🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

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Surely this fight will happen, right?

  • You bet your gunt it will!

    Votes: 47 12.9%
  • When pigs can fly.

    Votes: 316 87.1%

  • Total voters
    363
Alternative thread titles:

"When Gunts Collide"
"Felonious Fat Fuck Festival"
Also I really personally get annoyed of Warski's existence and involvement in anything... It's like that insipid screeching minion that repeats annoyingly what the main cunt says - or his takes are literally something you could redact and it would not impact the situation in the slightest. I'm sure he thought this would goad the gunthog into doing it but if anything it makes it less likely because his retarded ass touched it instead of letting it unfold naturally.

- Holy shit he's the new Vee... Only instead of an annoying gypsy faggot, he's just an annoying faggot.
 
Some context for this one, Boogie is basically broke right now. He's still pretending he has a lot of money in the bank but he's very clearly broke and when Keemstar offered him like a $50,000 signing bonus for a boxing match against Sam Hyde, Boogie started 'working out' and 'going to the gym' a lot to try and lose weight. Boogie claimed he wanted to fight Sam Hyde because he thought Sam Hyde hated Frank Hassle (the dude who showed up at his house to troll him), claiming he was the one who called out Sam, but really Sam's audience had suggested it to Sam.

Basically the signing bonus is only to be paid if Boogie could get an actual boxing coach and a Doctor to sign off on his ability to fight. He has been unsuccessful in that so far, his Doctor wants him to lose a shit tonne of weight and get a knee replacement first apparently.

Boogie seems to have really put all his eggs in this basket and half his uploads recently have been him trying to pretend he's a fitness guru now and getting ready for the boxing match, repeatedly talking about the money but also making retarded statements like how Sam Hyde is 10 years young than him, a foot taller and far stronger so "I'll probably die in the ring... but at least I will die giving you guys happiness and entertainment, which is all I want."

It's been very cringe and embarrassing. Sam Hyde on the PKA 600 podcast a few days ago outright said he wasn't fighting Boogie, that it had just been a joke. One of Boogie's fans had shown Boogie some telegram post from the 17th where Ralph had said Boogie was a fat fuck who should kill himself and I think that was the only time he's mentioned Ralph recently. After Sam Hyde pulled out, Boogie clearly panicked because his easy cash grab was gone and that's what has led to this. It's just Boogie trying to get controversy so he can try and get a boxing match set up.

So yeah, Boogie is trying to find a replacement opponent because Sam Hyde had been trolling him and now he isn't going to get a potential payday. Boogie only really seems to want the signing bonus, he barely actually talks about the money for the fight, so I assume he'll want the signing bonus and then try and get out of the contract after.

Hopefully Boogie gives us a good show by going onto the Killstream or something but I doubt it. Boogie is doubling down on being the nice and friendly SJW type recently, so I doubt he'll do much via Twitter, not even sure he'd do a video on Ralph because it might not even get monetized on Youtube and he worries about that constantly. Best we can hope for is he pretends to want to fight Ralph for being a Nazi or something.

Fight will never happen though.
Ok, I was going to say; I don't exactly follow Ralph outside the farms, but I was never aware of him ever talking much about Boogie. The whole thing immediately looks like a desperate business venture.

What a grim state of affairs; Boogie at one point was one of the biggest names on Youtube, and now he's desperately pestering random alcoholics spiraling on their way to the grave on Twitter in the hopes of avoiding financial insolvency.

I'd still like to see it though. The collision between their grotesque bodies would probably ripple out and KO the entire front row of the audience.
 
Some context for this one, Boogie is basically broke right now. He's still pretending he has a lot of money in the bank but he's very clearly broke and when Keemstar offered him like a $50,000 signing bonus for a boxing match against Sam Hyde, Boogie started 'working out' and 'going to the gym' a lot to try and lose weight. Boogie claimed he wanted to fight Sam Hyde because he thought Sam Hyde hated Frank Hassle (the dude who showed up at his house to troll him), claiming he was the one who called out Sam, but really Sam's audience had suggested it to Sam.

Basically the signing bonus is only to be paid if Boogie could get an actual boxing coach and a Doctor to sign off on his ability to fight. He has been unsuccessful in that so far, his Doctor wants him to lose a shit tonne of weight and get a knee replacement first apparently.

Boogie seems to have really put all his eggs in this basket and half his uploads recently have been him trying to pretend he's a fitness guru now and getting ready for the boxing match, repeatedly talking about the money but also making retarded statements like how Sam Hyde is 10 years young than him, a foot taller and far stronger so "I'll probably die in the ring... but at least I will die giving you guys happiness and entertainment, which is all I want."

It's been very cringe and embarrassing. Sam Hyde on the PKA 600 podcast a few days ago outright said he wasn't fighting Boogie, that it had just been a joke. One of Boogie's fans had shown Boogie some telegram post from the 17th where Ralph had said Boogie was a fat fuck who should kill himself and I think that was the only time he's mentioned Ralph recently. After Sam Hyde pulled out, Boogie clearly panicked because his easy cash grab was gone and that's what has led to this. It's just Boogie trying to get controversy so he can try and get a boxing match set up.

So yeah, Boogie is trying to find a replacement opponent because Sam Hyde had been trolling him and now he isn't going to get a potential payday. Boogie only really seems to want the signing bonus, he barely actually talks about the money for the fight, so I assume he'll want the signing bonus and then try and get out of the contract after.

Hopefully Boogie gives us a good show by going onto the Killstream or something but I doubt it. Boogie is doubling down on being the nice and friendly SJW type recently, so I doubt he'll do much via Twitter, not even sure he'd do a video on Ralph because it might not even get monetized on Youtube and he worries about that constantly. Best we can hope for is he pretends to want to fight Ralph for being a Nazi or something.

Fight will never happen though.
How did boogie manage to go broke? I mean he lives in area where the cost of living is good and he doesn't have a mortgage on mansion. It looks like he lives like a typical suburban dad, but with none of the expensive pesky kids to support.

Was it the divorce and cost of food? It's just hard to imagine how he could piss away what he did make years ago given the way he lives. I figured he'd need to move to Los Angeles and do coke/gamble to manage to go broke this fast.

Of course, he still has more money than Ralph. Ralph definitely needs a five figure pay day way more than Boogie. Ralph's got rent, two kids, subprime truck, plus sizable drug and gambling habits.
 
Instead of a boxing match those two should have a gunt off. Who can knock down the other just with the gunt.
That's basically what a Sumo match is.
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Boogie is officially challenging the Gunt to a boxing match.

Let the Battle of the Gunt’s BEGIN!
As funny as it's gonna be to watch Ralph cringe and holler and try and slime his way out of it, because he's a gigantic faggot coward for all the "Ralphamale" bluster, this is never gonna happen.
No doctor would sign off on either of those two fucking grease goliaths getting into a ring, Boogie is just picking on Ralph because Keem put him up to it because the Gnome King never forgets a slight, and he's also a giant Jew that Ralph has cost money.
Boogie would fucking wreck Ralph anyway, Ralph is a bitch for all his talk, and Boogie has a foot on him in height and probably 50 pounds in weight.
Boogie is a soy filled suicide baiting cry baby pussy but this is Ralph, that "fight" with Dan is all you need to know about Ralph, he's a fucking joke.

Seriously this "Celebrity" (lol) Fight shit is gay.
Nothing is ever gonna come of it.
It's gonna be fun to Aylaawg the Gunt and watch him try to avoid admitting he won't fight because he's a bitch though, while maintaining the "Ralphamale" act which at this point is as thin as his Cushings fucked skin.
 
I just like that Boogie has been selected as an appropriate fighting partner for Gunt.

Gunt really is just a mean, right wing Boogie, but shorter.
 
Isn’t boogie a felon now? I thought felons couldn’t contact other felons.
 
First word from Ralph:
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Although I agree that this will never happen, there is a certain charm to paying fat unhealthy men fight each other for my entertainment. A man must retain hope because Ralph and Boogie fighting would be hilarious. It makes me wonder if this is what the citizens of Rome felt when getting drunk on wine and going to the coliseum. Fuck Christians getting eaten by lions, these fat idiots battling to the death is what I have come to see oh glorious Emperor! Really makes you think about history, ya know?
Personally I would love it to happen. Boogie with money is funnier than Boogie without, same for Ralph. I'd love to see them try and fight as well, I would be tempted to fly out to watch it in person just for the spectacle, especially if it was only over in London.

But I'm just being realistic unfortunately, which does make me sad lol
Ok, I was going to say; I don't exactly follow Ralph outside the farms, but I was never aware of him ever talking much about Boogie. The whole thing immediately looks like a desperate business venture.

What a grim state of affairs; Boogie at one point was one of the biggest names on Youtube, and now he's desperately pestering random alcoholics spiraling on their way to the grave on Twitter in the hopes of avoiding financial insolvency.
How did boogie manage to go broke? I mean he lives in area where the cost of living is good and he doesn't have a mortgage on mansion. It looks like he lives like a typical suburban dad, but with none of the expensive pesky kids to support.

Was it the divorce and cost of food? It's just hard to imagine how he could piss away what he did make years ago given the way he lives. I figured he'd need to move to Los Angeles and do coke/gamble to manage to go broke this fast.

Of course, he still has more money than Ralph. Ralph definitely needs a five figure pay day way more than Boogie. Ralph's got rent, two kids, subprime truck, plus sizable drug and gambling habits.
Short version? Overeating and prostitutes. Boogie has gained a huge amount of weight recently and also has repeatedly admitted to paying 20 year old girls to even just talk to him. He looked for girls on "Sugar daddy" websites and paid them to literally just meet him for dinner and he paid them and often didn't even get sex.

Boogie never really had a huge amount of money from what I could see. The dude claims he never once went over a million dollars despite being one of the biggest names in Youtube. He claimed he was "nearly a millionaire finally" when he had his divorce but the divorce papers show that the 50/50 split was $40,000 each. Which is a good amount of money but it's not something to write home about when you had to buy a new car because you wrote off your last one driving into a family because you were on your phone when driving. It's not a lot when you have an overpriced house in a very poor area that is FAR too big for your needs. Dude claims to be going to a therapist all the time, claims to be going to the doctors all the time. That eats away at his money quickly.

He quit livestreaming for a long time which was a big part of his income because he kept fucking up on livestream, saying racist and stupid stuff which caused him to lose a huge number of supporters. So he hide from streaming to avoid getting himself in more drama. He can't upload Francis vids most of the time now because they're demonitized for swearing and violence, another big chunk of his income gone in a second. He stopped covering video games totally because he'd rather make a thousand videos about himself and how hard his life is, boom, more income gone. He was so toxic he has lost every single sponsor he ever had except one, who seemingly pay him very little.

He claimed awhile ago that he had over $600,000 in crypto that he withdrew... but then later claimed he hadn't and that he had lost a huge amount in the crash... before the crash even started. He's been talking about selling his magic cards recently and maybe selling the house to downgrade.

Where Boogie previously used to do Magic the Gathering unboxing and have like 5 booster boxes to open, now he has 1 and he'll repeatedly talk about how expensive it was, asking his fans to donate to offset the price and complain repeatedly if he doesn't get a $20 card. All I can do is compare him to someone like MoistCritikal who unboxes cards and is only excited at getting like $500 cards, Boogie is losing his shit at getting a single $20 card.
 
Isn’t boogie a felon now? I thought felons couldn’t contact other felons.
Boogie recieved a deferred adjudication, meaning he is not a felon as long as he stays out of trouble for 1-2 years (I forget which).
 
So instead of fake-attempting to set up a doomed fight with a morbidly obese man who won't be cleared to fight to drum up hype for his boxing promotion, Keem has decided to fake-attempt to set up a doomed fight with TWO morbidly obese men who won't be cleared to fight to drum up hype for his boxing promotion.

Either make this an unsanctioned street fight or shut up, Keem. Stop grifting and actually give us blood. It's so tiring.
 
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I think its beneficial for ralph to fight. He gets cash, and a win to hold over A-logs as proof he can fight and that cowards jumped him and that in a fair fight he would win. Even people in this thread think he could take on boogie. Even if boogie backs out after he gets the money ralph can still hold it over everyone that he was ready to fight and everything else he will say.

Ralph accept the fight there are only positive outcomes and honestly everyone agrees you could take boogie.

And you can easily beat piss test if that's your concern

Also I really personally get annoyed of Warski's existence and involvement in anything... It's like that insipid screeching minion that repeats annoyingly what the main cunt says - or his takes are literally something you could redact and it would not impact the situation in the slightest. I'm sure he thought this would goad the gunthog into doing it but if anything it makes it less likely because his retarded ass touched it instead of letting it unfold naturally.

- Holy shit he's the new Vee... Only instead of an annoying gypsy faggot, he's just an annoying faggot.
Ralph is right in saying Warski is basically just a soundboard
 
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