🎭 Dramacow Cricketman123 / Sam Marshal - Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother

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trombonista said:
Does he have a problem with adoption?
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His problem seems to be that no one will let him. So close to British Connor...
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Smutley said:
His problem seems to be that no one will let him. So close to British Connor...
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I think the stereotype of women obsessing over their childbearing years is being replaced with autists obsessing over their childbearing years (or potential children).
 
Rabbit Bones said:
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I love when spurgs think they're too good to date other spurgs
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I was just going to call this shit out too but I didn't want to look like an a-log if he ended up never saying it. Of course he has unnaturally high standards while at the same time acknowledging he looks like a potato being eaten by fire ants.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Just get a thimble and some beige concealer and boom, you're done.
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Only the dude in the Beatles wig looks mildly normal. I don't think anyone told the girl in the maroon shirt than stripes are not slimming.
The one with the white sucker looks like should be the hambeast's equally unattractive sister.
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The other five still look spergy like hell, but compared to Sam, they come across as semi-normal. He could try to hook up with stripes girl or chubby skirt girl if he worked on his body language, did something about his acne AND STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIS PICKLE.
 
His youtube stuff is just terribly boring with an obvious tinge of autism. Nothing impressive there. But still, I sense great potential in this one. At first I thought he was just a sadcow, but in the beginning I might have thought the same of CWC.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up the same place in the end- and by that I mean non-passing in a women's bathroom taking selfies.

Also not sure sure why everyone wants to see his microdong but I'm sure it will get released evenually the way he's going with honest content so far.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
I don't think I've ever seen this many Kiwis demand pictures of a man's penis.
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In this case it's because this particular cow is literally talking shit about his own dick. It's too small, doesn't get hard, is always flabby, apparently has a weird smell, and doesn't get over 2-3 inches even when hard...and when it is hard apparently the skin still flops over it.

When a dick is so broken and gross that even the owner of the dick is scared of it...other people want to see it too. Morbid curiosity at its finest.
 
Dr.Research said:
With him admitting he won't consider dating an autistic, AKA the only chick he would ever get, he deserves to be alone.

I'll never get how these guys simultaneously think they're too good for some women but also concede how flawed and unlikable they are.
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It's because they don't think they themselves are dumb, per se. Just "different." I don't know if that's a bleed over effect from this generation's "everybody gets a sticker for participation" or "everyone's a winner here" obsession, but it probably has a lot to do with. Add to that fact, they don't understand human evaluation and social/mating rating scales. All scales are different to all people and all mean different things but the base line comprehension that these people lack is that someone on welfare or disability is not going to just suddenly catch a handsome man or a beautiful woman at the top of their profession.

Smutley said:
His problem seems to be that no one will let him. So close to British Connor...
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Can't we just call him BritCon for short? They're basically two sides of the same coin at this point.
 
Dr.Research said:
With him admitting he won't consider dating an autistic, AKA the only chick he would ever get, he deserves to be alone.

I'll never get how these guys simultaneously think they're too good for some women but also concede how flawed and unlikable they are.
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He also claimed part of that is due to his toothpick dick.

And in all honesty, I doubt even an autistic chick would want to be with him.
 
The Fool said:
I was just going to call this shit out too but I didn't want to look like an a-log if he ended up never saying it. Of course he has unnaturally high standards while at the same time acknowledging he looks like a potato being eaten by fire ants.
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It's definitely an autism thing.

Several years back I was regular to an aspie support group, held once a month. End of year meeting, what do people want the group to do when the group starts back up again? I'd been going for quite a few months, but I was the only regular woman. On the rare occasions another woman would attend she didn't come back. So I put my hand up and suggested trying to get more women in the group, make it a bit more welcoming. They kicked the suggestion around half halfheartedly for a few minutes before telling me that I should just start my own separate group.

The next suggestion came from a man who asked whether there could be more focus on learning dating skills, and I quote, "How to find a woman who understands me and won't take my money or betray me".

It'd obviously never occurred to him that a bath, a shave, and wearing clothes that weren't riddled with holes would be a great place to start. And it didn't occur to his brothers in arms either, as the wave of sympathetic, self pitying whinnying started and kept on and on.

I haven't been back.

I think a lot of the time, these blokes just don't have much by way of self awareness. Okay, they know their physical faults. Okay, they know they've varying forms of social interaction disabilities. But there's a complete lack of comprehension that it's a two way street. They have to be attractive as well. But instead of whining that they're insert-physical-inadequacy here, or poor, or have bad social skills and that's why no one likes them, they have to realise that there's a hell of a lot more depth to this kind of shit. Women, as far as they're concerned, are completely two dimensional. They can't get dates because women don't like them. Women are too picky. Women are stuck up. Women don't understand them. They've a complete lack of comprehension that women are, like all most :optimistic:some:optimistic: humans, complex social creatures with their own personalities and histories.

These men basically just sit around and whine about how bad their life is. And invariably, if a woman does end up talking to them for more than just five minutes they're completely convinced that she's talking to them because she's attracted to them, as opposed to simply being happy to find someone who knows about xxxx and talking about xxxx is enjoyable. Having one of these idiots latch onto you can be excruciating and no little creepy. And when you finally get through to them that you want them to back the fuck off, they invariably slink away, disgusted and pissed off that they'd been led on again, and the next day there's a 20 000 word essay posted to a forum about how awful and manipulative and cruel you are.

Ultimately, these guys are just as two dimensional as they think women are. It's pathetic. And it's a major problem down in a large part to the internet. Support groups are fantastic, but for any kind of group there's a certain amount of group think, where they reinforce each other's point of view instead of trying to look at it a different way. Thirty, twenty, or even ten years ago they would have had no other option but to go out and meet IRL. But daylight hurts their eyes, and besides, they want to talk to their friends on the internet who are the only ones who understand.

As for the micro penis, it sounds like he's just outside of the standard range and just has a really small dick. But if he can't get properly erect he might turn out to be a grower as opposed to a shower. But he'll never know unless he goes to a urologist. Also, there are other ways of having sex besides sticking it in, oral, fingerbanging, toys etc. It might not be as satisfying to a lot of people, but he sure as hell doesn't have much by way of choice.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
The other five still look spergy like hell, but compared to Sam, they come across as semi-normal. He could try to hook up with stripes girl or chubby skirt girl if he worked on his body language, did something about his acne AND STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIS PICKLE.
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Yeah but then he's gonna whip out a micro dick when things get heavy and she's gonna be maaaaaaad. I mean maybe he could get a strap on because at that point a dildo or something would be better.
 
If only homeboy could get this many people interested in his pecker in real life...
 
Dr.Research said:
With him admitting he won't consider dating an autistic, AKA the only chick he would ever get, he deserves to be alone.

I'll never get how these guys simultaneously think they're too good for some women but also concede how flawed and unlikable they are.
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Rabbit Bones said:
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I love when spurgs think they're too good to date other spurgs
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This shit made me go from sad to mad in 6 seconds flat.
Cue Chris and his "other slow in the minds are windows to hell" reference. How can he wallow in so much misery and still be so stuck up? And all smug wrong planet posters should be damn glad they're verbal/high functioning.
 
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