💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Super Collie]

That and see what cinema snob or nostalgia critic would say

NC's review would just be twenty minutes of reaction faces and staged dumbfoundedness over the same 90 seconds of Cool Cat footage.

Moviebob is the lolcow I want to see take on Cool Cat.

 

[theobservdr]

But more importantly has anyone been able to snag copies of the books?

 

[Jaiman]

But more importantly has anyone been able to snag copies of the books?

One of the books is available along with the DVD and poster, not sure about the rest though.

Also,

 

[Marvin]

Also,
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Now I'm imagining Daddy Derek with a Cool Cat hand puppet and he just sits there all day talking to his hand.

 

[Cave]

What's strange is his belief that Cool Cat is actually real. Cool Cat is someone Derek has to shelter from the world.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

I cant see him apologizing either,he takes himself and his work too serious.

What part of jumping around in a furry costume screaming "I love all kids" and rapping about how you love to "boogie-woogie" is not serious

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

What's strange is his belief that Cool Cat is actually real. Cool Cat is someone Derek has to shelter from the world.

So...

Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of much debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of rage, going so far as to hex her with the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha[5].

In all seriousness, though, I wonder how long Derek is gonna coast on his popularity for Cool Cat. I imagine he thinks, much like Chris, that Cool Cat actually has a huge fanbase with a bunch of detractors and trolls, but making DVDs and consulting lawyers for how best to file copyright strikes on "punks" that "steal his material" probably costs a hell of a lot more than crayola and budget printer paper. Living on irony only lasts as long as the Internet's attention span, and the Internet is very fickle and prone to forget. I would love to see the chimpout when his moment in the limelight is up and the Cool Cat sales all dry up.

 

[Cave]

So...



In all seriousness, though, I wonder how long Derek is gonna coast on his popularity for Cool Cat. I imagine he thinks, much like Chris, that Cool Cat actually has a huge fanbase with a bunch of detractors and trolls, but making DVDs and consulting lawyers for how best to file copyright strikes on "punks" that "steal his material" probably costs a hell of a lot more than crayola and budget printer paper. Living on irony only lasts as long as the Internet's attention span, and the Internet is very fickle and prone to forget. I would love to see the chimpout when his moment in the limelight is up and the Cool Cat sales all dry up.

Regardless of how long he tries to remain popular, Derek still looks like a huge faggot.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I see your fan art, and respond with this.

Spoiler: COOL CAT REVENGANCE: HE'S GOING TO SAVE THOSE FUCKING KIDS :tyceknife:

 

[Burned Man]

I see your fan art, and respond with this.

Spoiler: COOL CAT REVENGANCE: HE'S GOING TO SAVE THOSE FUCKING KIDS :tyceknife:

Butch the Bully used to play college ball you know. Derek would be Boris and Eric Estrada and Vivica would be the support team.

 

[VLAD]

I see your fan art, and respond with this.

Spoiler: COOL CAT REVENGANCE: HE'S GOING TO SAVE THOSE FUCKING KIDS :tyceknife:

RULES OF SANDBOX

 

[Luminous Being]

Dear diary, his twitter account just keeps gaining followers. He's at 2365 as of me writing this and I shall try to keep track of the comings and goings on his profile. Something is afoot!

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

I see your fan art, and respond with this.

We're in:

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Do actual living children like Cool Cat, or just adult autists?

 

[GS 281]

Do actual living children like Cool Cat, or just adult autists?

Autists

 

[Aquinas]

so uh, i heard you guys liked Cool Cat.

 

[ASoulMan]

I love how they didn't bother to give Cool Cat eyelids when he had nightmares, but thought they were necessary when Butch kicked down his sandcastle. Also, this expression gets me every time:

The eyebrows make up the only expressions that Cool Cat has.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I love how they didn't bother to give Cool Cat eyelids when he had nightmares, but thought they were necessary when Butch kicked down his sandcastle. Also, this expression gets me every time:

The eyebrows make up the only expressions that Cool Cat has.

And they look so out of place compared to all the rest of the suit.

 

[Jaiman]

I love how they didn't bother to give Cool Cat eyelids when he had nightmares, but thought they were necessary when Butch kicked down his sandcastle. Also, this expression gets me every time:

The eyebrows make up the only expressions that Cool Cat has.

I like how it's used before Butch even comes back to bully Cool Cat.

"Fuck sandcastles!!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I like how it's used before Butch even comes back to bully Cool Cat.

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"Fuck sandcastles!!"

That expression makes Cool Cat look like the bully.

Now I want to see a movie where he is one. And Butch is the one trying to save the neighborhood from this creepy humanoid cat thing and his insane dad.