Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Big White Bwana said:
I am quite sure I seen a reprint of an old poster with that very title a few weeks ago but can't seem to find a single page about this anywhere. As an admirer of schlock, I would be most grateful for any leads.
Thanks!
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I was referring to John Waters. It's from his 1977 film Desperate Living.
 
Late, gay, and a slight derail, but I had to drop this because funny enough, I was just thinking about our beloved Page Boy, and had been holding on to some of this for a while now.

It all started when I was looking at this image of Elliot (back when she was Ellen).

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Got whatever's the opposite of Trans Joy (a cispression I guess...?)

So I put it in ChatGPT to make a cartoon.

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Turned into a smoke show. Just another reminder of how cute she used to be. Damn, feels bad man.

In any case, I then had to see how it would recreate this...

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For the record, my prompt was pretty simple for all of the images* "Cartoonify the following."

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Strangely, she didn't look too bad as a cartood. But, obviously a far cry from what she used to look like.

And, yes, I went ahead and put in the 4 from Silence of the Troons' post.

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Why Ellen wanted to turn into a power bottom twink well past their prime is beyond me, but to each their own I guess...

Since I was on a tear, I decided to do another lil dood (well, I guess they're not there yet, as they are currently passing through the non-binary).

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She appears to be actually cute in the tux cartoon.

Alright, so in closing, here's a palate cleanser. Someone great...
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I wish memes didn't have the shelf like of fresh cilantro because after generating that image of Sydney, it reminded me of the 'gotcha' interview she artfully swerved when she was in the midst of that nontroversy. I went through the trouble of making this, but it doesn't matter as much now.

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Call me weird but I preferred this woman
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to this one, (who's all out of proportion and appears to have her head photoshopped on)
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Page went from looking like a tiny kitten in a dress to looking like a tiny kitten in a tux.
 
Julie Newmar said:
I know a lot of people think she’s hot, but… Sweeney looks kinda Downsy to me. Like it grazed her. Just a nick.
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Like if Mama JF only had just a half an extra chromosome?

But really, Sydney is a solid 6 absent her huge tits and the "can do" spirit cultivated from her Euphoria character. Glammed up, tho, she's a smoke show. The Hollowood system knows what they're doing.

And, yes, I think I did get caught in a cuteify spiral. Without rewriting my previous post, it all started when I was scrolling past a random article on Ellen. Which then led to wondering how ChatGPT would represent her in both her former and current self. If no one knew any better, it looks like an older brother/younger sister dynamic.

It eventually ended with the hilarity I experienced when it wouldn't render certain images of Elliot because it kept thinking she was a teenager.
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I'll stop slop posting. But I thought it was funny.
 
Elminster said:
It's funny that, for all her money and the time she spent transitioning, she still doesn't have the shadow of a peach fuzz...
She really has cursed genetics for pooning out.
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I’m not fully convinced she’s on T. Not consistently, anyway. Yeah, she has the frog voice, but the only other changes have been surgically induced or a haircut and stopping good makeup.
 
Julie Newmar said:
I’m not fully convinced she’s on T. Not consistently, anyway. Yeah, she has the frog voice, but the only other changes have been surgically induced or a haircut and stopping good makeup.
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I fully believe she stopped taking T once she'd gotten her disgusting frog voice and got her tits yeeted. At the very least she's "microdosing" T. No way in hell is she taking T like any of the prime pooners we have on the Farms.
 
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