🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

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Surely this fight will happen, right?

  • You bet your gunt it will!

    Votes: 47 12.9%

  • When pigs can fly.

    Votes: 316 87.1%
  • Total voters
    363
MvAgusta said:
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Boogie is officially challenging the Gunt to a boxing match.

Let the Battle of the Gunt’s BEGIN!
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I know that we all believe this won't happen. I believe this won't happen. But we are a website of alogs and dreamers and so I keep that tiny flickering light of hope inside my heart. Boogie would win hands down. He's just straight up bigger than Ralph and although he's older and fatter, Ralph is incapable of fighting anyone. He's lucky he's so nice to Cleo because that cat could kick his ass.
 
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Ralph will pussy out again, and I don't think he will even bring new excuses. He will probably bring up the fact he doesn't want to deal with Keem, or that he doesn't want to stop using the niggerword and the faggotword.

You have to remember he is a coward who fears being embarrassed (like the eating bugs things) and he will dodge this because not even Boogie is an easy enough match for him.
 
I saw this suggested in a comment on a MATI highlight. Maybe Boogie was watching Josh's commentaries on the potential fights and got the idea

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Hm, in a theoretical fight that won't happen, I think I would put my money on Boogie here. I personally think that Boogie has more of a killer instinct and bloodlust than Ralph and may be slightly more motivated.
 
TherapyMan said:
Hm, in a theoretical fight that won't happen, I think I would put my money on Boogie here. I personally think that Boogie has more of a killer instinct and bloodlust than Ralph and may be slightly more motivated.
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Ralph is one of the biggest pussies there is. He will talk a bunch of shit but he will never fight anybody unless forced into it and even then he'll just lay on the ground and take punches.
 
At least Boogie's whores don't have physical deformities & don't specialize in cuckold porn. Boogie is even better at getting whores than you Ralph.
 
Do we really want this fight? Really?

Have you consider the astrophysical consequences for putting such supermassive and dense bodies together? They could create a new black hole, a mass so large, dense and devoid of human dignity from which neither light, nor alimony, nor child support money can escape.
 
Ralph should take the fight. He’ll get a nice payday and they’ll both gas out after 30 seconds and won’t be able to throw any more punches.
 
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