freaking cent on lolita either: "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK MAY GO TO GODWILL AND BUY A FREAKING CRIB AND A ROLLER ON YOUR SUBWAY SALARY!"
Then hes rubbing this complete waste of money in the face of Mr Vickers like HAHA im not gonna give you a freaking cent for Xander. You fucking lost in court. Your gonna have to bankroll him just like Faifai until you die. What a freaking king 👑👑👑.
An automatic clown said:
Do you think he will give the bank the stock wheels and tires when it gets repo'd? They won't be happy with a jacked up suspension and a sharted up driver's seat
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If he jacks up the suspention hows he gonna get in to the actual truck? Just think of the physicality of it.
Ralph can't jump hes gonna have to buy a freaking stepladdder to get in. The average woman is around 5"4 Here's a complation of them jumping in to lifted up trucks.
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He bought a truck to impress based black farmer, whose digits he got and who he’ll be visiting as soon as he can. Now let’s also hope he bought a stepladder so he can actually get into it.
 
Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake said:
Lmao at assuming he'll keep up with the loan. Can't wait to see it get repo'd and the resulting chimpout uploaded to youtube.
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I hope and pray to Saint @Null of the Corn that we get a Ralph v. Riley 2.0 when that time comes assuming he doesn't total the fucking thing.
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I can see him arguing with the repo guy about "steelun mah tahrs" as he loads it on the rollback now.
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Ralph (muttering): "Damn dirty Kiwifag ayylogs and broke dick pedophile Josh Moon trying to steal my truck..."
Repo Man: "I sincerely have no idea what the fu-"
Ralph: (racks shitgun)
Repo Man: "Oh shit."
An automatic clown said:
I 100% see the Gunt being one of those degenerates who tries to outsmart the repo guys for weeks hiding his truck in the backyard or covering it with cardboard or something equally retarded. Then the repo guy shows up at the crackshack at 3am or the Subway where Meigh works while Ralph is on Vegas trip #9 and finally rips the truck from The Ralphamales procession.
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People like that crack me up. Like they're gonna find that fucking truck and take it from you, you stupid bastard.
Mop_Bucket said:
That's assuming that truck survives long enough to be repoed, Ralph will probably wrap that thing around a tree and be back to driving May's shit box. Also, with the cost of vehicles at the moment, I bet this retard did a reverse mortgage on the crack shack so he can have money to blow.
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I wanna bet that he's gonna try and total that thing or severely damage it out of spite for the repo guys and then claim that the Broke Dick Farms or Plate Gang or something destroyed it because he is a retarded fat faggot and I wouldn't have sex with him.
 
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