🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Coster]

Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.

You are 21. You are 21. You are 21.

 

[Ruin]

Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.

You're 21. Why on earth do you need your parents approval for every little thing?

 

[DN 420]

4: Calm
During this phase (which is often considered an element of the honeymoon/reconciliation phase), the relationship is relatively calm and peaceable. During this period the abuser may agree to engage in counseling, ask for forgiveness, and create a normal atmosphere.

 

[KingofManga420]

Um, I literally just congratulated you on acting like an adult for a minute, but thanks for completely disregarding that.

I don't get why people even try at this point.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.

You mean the resume you completed a month ago and half-assed? And then people here took it upon themselves to redo for you so it was actually decent? The resume's already finished, Connor.

 

[Dalish]

It's basic math. Mathematics in general has bothered me since childhood. I've gotten over the fear that I had for it a long time ago. I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.

Connor, you said you are on spring break. It would be prudent for you to hand our resumes while you have this time. You're reaching the point where the job pool is about to shrink for graduation. Seriously.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't get why people even try at this point.

That's why I am no longer offering advice. I am merely here to observe. & draw shitty pictures.

 

[Connor Bible]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

So? Fuck them.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

Fuck 'em.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Well, what's in it for me, you fucking scumbag?

Hey connor remember when you said "this time i'm turning my act around" Like just last week?

 

[XH 502]

Alright. I'll work on my resume this week, but I'll ask my mother and father about it first.

You know some larger companies don't require you to have a formal resume. All you need to do is fill out their online form.

Look at what I found on Indeed. Just go to the site and fill out the blank information:

Staples - Copy and Print Associate
Lowes - Seasonal Position
McDonalds - Crew

 

[Coster]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

You are 21. You are 21. You are 21.

 

[Connor Bible]

You want me to play dirty, don't you?

 

[Ruin]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

Again you do realize as a legal adult you have some some degree of autonomy right?

 

[Smutley]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

Your mother sounds kind of domineering. Is this a new thing for her?

 

[DN 420]

My parents, especially my mother, won't react kindly to me shipping out a resume and getting a job without their knowledge.

go fucking volunteer at the library already.

 

[Connor Bible]

Your mother sounds kind of domineering. Is this a new thing for her?

I've been under her thumb for twenty one years.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Connor, if you can't take the heat and you don't want to change, just shmaltz on down to Wrong Planet where the other autists will pat your ass just the way you like it. That's why you go there, no?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

So Conner, do you remember that I suggested tutoring at your college?I don't know if your college does it the same way mine does, but not only could you get some extra bucks working, but the math tutors could help you with homework while you're waiting for someone to show up. I was working as a history tutor and I had hardly anyone come in for that, so I just spent my time working on math. There was always someone in the math lab around to help me if I got stuck. I recently got promoted to receptionist so I have a lot less free time, but I do get paid a bit more. So stick around, you might get a better job even!

Also, I haven't finished my damn resume either, but I think the real trick is to tailor it to the job you want. You could make a bare skeleton of a resume and save that, and just modify it depending on what position you're applying for.