💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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StyrofoamFridge said:
I am changing my vote from Tammy Slaton to Other (Eugenia Cooney) in the Deathfat Derby: Race For The Sky Biscuit.

Eugenia's health and weight is getting worse and she's approaching 30. Her ass is literally blue, rotting from the inside. She is the antithesis to a deathfat, but I think it would be funny if such a skinny legend snatches the race from our big gorls. Our gorls, in large, always complain about coming 2nd to skinny women. I wonder what they will think of all the attention Skeletor will inevitably get, because she is definitely not long for this world.
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It'll be interesting to see who goes first, Eugenia or the Lich Queen.
 
Can Jack be considered an honorary contestant in the running? He's not a Deathfat forum member, but it seems to me only because his cooking channel and familial drama are a bigger (pun intended) component to his cowdom than weight. Otherwise, he's an obese food addict with multiple strokes and heart attacks to his name, all with absolutely no dietary adjustments or self-reflection resulting therefrom.
 
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crowabunga said:
Can Jack be considered an honorary contestant in the running? He's not a Deathfat forum member, but it seems to me only because his cooking channel and familial drama are a bigger (pun intended) component to his cowdom than weight. Otherwise, he's an obese food addict with multiple strokes and heart attacks to his name, all with absolutely no dietary adjustments or self-reflection resulting therefrom.
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he's fat yeah, but he's not hamplanet fat, more of a general american fat, Jack looks like he could probably still run and crawl around with relative ease if he was being chased.
 
My money is still on Tam, because you can't undo all that damage you've done to yourself on that point. Even if she really tries (God bless her in that case).
 
I was team Jen and of course, I had to go with Tam Tam, when Jen met The Cheese Maker. I just watched a Simply Sara video and I feel eating a regular diet of weenies floating in grape jelly has turned my vote to her. Her breathing sounds positively swampy and labored. Just saying.
 
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lol and this is with filters???
 
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