Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Anasa Tristis said:
At any rate, Ellen will 41% (or simply drop dead) before detransitioning.
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She’s pretty much past the point of no return with this. She needs to keep up the facade because going back would be death to her social circle. She knows the price for detransitioning, and it’s way too high and she doesn’t have the support system in her career to sustain the damage.

I’m going to bet on 41%-ing it within the next five to ten years, and everyone around will conveniently blame it on transphobia and not her own poor choices, while everyone outside her little bubble will consistently point out all of those pictures of her looking absolutely miserable as a man and ask “Is this really what ‘trans joy’ looks like?”

But how could she be joyful because of all the transphobia? I mean, she said she, I mean he, had to say that to put up a strong front for all his fans! Cue the endless circle of blaming everyone but her.
Tasty Tatty said:
What's funny is that Ellen, the "man", doesn't know about the old saying that "a gentleman has no memory". I know some trashy men do so, but most educated men would never write a biography about the women they secretly banged.
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Because any woman who says she “feels like a man” is lying. The lie is particularly more evident the older it is one transitions. If you were raised as and socialized as a woman, there are absolutely fundamental nuances you miss about being a man. There is such a thing as a male experience, and social engineering over the last few decades has not managed to root it out of people no matter how much they believe it’s characterized by being a “defective woman”.

Funny how “defective women” throughout history have been the primary explorers and builders and generally the ones that take more risks contributing to the construction of a prosperous society while the “properly functioning ones” exercised their power through social campaigns and leveraging off the social status of men (I can’t believe that so few people acknowledge that “Mean Girls” was a thing for a reason, or maybe the enduring popularity of the “Real Housewives” series might be convincing).
 
Ellen's idea of being a man is calling herself a "boy" and looking like a Mini-Me clone of Willem Dafoe dressed as Russell Greer, but with a pair of platform shoes borrowed from KISS. When she's acting "manly", it's in the context of a selfie where she's showing off her hairy armpits, greasy sixhead, a tank top for 11 year olds which has never absorbed sweat, and a slim chain. She exudes zero masculine qualities, and overcompensates through attempting to be vulgar when referencing her "dick."

She insists on doing this, despite being unable to answer the question of how an emotionally useless, middle-aged woman who never grew out of middle school mentality and has never even figured out how to fake being a functional, self-realized human expects to successfully LARP as a stoic man boy for the sake of numbing herself to/disassociating herself from the explicitly female life experiences which defined and molded her into the histrionic she's foremost known and recognized as.

Ellen's career showing off her limited range should have laid bare - to the world and herself - that being regarded as an "actor" is merely what she finds preferable to being seen through as an imposter. Instead, there's an entire industry devoted to helping her bullshit herself until she dies never having been able to outrun herself. She could cosplay as Bat Boy and still not pass.
 
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Shartavius said:
Ellen's idea of being a man is calling herself a "boy" and looking like a Mini-Me clone of Willem Dafoe dressed as Russell Greer, but with a pair of platform shoes borrowed from KISS. When she's acting "manly", it's in the context of a selfie where she's showing off her hairy armpits, greasy sixhead, a tank top for 11 year olds which has never absorbed sweat, and a slim chain. She exudes zero masculine qualities, and overcompensates through attempting to be vulgar when referencing her "dick."

She insists on doing this, despite being unable to answer the question of how an emotionally useless, middle-aged woman who never grew out of middle school mentality and has never even figured out how to fake being a functional, self-realized human being expects to successfully LARP as a stoic man boy for the sake of numbing herself to/disassociating herself from the explicitly female life experiences which defined and molded her into the histrionic she's foremost known and recognized as?

Ellen's career showing off her limited range should have laid bare - to the world and herself - that being regarded as an "actor" is merely what she finds preferable to being seen through as an imposter. Instead, there's an entire industry devoted to helping her bullshit herself until she dies never having been able to outrun herself.
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She has no clue what being a man is really like so she falls back on shallow stereotypes, just like troons do when they try to cosplay as women. It just can’t be done. Biology runs much deeper than their costumes.
 
It's been stated ad nauseum that troons and pooners are just furries with a human fursona that doesn't add up to a realistic person (which is the point; as competing industries exist to promote it as a normalized form of escapism). Ellen is simply the brand of vapid, washed-up celebrity who thinks she can spend her way out of pretending that her past isn't real - That looking like a boy wasting away in a Ronald McDonald House means she can trade places with feeling what the men who fucked her seemed to be getting out of the transaction.
 
Come on, we have a full subforum with tons of evidence of trooning being a fetishist larp, either due to a porn addiction or sexual trauma, jazz being the only exception.

Shartavius said:
She insists on doing this, despite being unable to answer the question of how an emotionally useless, middle-aged woman who never grew out of middle school mentality and has never even figured out how to fake being a functional, self-realized human expects to successfully LARP as a stoic man boy for the sake of numbing herself to/disassociating herself from the explicitly female life experiences which defined and molded her into the histrionic she's foremost known and recognized as?
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She was "born this way", that's the explanation. Her "experience" is that she never liked to wear dresses, so she's been basically a boy her whole life.
 
Pig Cups said:
All you people saying that Ellen looks extremely depressed and fighting back the urge to 41% in every photo taken don’t know what the hell you’re talking about! Look at this shining example- the absolute pinnacle of trans joy!!
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lol that comment

So. Much. Joy.
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Man I am 100% sure I posted this like 50 pages ago, but it bears repeating and I simply cannot get over how much she looks like Karl fookin Tanner now
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This is about one month late, but it was recently Ellen's 39th birthday (February 21st). In celebration of her birthday, Penis News published this article.
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Only 8?

Four of these alleged instances of Ellen "radiantly beaming trans joy":
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If I were the Penis News propaganda minister, I'd find a new trans joy representative.
 
This was supposed to be for another thread but i'll post it here:

I looked at Page's ex wife on Instagram and she's having a swell time doing her dancing and choreographing. Good for her. I hope she hasn't blocked Page, I'd like Ellen to see how good her ex has it while she's miserable pretending to be a manlet.

I never noticed this before but TIL Emma is a good 8 years younger than Ellen. Only 23 when they married, six months after they met.

I'd make a U-haul joke but the fact that they met because "Page saw one of her dance videos and was instantly transfixed" kinda creeps me out. This and her demeanor in her book makes me feel like she's really controlling in a crybully way.

I did have a theory that the relationship she had before Emma ended because Ellen wanted to transition and the woman noped out which scared Ellen into stalling until she had locked down another partner. That ex of hers (Samantha) would be an older, 6ft tall, athletic woman so I could see Ellen wanting to be the "dominant" one in her next relationship if she planned on pressuring her next lesbian partner to accept her degeneracy. Picking out someone younger and love bombing them would be the way to go.

According to Google, Ellen was considering transitioning since 2017, which is around the time her relationship with Samantha ended and the year she started dating Emma. Everything lines up.
 
Silence of the Troons said:
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Imagine making a series of impulsive decisions that physically transform you from being delicate and pretty enough to be in movies into this strange monged out little goblin. Some caveman comp sci nerd going from ugly to uglier is one thing, but all actors are vain - so you just know that when she wakes up and in the clear light of day looks in the mirror and makes an honest assessment of her wrinkled up little shrunken head under that preposterous Caesar cut and her weird crab torso, and theres no cameras around to performatively gurn for it must absolutely destroy her. Grim!!!

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This thing still has her pussy doesn't she? What's the deal with that? You cut off your tits, get fake ab implants, suck down on some T... But you don't do the actual one thing that makes a man a man and get a penis?

As a man myself, a real one, I give Ellens dress up as a man larp 2/10.
Get the rotdog if you want to be a "boy". How can you go halfway in to this? We demand the frankenweiner trans joy. You won't earn my 3/10 rating unless you do
 
Thunderous Lightning said:
We demand the frankenweiner trans joy
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As for me, I demand the triple stage abdominal Eldritch curly dick phalloplasty. The kind where the curly, curly tentacle dick is wayyyy off kilter and may, or may not have, very shitty tattoos all over it. Otherwise, how ELSE will we all know she's a REAL MANLY MANLY MAN who is the MANNINEST MAN in the history of ever.
 
Constellationzero said:
As for me, I demand the triple stage abdominal Eldritch curly dick phalloplasty. The kind where the curly, curly tentacle dick is wayyyy off kilter and may, or may not have, very shitty tattoos all over it. Otherwise, how ELSE will we all know she's a REAL MANLY MANLY MAN who is the MANNINEST MAN in the history of ever.
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Which pooner got this one again, I remember several horrifying examples of the rotdog.
 
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