💤 Inactive Ethan Ralph's New Guntmobile
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And a predatory loan to boot.
ColtWalker1847
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@TowinKarz we have a special assignment for you
tittyhead
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"KillStream Red" - (#FF0000)
The gunt literally just picked the red from MS Paint (RGB 255, 0, 0 = #FF0000) instead of opening up the Pantone and picking out something with a cool name or any kind of uniqueness
Rei is shit
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"Its realy nice hahaha" - said about a nissan 
Lobster Cult High Priest
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Can't take out a reverse mortgage on a house you dont even own (The OG crackshack is owned by some Russian slumlord and the 2nd one is a rental,)
He probably took out one of the Cash Money's Line of Credits (up to $10,000). Been seeing ads on TV about the LOC program at Cash Money
Mop_Bucket
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My mistake, I thought he inherited the crack shack from his mom. He has even less than I thought. This dipshit has been blowing through a lot of money and if he had made a big win in Vegas he would have been bragging about nonstop. Can you get a pay day loan by showing superchat history?
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lol please please buy tires from walmart and PLEASE put a giant K on your car. three infact. One in the back window and two on the front doors
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lol why is the name Frontier so fitting for the guntmobile? maybe its the pretention in name along with ralphs pretention that a big car = a big penis instead of a big gunt
depends on how many of them are just calling dead black men killed by cops niggers and subhuman nog thugs.
sounds like the set up to a gta 4 mission
Lobster Cult High Priest
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The Wignats came out with a perfectly relevant Podcast (Infight Debate) just in time for Ralph's Wigger tier Frontier.
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Other than the qontent spray, the rest of that shit is something you get at age 16 when you get your first shitbox car and license. This guy is absolutely unbelievable
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Going to go favorable and call it 15.55% on his APR then pretending Ralph still has the $9k from the insurance pay out from the wreck and lastly that Ralph somehow worked the guy down $35k from ~$37.6k.18.9 on a 84-96month loan. Yes Nissan will do a 96 month loan
Nissan gives $450 bonuses to salemen who get people hooked on that. Ill bet Gunt also got sold floormats,VIN etching and maybe even some TruCoat.
Best case pretend Gunt loan $35k with $9k down @ 15.5% APR on a 96 month payment. With 43% of principle ($19.5k) paid in interest!
Worst case pretend Gunt loan $37.6k $0 down @ 18.9% APR on a 96 month payment. With 49% of principle ($35.5k) paid in interest!
Either way Ethan Ralph is going to light at least $19k on fire just to drive a gay red truck. Even if both loans were $26k only difference being the APR 15.5% v 18.9% the difference in interest payment would be $5k. This is why the gunt will never own a home. Tens of thousands wasted on interest.
Dont be a gunt learn financial literacy!
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What exactly is a "snow tool" that he's referring to? A snow brush/scraper?
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mentally 16 bro
Generic Retard
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I bet the jumper cable will be some piece of shit made from aluminium and stiff like a bitch.
Is his new truck a diesel? If it is, chances are the cable isn't even enough to jump start his own truck.
(probably not though, but in Europe bigger trucks are almost always diesel, since we don't get dibs on the newest oil wells
)If he learned anything from getting stuck in the snow, he should maybe invest in a case of MREs, shovel, multifuel cooker etc.
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The Titan came with a Crummins V8 as an option but the Frontier never had a diesel here afiakI bet the jumper cable will be some piece of shit made from aluminium and stiff like a bitch.
Is his new truck a diesel? If it is, chances are the cable isn't even enough to jump start his own truck.
(probably not though, but in Europe bigger trucks are almost always diesel, since we don't get dibs on the newest oil wells
Christorian X
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A few thoughts:
1) What are the odds it doesn't get repo'd due to missed payments but lost in a suit between Spotsbook Lending LLC. v. Gunt?
2) Is he tall enough to actually get in the cab without a stool? And would someone more experienced with PS care to illustrate said hilarity?
3) Hes gonna need a solid hitch for the horse trailer.
4) What weight is it rated for...and is it enough?
5) Calling it now, he tries to road trip to Vegas in it while streaming. He will not make it to Vegas.
1) What are the odds it doesn't get repo'd due to missed payments but lost in a suit between Spotsbook Lending LLC. v. Gunt?
2) Is he tall enough to actually get in the cab without a stool? And would someone more experienced with PS care to illustrate said hilarity?
3) Hes gonna need a solid hitch for the horse trailer.
4) What weight is it rated for...and is it enough?
5) Calling it now, he tries to road trip to Vegas in it while streaming. He will not make it to Vegas.
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dudes who type out “hahaha” always sound so gay or are simps. every time."Its realy nice hahaha" - said about a nissan
Generic Retard
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Probably, but seeing how he got stuck recently, he should have bought a folding shovel (one on the larger side)