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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.

You're 21. Why on earth do you need your parents approval for every little thing?
 
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Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.
You mean the resume you completed a month ago and half-assed? And then people here took it upon themselves to redo for you so it was actually decent? The resume's already finished, Connor.
 
It's basic math. Mathematics in general has bothered me since childhood. I've gotten over the fear that I had for it a long time ago. I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.

Connor, you said you are on spring break. It would be prudent for you to hand our resumes while you have this time. You're reaching the point where the job pool is about to shrink for graduation. Seriously.
 
Connor, if you can't take the heat and you don't want to change, just shmaltz on down to Wrong Planet where the other autists will pat your ass just the way you like it. That's why you go there, no?
 
So Conner, do you remember that I suggested tutoring at your college?I don't know if your college does it the same way mine does, but not only could you get some extra bucks working, but the math tutors could help you with homework while you're waiting for someone to show up. I was working as a history tutor and I had hardly anyone come in for that, so I just spent my time working on math. There was always someone in the math lab around to help me if I got stuck. I recently got promoted to receptionist so I have a lot less free time, but I do get paid a bit more. So stick around, you might get a better job even!

Also, I haven't finished my damn resume either, but I think the real trick is to tailor it to the job you want. You could make a bare skeleton of a resume and save that, and just modify it depending on what position you're applying for.
 
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