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Where?People are starting to stream and leak early copies from Walmart so heads up if you want to avoid spoilers.
Seems to follow in the tradition of the original (on the 360) where everything runs smooth until the big spells start flying.
OH MY GOD ITS TROON HUNTER!
The game might actually be hard, there is no difficultly option. I'm hoping the developers saw the love Elden Ring got and just went fuck it, keep it hard.Alright, so hopefully we'll find out how the skills and gear are, and if they dumbed down the game for goblin mongoloids like asmondgold.
I wouldn't hold my breath, the first game only had two settings with the "Hard" difficulty being full of one hits and dumping gold and experience on the player.The deluge of resources would powerlevel the player and in the end made the game easier.The game might actually be hard, there is no difficultly option. I'm hoping the developers saw the love Elden Ring got and just went fuck it, keep it hard.
Looks like after failing to get the brazilin banned from Steam for the Sweet Baby Curator group they now are trying to cancel asmondgold for talking about Sweet Baby.
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I saw the list on their site because people were and still are talking about it on /v/.
Rotten food and 1 star ratings. The ultimate disrespect.It's pretty common knowledge at this point whoever is running Crapcom's marketing team is a complete faggot, but as long as it doesn't infect the actual game I don't care.
There wasn't shit in the first game but rotten eggs were my favorite gift for pawns who were fucking useless during my time with them.
No poop items. But the food items you could collect could rot which, mostly, served No other purpose than poisoning whoever ate it or making poison with. So it was a great way to let someone know their pawn was fucking trash. Along with 1 star ratings across the board.I saw the list on their site because people were and still are talking about it on /v/.
I also learned the tranny on the left did porn, which really makes you wonder what fags are in that marketing team.
If you check the official site, you see lots of people, from trannies to vtumors to some jap sports dudes.
It's whatever for me, because I either won't hire these fags or hire them just to make video compilations killing the tranny pawn and sending it back with a gift in the form of whatever gold tinted bearshit is around. (did DD1 have poop drops/items?)
Not meme-ing. ER isn't even hard unless it was your first Fromsoft game. Even then they were so lenient with the spirit ash system, disabling random invasions, plentiful larval tears and brutally stacking invasions in the hosts favor that you had to be a complete retard to find the game actually difficult outside of meme shit like Rot Cunt. Not to mention the wide open over world with the horse that let you just sprint around literally everything and pick up anything you came across.Elden Ring
I fucking wish. I cannot stand the Goblin Lord. The fact he's being recognized and put in the game is fucking baffling.cancel asmondgold
The cartoon avatar is SuperRAD iirc. He's a faggot who does patricianTV style "retrospective/reviews". Basically hours long "here's why I like/hate this game and how it's objectively good/bad" videos. Fuck all of these faggots and troons.
Nice traps. Didn't go too broad with the shoulders either. Gives a nice "turtle" look. Personally I'd bring the hips/waist in a bit to give more of a V-Taper. Bit very solid.I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing, but knew enough that you cut at a hydras head and after cutting at it a few times it seemed to just die. I figured it was a scripted battle like the first Dragon in fact.
Downloaded the character creator late last night and fucked around with it. Tried to make a Conan the Barbarian based on comics/artwork and not Arnold. I think it came out alright, but looking at the screenshots I think I accidently gave him Cillian Murphy eyes.
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I tried making a woman pawn but it came out looking ugly as sin, which I don't know if that's intentional or I'm just bad with character creators.
What are you even saying? All monsters and human enemies had set spawn spoints. Typically completely separate from eachother. So there's absolutely no way any bandits were "getting up randomly in the form of a wandering chimera or pack of starving wolves". For example, the pack of female bandits on the way to the Great Wall. You kill them, they were dead until they eventually respawned in the exact same positions. Or the drake just south of the shadow fort. It's part of what made farming for mats easy/predictable.so the bandits you were fighting would randomly get backup in the form of a wandering Chimera or a pack of starving wolves lol. Many a time I would rage at the fact that choosing evil gave you an alliance with all manner of beasts as I was juggled between multiple groups of foes
The typical modern gamer is capable of only 3 things when it comes to character creation.Well, seeing all the abominations created with this tool and their creators unironically thinking they did a good job, made me think that it's not a developer issue, but rather a general westoid problem
Double post just to say you made Eddie Hall.My wip Warhammer inspired dwarf slayer pawn:
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Currently messing around with sliders to slim down his belly while keep him heavy enough to carry all my shit and not get thrown around like a pinball.
Straightforward - Nonchalant 1 for my fighter/warrior pawn and Gallant Knight 3 for my thief arisen. Agree about the GK laugh being the best.
The guy has been running around aimlessly for two fucking hours trying to progress an early game quest
this faggot is streaming the game right now. enter at your own risk.
I'm gonna get the Sphere Hunter pawn and repeatedly toss them off the biggest cliff I can find for an hour or so before feeding them to an ogre.
New speed run category: how fast can a new character throw Sphere Hunter, asmondgold, and that one other insert off a cliff.I'm gonna get the Sphere Hunter pawn and repeatedly toss it off the biggest cliff I can find for an hour or so before feeding them to an ogre.
I believe in getting the maximum possible enjoyment from a game if I'm going to drop $70.
I tuned in for a couple of minutes, mostly curious about performance, settings and menu. I left because I didn't want to spoil myself and because the dude playing it seemed legit an imbecile.
this faggot is streaming the game right now. enter at your own risk.