🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

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Surely this fight will happen, right?

  • You bet your gunt it will!

    Votes: 47 12.9%

  • When pigs can fly.

    Votes: 316 87.1%
  • Total voters
    363
Some context for this one, Boogie is basically broke right now. He's still pretending he has a lot of money in the bank but he's very clearly broke and when Keemstar offered him like a $50,000 signing bonus for a boxing match against Sam Hyde, Boogie started 'working out' and 'going to the gym' a lot to try and lose weight. Boogie claimed he wanted to fight Sam Hyde because he thought Sam Hyde hated Frank Hassle (the dude who showed up at his house to troll him), claiming he was the one who called out Sam, but really Sam's audience had suggested it to Sam.

Basically the signing bonus is only to be paid if Boogie could get an actual boxing coach and a Doctor to sign off on his ability to fight. He has been unsuccessful in that so far, his Doctor wants him to lose a shit tonne of weight and get a knee replacement first apparently.

Boogie seems to have really put all his eggs in this basket and half his uploads recently have been him trying to pretend he's a fitness guru now and getting ready for the boxing match, repeatedly talking about the money but also making retarded statements like how Sam Hyde is 10 years young than him, a foot taller and far stronger so "I'll probably die in the ring... but at least I will die giving you guys happiness and entertainment, which is all I want."

It's been very cringe and embarrassing. Sam Hyde on the PKA 600 podcast a few days ago outright said he wasn't fighting Boogie, that it had just been a joke. One of Boogie's fans had shown Boogie some telegram post from the 17th where Ralph had said Boogie was a fat fuck who should kill himself and I think that was the only time he's mentioned Ralph recently. After Sam Hyde pulled out, Boogie clearly panicked because his easy cash grab was gone and that's what has led to this. It's just Boogie trying to get controversy so he can try and get a boxing match set up.

So yeah, Boogie is trying to find a replacement opponent because Sam Hyde had been trolling him and now he isn't going to get a potential payday. Boogie only really seems to want the signing bonus, he barely actually talks about the money for the fight, so I assume he'll want the signing bonus and then try and get out of the contract after.

Hopefully Boogie gives us a good show by going onto the Killstream or something but I doubt it. Boogie is doubling down on being the nice and friendly SJW type recently, so I doubt he'll do much via Twitter, not even sure he'd do a video on Ralph because it might not even get monetized on Youtube and he worries about that constantly. Best we can hope for is he pretends to want to fight Ralph for being a Nazi or something.

Fight will never happen though.
 
Luigi said:
Ralph will pussy out again, and I don't think he will even bring new excuses. He will probably bring up the fact he doesn't want to deal with Keem, or that he doesn't want to stop using the niggerword and the faggotword.
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The best thing about challenging ralph is that it's an autowin. It's like offering a friend help and he says, nah I'm fine. Best thing in the world. All the credit, none of the effort.
 
Some dude said:
Feels like some gay op they both planned for more attention.
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It probably is. Boogie's been on Killstream a few times in the past, and the only supposed evidence that they actually dislike each other now is some week old "beef" that Gunt put out saying that Boogie should kill himself.
 
break these cuffs said:
If you've ever watched the fight Ralph got in at the tranny house, you know his fighting style consists of rubbing his gunt against another fatfuck, getting punched in the head, and spitting blood in women's faces.
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Just like the Romans used too.
 
Boogie's been thinking about this since the Lisbon fight
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This fight will not happen because Ethan Ralph is a fat pussy who's scared of Boogie, he cannot fight anyone that's not a small woman and he will still lose if that were the case.
Ralph has three moves: Spit blood/saliva/pig snot, slam his gunt against the opponent, and calling the police.

Additionally, the seismic waves due to the collision of two gunts will make Brexit a reality. A reality as in, the UK will be under the ocean. For the better or worse, I just hope Dan and Cog, and British kiwis sail to Abostralia before the inevitable tsunami.

Islamic Republic of Britanistan, circa gunt vs boogie.
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Everyone's wondering why Boogie is so confident about this boxing arc, challenging many opponents despite struggling to even deal with the physical burdens of everyday life. Well I propose that Boogie will be going into this fight as a disciple of the bloatlord, an apex predator beneath a blubbery exterior. Just wait until Boogie's training videos include him zercher shrugging 400kgs.
If Ralph is really below 250lbs then he won't stand a chance against that kind of mass.
 
It's pretty likely they'll both puss out. I can't imagine either truly going at it. Ralph would obviously lose, but both of these fat retards lack balls. Ralph pretends he's a bad ass. After all, he's the first man to claim the "Ralpha Male" title. Boogie's just a flakey coward who goes apeshit. This shit probably won't go anywhere. If it does, it'll be based.
 
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Good god this fake fight shit is played out. This one isn't even worth entertaining for kicks these two retards can't make it up a flight of stairs
 
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
Some context for this one, Boogie is basically broke right now. He's still pretending he has a lot of money in the bank but he's very clearly broke and when Keemstar offered him like a $50,000 signing bonus for a boxing match against Sam Hyde, Boogie started 'working out' and 'going to the gym' a lot to try and lose weight. Boogie claimed he wanted to fight Sam Hyde because he thought Sam Hyde hated Frank Hassle (the dude who showed up at his house to troll him), claiming he was the one who called out Sam, but really Sam's audience had suggested it to Sam.

Basically the signing bonus is only to be paid if Boogie could get an actual boxing coach and a Doctor to sign off on his ability to fight. He has been unsuccessful in that so far, his Doctor wants him to lose a shit tonne of weight and get a knee replacement first apparently.

Boogie seems to have really put all his eggs in this basket and half his uploads recently have been him trying to pretend he's a fitness guru now and getting ready for the boxing match, repeatedly talking about the money but also making retarded statements like how Sam Hyde is 10 years young than him, a foot taller and far stronger so "I'll probably die in the ring... but at least I will die giving you guys happiness and entertainment, which is all I want."

It's been very cringe and embarrassing. Sam Hyde on the PKA 600 podcast a few days ago outright said he wasn't fighting Boogie, that it had just been a joke. One of Boogie's fans had shown Boogie some telegram post from the 17th where Ralph had said Boogie was a fat fuck who should kill himself and I think that was the only time he's mentioned Ralph recently. After Sam Hyde pulled out, Boogie clearly panicked because his easy cash grab was gone and that's what has led to this. It's just Boogie trying to get controversy so he can try and get a boxing match set up.

So yeah, Boogie is trying to find a replacement opponent because Sam Hyde had been trolling him and now he isn't going to get a potential payday. Boogie only really seems to want the signing bonus, he barely actually talks about the money for the fight, so I assume he'll want the signing bonus and then try and get out of the contract after.

Hopefully Boogie gives us a good show by going onto the Killstream or something but I doubt it. Boogie is doubling down on being the nice and friendly SJW type recently, so I doubt he'll do much via Twitter, not even sure he'd do a video on Ralph because it might not even get monetized on Youtube and he worries about that constantly. Best we can hope for is he pretends to want to fight Ralph for being a Nazi or something.

Fight will never happen though.
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Although I agree that this will never happen, there is a certain charm to paying fat unhealthy men fight each other for my entertainment. A man must retain hope because Ralph and Boogie fighting would be hilarious. It makes me wonder if this is what the citizens of Rome felt when getting drunk on wine and going to the coliseum. Fuck Christians getting eaten by lions, these fat idiots battling to the death is what I have come to see oh glorious Emperor! Really makes you think about history, ya know?
 
If they actually fought (which they won't because Boogie is too much of a pussy) I'd put my money on the Ralphamale. Boogie's body is so fucked that he can't walk for long periods of time, his face is bright red 24/7 and half stroked-out and his legs are literally rotting and black.
Meanwhile, the Ralphamale effortlessly struts the Portuguese streets like a mighty peacock and can tank a beating and get up for more.
 
Super Saiyan Hitler said:
It would be pretty funny if Boogie was the third person to give Ralph a beatdown this year. Call it the battle of the gunts. Never before or since will mankind witness such monstrous gunts collide.
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I think Boogie is even more of a bitch than Ralph is. Ralph is prideful and arrogant, which are not good qualities, but they at least mean he would be aggressive. Boogie is an uwu sensitive kind of loser.
 
MvAgusta said:
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Boogie is officially challenging the Gunt to a boxing match.

Let the Battle of the Gunt’s BEGIN!
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With Keem star Involved I smell Jewish tricks.

I think KKKeemstar is making some gayfabe to embarrass Ralph because he shit on keemstar and keem can’t not let any slight slide.

also pretty unfair weight difference… Ralph is like x2 the weight of boogie…
 
Everyone in this thread is fucking retarded. Talking about how they are going to fight and one of them is going to win. Look at it realistically. Neither will win, itll be a double TKO due to simultaneous heart attack after 15 seconds in the ring.
 
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