💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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i decided sara potter, the least deserving. the reaper just took jen so it needs to even out a bit. also i figure if her diet doesn't kill her, her hoard will in some way.
 
I'm gonna stick with my original vote of Simply Sara. She seems to be living on iced cakes and dips made of whole jars of mayo lately, she has weird scabs and cuts all over her arms and scalp that don't seem to heal at all, she has the same kind of nails Jen had towards the end (COPD telltale sign), and their house looks to be hoarded worse than ever from what little you can see in the background. Juliana does look like a corpse already, but she has youth on her side.
 
My vote is for Juliana. I'd say that Tam Tam is next but TLC must've made a horcrux with her or somethin'. How the hell did she survive Covid otherwise? Juliana meanwhile doesn't have the shield of soul sucking execs with a strong investment on her to worry about losing. She just gets fatter and fatter in a house she was already far too big for, and is taking T. I just wish that I didn't have to select "other" in the poll.
 
Casting my vote while I still can, changing to Tammy for this round. Let's see which croaks first, us or the deathfat.
 
I'm on Team Tam Tam again. She disappointed me last round, but my gorl Tammy will surely eat her way to the gold.

If Chantal's new husband manages to get a life insurance policy on her, she's fucked. But I can't imagine insurance adjusters being that stupid.
 
Clotso Coof said:
If Chantal's new husband manages to get a life insurance policy on her, she's fucked. But I can't imagine insurance adjusters being that stupid.
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Fat Alex Rodriguez recently released a video about being outright denied a life insurance policy due to "build", Gunt isn't getting one either
 
I am incredibly retardedly late. Just stopping in to belatedly rip Jen, my personal pick.

Yunno. I thought I'd have something thought out to say. Like, "well. It's happened." Or, "You guys think gene threw cheese at her coffin?" Or "who do you think she left her chaffle maker to?"

I'm much to late for all that tho. Now, I must wonder to myself who will.be next?

Chantal because necked because salad locked food away from her?

Nick? Because, Jesus he's gone downhill the past 2 years.

Tammy? Who is engaged apparently? Lol

Or, simply Sarah? Who seems to just have dumb luck like chantal.

Oh. And that boogie guy has cancer. Hmmm.
 
Boogie's cancer isn't the kind of cancer that usually kills people. He's just being an attention whore. He's still more likely to die from being a fatass and looking at that risk he's behind the deathfat ladies.

Tammy is the next one to go.
 
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