I imagine Ralph trying to do even basic shit on a HET. An Army truck designed to be operated and maintained by 19 year old just-barely-not-retards. There is no way he could.
On one hand he needs to compensate for quite a lot, on the other he is too short to climb into a truck large enough to properly compensate.,The struggle of the gunt is real.
i will never go anywhere near virginia for as long as ralph has a licence (or at all who gives a shit about virginia). also would avoid vegas too just to be safe. good thing his retarded ass killstream sticker will serve as a warning from a distance to any driver unfortunate enough to share the road with gunt.
Single cab long box with a manual transmission!
That's the problem. He's all-terrain now. You thought he was too fat to get to you? Not any more.
Leave one of the major PA cities and these become shockingly common— this license plate is no surprise. I am somewhat surprised this truck isn’t completely plastered with “let’s go Brandon” stickers.
What's really funny us that he manages to out trash that stereotyoe by being an ex-con that prolly couldn't get a union gig if he wanted too.
Oh god, thank you for putting the image of Chief Gunt driving around in his Hot-Wheels inspired shitty tuned Nissan, looking for unattended copper wiring like a gypsy.
He also got himself a nice red cop magnet, you know the Gunt is gonna rack up some speeding tickets in a matter of weeks, hell, he may even get himself a DUI/DWI.
It's possible that he leased it but that would take understanding that buying a brand new current year vehicle is always a terrible idea. It's a pretty safe bet that the Gunt pulled a Wings and bought a new truck without a second thought. This low end shitbox is just another status symbol like his designer man purse.
That’s what happens when your every move is calculated to “own” broke dick farms and Joshua Monner Coom. “He who angers you controls you,” and we have been calling the shots in this fat tards’s life for the past two years. It’s glorious.
Only proof as far as I know is in the OP and Gunts picture in a parking lot. I for one am happy he got a truck, in fact, I bet he’ll never use it as a truck and if it’s 4WD, he’ll never take it on off-road trails. He doesn’t have the balls to feel what 4 wheel drive is outside his fast food drive-thru on a wet day. Would be nice to see some off-road content, but no. Ralph isn’t capable and wouldn’t want to get the thing dirty... Deprived again
Into the truck or the buck's neghole?
It should be a pill bottle with two Tic-Tacs if we want to be anatomically accurate.
He'd take up a whole Spartan Assault Tank.
Even when reasonable people compliment him, they still make fun of him. Good shit fam.
Implying he would actually want to, as his Vegas trips can attest.
Somehow he is too much of a hick to drink beer from a can. I see him as more of a red Solo cup guy.
This reminds me of a comment from an EDP445 weight loss video (allegedly) from his car saying something to the effect of "good shit. I can now drive 24 miles an hour"
He already has a Dick Jr. The sex tape confirmed it.
Fixed that sentence for ya.
He gonna try and choke out @Null like he's Agent 47 or some shit. I'm calling it now.