💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[glass_houses]

I am changing my vote from Tammy Slaton to Other (Eugenia Cooney) in the Deathfat Derby: Race For The Sky Biscuit.

Eugenia's health and weight is getting worse and she's approaching 30. Her ass is literally blue, rotting from the inside. She is the antithesis to a deathfat, but I think it would be funny if such a skinny legend snatches the race from our big gorls. Our gorls, in large, always complain about coming 2nd to skinny women. I wonder what they will think of all the attention Skeletor will inevitably get, because she is definitely not long for this world.

It'll be interesting to see who goes first, Eugenia or the Lich Queen.

 

[Obestiary]

They're so fat, when they talk to themselves, it's a long-distance call.

 

[crowabunga]

Can Jack be considered an honorary contestant in the running? He's not a Deathfat forum member, but it seems to me only because his cooking channel and familial drama are a bigger (pun intended) component to his cowdom than weight. Otherwise, he's an obese food addict with multiple strokes and heart attacks to his name, all with absolutely no dietary adjustments or self-reflection resulting therefrom.

 

[Crungass]

Can Jack be considered an honorary contestant in the running? He's not a Deathfat forum member, but it seems to me only because his cooking channel and familial drama are a bigger (pun intended) component to his cowdom than weight. Otherwise, he's an obese food addict with multiple strokes and heart attacks to his name, all with absolutely no dietary adjustments or self-reflection resulting therefrom.

he's fat yeah, but he's not hamplanet fat, more of a general american fat, Jack looks like he could probably still run and crawl around with relative ease if he was being chased.

 

[Slur Generator]

he's fat yeah, but he's not hamplanet fat, more of a general american fat, Jack looks like he could probably still run and crawl around with relative ease if he was being chased.

he waddles and had multiple heart attacks. He is not long for this world.

 

[stupid frog]

Jack got front page for almost dying,, he's not even in Deathfats, and imo we never got a proper poll for round 2 anyway. Don't guys have their own death poll too?

 

[Trombonista]

I switched my vote to Anna.

 

[Itspinklava]

I switched my vote to Anna.

Me too. My money was always on Tam Tam until Jen died. Now that TLC funded her weight loss, Anna is looking much more likely to be next.

 

[Honeybadger v2]

My money is still on Tam, because you can't undo all that damage you've done to yourself on that point. Even if she really tries (God bless her in that case).

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

We really need Juliana as an option on the poll

 

[ShitPeanut]

Another fat influencer has bit the dust. Brittany Sauer passed to the big KFC in the sky at the ripe old age of 28. https://www.slmcfh.com/obituary/Brittany-Sauer. Her insta: https://www.instagram.com/sickandtiredofweighting/

 

[Fupastank]

I was team Jen and of course, I had to go with Tam Tam, when Jen met The Cheese Maker. I just watched a Simply Sara video and I feel eating a regular diet of weenies floating in grape jelly has turned my vote to her. Her breathing sounds positively swampy and labored. Just saying.

 

[Darleeen]

Other being Hungry Fat Chick.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Other being Hungry Fat Chick.

She was discussed in Alan Roberts' latest livestream and she looks very poorly. She might indeed be next.

 

[ScooterQueen]

After seeing Juliana as of late, changing my vote to “other” for her. That testosterone really seems to be increasing her chances

 

[Wonder dong]

There are a handful of contenders.
1) Hungry fat chick
2) Simply Sara
3) Comfybitchtravels
4) Shitterntaters
5) The Tam beast

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

There are a handful of contenders.
1) Hungry fat chick
2) Simply Sara
3) Comfybitchtravels
4) Shitterntaters
5) The Tam beast

I'm putting my latest bet on HFC. She has gone Jen-level. Hospitalized for FAT, returns, and hasn't changed a thing.

 

[CalderaScar]

Juliana already looks like a corpse of late, which has given me pause. But I'm sticking to the equation of oldest plus fattest equals deadest. My money is on Ash.

 

[stupid frog]

lol and this is with filters???

 

[LonesomeDud]

I really think the next one is going to be J from Corissa's thread. I think she's going to die of a broken heart, and that feels very unsatisfying to me.