Dragon's Dogma

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Is there a word for pimp vs pimp or harem vs harem battle? Because that's what's gonna happen when I meet the false Arisen.
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I respect the hustle my nigga, but...
 
People are starting to stream and leak early copies from Walmart so heads up if you want to avoid spoilers.

Seems to follow in the tradition of the original (on the 360) where everything runs smooth until the big spells start flying.
 
People are starting to stream and leak early copies from Walmart so heads up if you want to avoid spoilers.

Seems to follow in the tradition of the original (on the 360) where everything runs smooth until the big spells start flying.
Where?
 
I was going to comment on the info about the troon pawns but I've been through the thread like 5 times and can't find it. Am I going crazy or has it disappeared?
 
Alright, so hopefully we'll find out how the skills and gear are, and if they dumbed down the game for goblin mongoloids like asmondgold.
 
Alright, so hopefully we'll find out how the skills and gear are, and if they dumbed down the game for goblin mongoloids like asmondgold.
The game might actually be hard, there is no difficultly option. I'm hoping the developers saw the love Elden Ring got and just went fuck it, keep it hard.

Looks like after failing to get the brazilin banned from Steam for the Sweet Baby Curator group they now are trying to cancel asmondgold for talking about Sweet Baby.

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The game might actually be hard, there is no difficultly option. I'm hoping the developers saw the love Elden Ring got and just went fuck it, keep it hard.

Looks like after failing to get the brazilin banned from Steam for the Sweet Baby Curator group they now are trying to cancel asmondgold for talking about Sweet Baby.

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I wouldn't hold my breath, the first game only had two settings with the "Hard" difficulty being full of one hits and dumping gold and experience on the player.The deluge of resources would powerlevel the player and in the end made the game easier.
 
saw some retard play it on twitch. you didint miss much.

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cringe.
I saw the list on their site because people were and still are talking about it on /v/.
I also learned the tranny on the left did porn, which really makes you wonder what fags are in that marketing team.
If you check the official site, you see lots of people, from trannies to vtumors to some jap sports dudes.
It's whatever for me, because I either won't hire these fags or hire them just to make video compilations killing the tranny pawn and sending it back with a gift in the form of whatever gold tinted bearshit is around. (did DD1 have poop drops/items?)
 
It's pretty common knowledge at this point whoever is running Crapcom's marketing team is a complete faggot, but as long as it doesn't infect the actual game I don't care.

There wasn't shit in the first game but rotten eggs were my favorite gift for pawns who were fucking useless during my time with them.
 
It's pretty common knowledge at this point whoever is running Crapcom's marketing team is a complete faggot, but as long as it doesn't infect the actual game I don't care.

There wasn't shit in the first game but rotten eggs were my favorite gift for pawns who were fucking useless during my time with them.
Rotten food and 1 star ratings. The ultimate disrespect.
I saw the list on their site because people were and still are talking about it on /v/.
I also learned the tranny on the left did porn, which really makes you wonder what fags are in that marketing team.
If you check the official site, you see lots of people, from trannies to vtumors to some jap sports dudes.
It's whatever for me, because I either won't hire these fags or hire them just to make video compilations killing the tranny pawn and sending it back with a gift in the form of whatever gold tinted bearshit is around. (did DD1 have poop drops/items?)
No poop items. But the food items you could collect could rot which, mostly, served No other purpose than poisoning whoever ate it or making poison with. So it was a great way to let someone know their pawn was fucking trash. Along with 1 star ratings across the board.
Elden Ring
Not meme-ing. ER isn't even hard unless it was your first Fromsoft game. Even then they were so lenient with the spirit ash system, disabling random invasions, plentiful larval tears and brutally stacking invasions in the hosts favor that you had to be a complete retard to find the game actually difficult outside of meme shit like Rot Cunt. Not to mention the wide open over world with the horse that let you just sprint around literally everything and pick up anything you came across.

Also, DD1 wasn't even a hard game either. Outside of a couple zones if you went to them at low levels, the game was actually very fairly balanced unless you somehow royally fucked your build/party balance.
cancel asmondgold
I fucking wish. I cannot stand the Goblin Lord. The fact he's being recognized and put in the game is fucking baffling.
CC cannot be this desperate to get eyes on the game. The series has done this well with only a single game and a very hardcore following. Why debase yourself by appealing to literal Goblins and Troons? They'd be better off putting Nihil0.0 in the game because this fucker has done basically nothing but Dogma videos since the first game dropped. At least this dude is a hyper autist about the game and not just a hype rider. Show some love to the people who actually appreciate your work and not those who are just cashing in.
saw some retard play it on twitch. you didint miss much.

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The cartoon avatar is SuperRAD iirc. He's a faggot who does patricianTV style "retrospective/reviews". Basically hours long "here's why I like/hate this game and how it's objectively good/bad" videos. Fuck all of these faggots and troons.
I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing, but knew enough that you cut at a hydras head and after cutting at it a few times it seemed to just die. I figured it was a scripted battle like the first Dragon in fact.

Downloaded the character creator late last night and fucked around with it. Tried to make a Conan the Barbarian based on comics/artwork and not Arnold. I think it came out alright, but looking at the screenshots I think I accidently gave him Cillian Murphy eyes.
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I tried making a woman pawn but it came out looking ugly as sin, which I don't know if that's intentional or I'm just bad with character creators.
Nice traps. Didn't go too broad with the shoulders either. Gives a nice "turtle" look. Personally I'd bring the hips/waist in a bit to give more of a V-Taper. Bit very solid.
so the bandits you were fighting would randomly get backup in the form of a wandering Chimera or a pack of starving wolves lol. Many a time I would rage at the fact that choosing evil gave you an alliance with all manner of beasts as I was juggled between multiple groups of foes
What are you even saying? All monsters and human enemies had set spawn spoints. Typically completely separate from eachother. So there's absolutely no way any bandits were "getting up randomly in the form of a wandering chimera or pack of starving wolves". For example, the pack of female bandits on the way to the Great Wall. You kill them, they were dead until they eventually respawned in the exact same positions. Or the drake just south of the shadow fort. It's part of what made farming for mats easy/predictable.
Well, seeing all the abominations created with this tool and their creators unironically thinking they did a good job, made me think that it's not a developer issue, but rather a general westoid problem
The typical modern gamer is capable of only 3 things when it comes to character creation.

1. Themselves because they lack anything resembling creativity

2. Troons because they Themselves are a mentally ill tranny and lack Amy creativity

3. Some sort of horrific waifu/loli, and probably have at least 10 mods to help them achieve maximum coom.

My wip Warhammer inspired dwarf slayer pawn:
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Currently messing around with sliders to slim down his belly while keep him heavy enough to carry all my shit and not get thrown around like a pinball.

Straightforward - Nonchalant 1 for my fighter/warrior pawn and Gallant Knight 3 for my thief arisen. Agree about the GK laugh being the best.
Double post just to say you made Eddie Hall.
 

this faggot is streaming the game right now. enter at your own risk.
The guy has been running around aimlessly for two fucking hours trying to progress an early game quest :story:

When I tuned in he was already lost, so I can't tell if the game really doesn't hold your hand or if this dude is an absolute mongoloid (probably both tbh)
 
The devs admitted they don't hold your hand so all of this sounds great. It would be amazing to just get lost in the world again with only a crude map and what ever the NPCs mention.

The only thing that might get annoying quick would be lack of real instant quick-travel ( besides the carts that take you to major hubs) so have to plan out which region to focus on at a time.
 
I'm gonna get the Sphere Hunter pawn and repeatedly toss it off the biggest cliff I can find for an hour or so before feeding them to an ogre.

I believe in getting the maximum possible enjoyment from a game if I'm going to drop $70.
 
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I'm gonna get the Sphere Hunter pawn and repeatedly toss it off the biggest cliff I can find for an hour or so before feeding them to an ogre.

I believe in getting the maximum possible enjoyment from a game if I'm going to drop $70.
New speed run category: how fast can a new character throw Sphere Hunter, asmondgold, and that one other insert off a cliff.
 

this faggot is streaming the game right now. enter at your own risk.
I tuned in for a couple of minutes, mostly curious about performance, settings and menu. I left because I didn't want to spoil myself and because the dude playing it seemed legit an imbecile.
I could not really get a good feel of the performance, due to it being on PS5. It seemed to be fine for the most part, but in the end I'll need to run it on my system to be absolutely sure.
I saw some bikini armor so I guess the coom factor is still there, which is nice.

What I saw and made me a bit concerned was the following:
1. During a cutscene, the lip sync seemed weird and goofy, like something from 20y ago.
2. NPC reaction was weird. The dude entered a church, killed the nuns and left like it was nothing. He also escaped prison in the full view of the guard and they didn't give any shit
3. The map seemed big, but it looked like you basically had a road and could not go the beaten path because you had mountains or rocky hills put there, as a form of blocked access. I guess the concern here is the railroad aspect of it. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's the impression I got
4. When he joined a rift, there seemed to be lots of pawns there and I think even his pawn got hired by another. The game ain't out yet and it seems there's niggers doing shit right now

What do you guys think?
 
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