Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[strawberry15]

So we had beastiality in bg3 and necrophilia in Dei Veilguard. Makes you think huh...

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Spoiler: spoiler, also fuck this gay earth

Oh FFS. I thought undertale fags wanting to fuck papyrus was cringe, but that was a cartoon skeleton so more dismiss-able as general autism. This is literally wanting to bone a boney boner. Even setting aside faggotry, the hell are you going to do with a skeleton, stick it between the ribs and call it a ribjob?

I hate this game even more now, and didn't think that was possible.

Spoiler: ISLAMIC CONTENT

If you have a girl cock, there are the eye sockets. Yes, I saw that in a lewd comic strip once upon a time.

So we had beastiality in bg3 and necrophilia in Dei Veilguard. Makes you think huh...

I don't know why people are so hung up on the bear when you can do this in that game:

 

[30+GameOvers]

I don't know why people are so hung up on the bear when you can do this in that game:

Because they never played it and only talk about the things they heard from /v/, reddit or twitter.
The romances Dread Wolf don't really matter, considering how ugly everyone(your character included) are. Who the fuck wants anything to do with them, let alone see some sort of abominable animated safe-horny sex scene?

 

[Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer]

On topic, found this vid:
dragon age veilguard steam review conspiracy [KSamFk7xmZY].mp4

Took a look at this. If you go to the "Display" dropdown and uncheck "Use the new helpfulness system", then you'll immediately see two of the most popular negative reviews shoot back up to the first review displayed.

Based on this page it seems to be a pretty new system, having been first added in August and should mostly be for meme reviews. Looks like all the negative reviews got swept up by it. I think you can manually report reviews too so it may not necessarily be Valve, but rather a community effort from people who desperately want to be able to say "get woke go broke? But this game sold so well!"

 

[PAM Cooking Spray]

the obsession with insisting this game is selling well or even breaking records feels like cult behavior
EA spent $120m on a short FPS made in far less time with a team a fraction of the size(Immortals of Aveum), there's no way this is even recouping half its cost because I know it cost at least as much as that.

 

[ShitLurker]

That's not even remotely close to tit armor and you know it.

You are a faggot debating armor reality feasibility in a fantasy game where I'm expected to believe a chick half the weight of an opponent can kung fu flip to victory.

The moment women are expected to fight a man in equal terms, reality flew out the window, so since reality is a non factor, why make it also screw aesthetics? That you are a frumpy mess that gets offended by atractive female forms doesn't mean all women want to look like woden planks.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Forget the Broodmother. The most terrifying villain in the history of Thedas... behold:

JOHANNA HEZENKOSS!!!!!

Edit: LOL, this IS a Disney cartoon. This scene could be straight out of any one of those cartoons.

 

[PAM Cooking Spray]

I don't want women at all in combat in my medieval fantasy games and I'm tired of seeing them

 

[30+GameOvers]

the obsession with insisting this game is selling well or even breaking records feels like cult behavior

That's because it is, biggest DAR defenders aren't actual gamers and instead culture war warriors or some mentally unhinged retards who need to "stick it to the chuds". This is the fanbase Biotrannies is composed of at this point. Even Bethesda niggers aren't this pathetic.

 

[Logoden]

SPOILER if you romance the dapper necromancer. He's not human. He's... wait, how does one fuck that thing?!!
Vid here to avoid thumbnail spoilage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsMNvW__DPw&ab_channel=NaughtyGaming

At least in DOS2, having a relationship with Fan was played like a silly thing to do(coop run, we did it for the lols and laughed the whole time).

So who is boning who here ? Does Rook get pegged by a special magic bone or something ? What happens at 2:40 ? Does Rook get mind rape ? What does he see to have this reaction ? x)

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

@Ishtar I just watched Emmrich's romance and I have to wonder:

Spoiler: Plot spoilers

They ripped the concept of lichdom out of generic D&D stuff into here; Emmricht's personal quest is to become a lich, and apparently Nevarra has a sacred order of liches to... "protect humanity" or something.

This is so not Thedas lore, right? I've never recalled anything like this. If anything, I find it weird that we have spirits flitting around everywhere and no one even mentions blood magic or possession or anything. Guess blood magic is cleansed from the lore?

Not gonna lie, the whole Emmrich arc is straight Disney-gone-spooky that I can't help but to be charmed a bit.

 

[Absolute Ego Dance]

Whether this game sells well or not doesn't matter. Mass Effect Andromeda sold well too initially, and today it's more of a meme than anything else. This game will go down the same route, forever be known as the "purple tranny game with hideous characters".

What I'm curious is the number of so-called journalists and publications willing to die on this hill, when every sane person can see that this game is not even a 6, much less a PERFECT 10 FOR THE TROONS!!!!! Don't they have any sense of embarrassment to stake what little that is left of their cred on this game?

It's probably worse than that. Andromeda, for all its flaws, had really fun gameplay (at least, within the context of mass effect games). I still play the MP online, and believe it or not, it's surprisingly easy to find a game with other people 7 years on. Stylistically, Andromeda was also a lot less jarring, because it was obvious that they had at least tried to make a good game, but had neither the budget not the talent.

Veilguard is far more frustrating than MEA. It's not just talentless, but tasteless. And this time, we can't even say "at least they tried"

 

[30+GameOvers]

Andromeda was also a lot less jarring, because it was obvious that they had at least tried to make a good game, but had neither the budget not the talent

Didn't it come out that the pajeet in charge of character design specifically made white characters uglier because he is a racist? That's what lead to such treasures as "My face is tired" and Autistic FemRyder. Moreover, the animation team was also supposedly in-experienced, so it was a combination of actual lack of talent and intentional sabotage creating an unholy symphony of cringe to the sound of "I'M ONLY HUMAN".

 

[ShitLurker]

Hell yeah, Tokyo Afterschool Summoners! Now if I could have a follower like that in an Elder Scrolls game, I'd actually pre-order the fucking thing.

Oh wait. You are a gooner. So either a gay tranny or a filthy fujioshi. Either case, opinion discarded.

We have historical and mythological warrior womans from all era's of war(ancient to modern)

Yes, in mythology it's all fine and dandy. And I don't doubt women were involved in hunting even though it was not the norm with something like Artemis. valkiryes I'd argue is more from the desire of being taken to valhalla by the calming form of a women instead of a bearded screaming man.

But in reality, the moment women enter the active fighting force, it means you are very fucked and in your final legs.

Joan of Arc was a warrior woman not because she was a strong woman who can own man, because she believed everyone should put their lives to save the country of god and innocents.

I'm pretty sure she was just a figure head of the church that could do speeches without spilling her spaguetti speaking like a zealot. It was all presentation and zero substance.

The thing is a woman can be a good general, officer etc even with all the minuses they have. we might look at things from a cold pragmatic and logical way, societies built on not just rationale, but by personal connections, wills etc as well. the main problem with an all woman army or womans en masse involved with fights is not compatable for a productive society.
kill 10 man but no woman. even if 1 man survives, people can reproduce. kill all woman but 1 and you have a failing society.

Can women be good generals? Possibly, though I've yet to see a real world example I can point to. or at least what I've seen from the female generals in our current times fail to impress. But I can see a woman having that cold pragmatism that threads the line of not treating your troops like meat to throw in a grinder. Though I'm also a believer that the best generals came up from the ranks.

Soldiers? Not so much unless it's recent times. A woman can be the best of her spear unit but still suffer horribly against some average spear joe from the opposing force (just on average height, Joe has bigger reach and that's already a nasty handicap to deal with). This deviation decreases a lot with fire arms, though men still have the edge of better reflexes, higher weight capacity and thay aren't subject to mood swings and cramps once a month (god forbid you have a women block defending anything, their periods are in synch and the bad days get filtered out).

Most regular all female units were either ceremonial (women being trained in use of the naginata and bow in Japan) or for propaganda purposes (if girls can get it done, you better believe you can, now enlist faggot). Were they expected to see combat? If things were dire enough definitely. Would they be sent to the front if there were other male units to throw to the grinder? No way in hell.

The problem with using women to fight isn't that you lose your ability to have children (though that's another reason). The problem with using women to fight is that they are a lot worse at it than men, so if you only have women in your fighting force due to the desperation of the times, you are already in a very poor possition and better hope you can hunker down till help comes or the enemy force is in it's last leg.

And that's without talking about mixed forces where women in the unit fucks with cohesion dynamics.

 

[Übertroon]

Didn't it come out that the pajeet in charge of character design specifically made white characters uglier because he is a racist? That's what lead to such treasures as "My face is tired" and Autistic FemRyder. Moreover, the animation team was also supposedly in-experienced, so it was a combination of actual lack of talent and intentional sabotage creating an unholy symphony of cringe to the sound of "I'M ONLY HUMAN".

I don't think so because the men's faces looked as good as the actors.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was because of pajeets that the average male human heigth is like 5'6

 

[PAM Cooking Spray]

the closest thing to combat joan of arc saw was beheading captives

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I wanted to give Troonguard a shot just for the lols, since it's free an all, but I just can't force myself to do it.
Maybe in a few months time some mods will come out from the undergounds and make it a little less faggy.

 

[Overly Serious]

Once weapons become involved then skill begins to take precedence over physical strength. Most medieval soldiers weren't especially well-trained. Could be - like in England where for a time, every man was required to do a certain amount of practice with a bow each Sunday. But generally it's people with a modest amount of backyard practice with your mates waving metal implements at each other. A woman properly trained in swordsmanship taking down even larger guys is not necessarily unrealistic. The reason you don't see armies made up of women historically is for the societal and evolutionary reasons others have already mentioned. Women are more valuable than men, in general. That and because most historical armies aren't super well trained but fall back on aggression and brute strength for the most part, with the skill making a difference more in the commander's use of tactics and enforcing discipline than amongst the soldiery.

All that to say I'm totally fine with seeing a female warrior as a protagonist. The poster saying it was unrealistic to have a wholly female clergy (given celibacy) has more of a valid point than saying there shouldn't be female warriors.

And if there are female warriors skilled and important enough to have crafted armour, then yes - it should have room for boobs. The unrealistic part would be super-cinched in at the waist which with actual metal in reality, would severely hinder ability to lean or twist - both of which you really want not to be hindered if you're trying to get maximum power behind a sword blow.

 

[El-ahrairah]

SPOILER if you romance the dapper necromancer.

Spoiler: SPOILER

He's not human. He's... wait, how does one fuck that thing?!!

Vid here to avoid thumbnail spoilage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsMNvW__DPw&ab_channel=NaughtyGaming

If they were going to just put straight up Vincent Price in the game they should have at LEAST given him the voice. All these faggots wanna bang Ratigan and he doesn’t even have the best part?



I mean I guess if he’s a skeleton he doesn’t have a dick either but I was referring to the voice.

 

[Deus Exica]

No wait, wait, don't tell me, lemme guess: you have a lot of exes, right?

Just your mom. Sorry I couldn't be the father figure you desperately needed.

But suspension of disbelief doesn't mean I have to put up with them being put in bikini armor.

Simply put, nobody cares what you think because women will always find something to complain about. Games are entirely designed from the ground up to not objectify or look aesthetically appealing to men at all because of constant bitching exactly like this. Rather than simply say "I don't care for it." You frame it like it's an objective evil to have boob armor in a game, which is gay and stupid and annoying and if it doesn't appeal to women if it's there it is probably a good thing anyway because you guys ruined videogames and should kindly excuse yourself from the entire hobby in repentance.

the obsession with insisting this game is selling well or even breaking records feels like cult behavior
EA spent $120m

To say nothing of how many times development was rebooted. It sounds like they made this game like three times. You have to imagine that 120 million is low-balling it if you factor those in.

I'm totally fine with seeing a female warrior as a protagonist

I don't genuinely think anyone cares about seeing women warriors in their fantasy games, I don't either. What I don't like is this idea that making armor that accentuates a feminine form is some kind of net negative because fat cows can't take it seriously.