🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.
Trust me, you can stand to put something on your resumé, even if it's minimum wage or volunteer for less than 20 hours a week, it's really good to get connections who can vouch for you when you want big boy jobs.
 
Nope. you're 21, you've waited long enough. You can submit resumes online and your online right now talking with us.

Yeah man. I was here back in January. We were talking about the exact same thing. You say that math class is really hard, but in general you don't have too much going on in your life. Getting a job would do you good.
 
I came here to hang out with you guys, not get lectured.
If this was seriously what you wanted, you'd get a VPN and create a new account. Granted knowing you, you'd out yourself as Connor pretty quickly and it would just be a waste of time.
 
I came here to hang out with you guys, not get lectured.

(sigh)

MEGA_FACEPALMbig.jpg
 
I came here to hang out with you guys, not get lectured.

So now that you want to play nice do we get an apology for all the horrible things you said about us and in particular, an apology for the venom you spewed at female forum members?
 
I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.

You have one class. Not even the most advanced math class is going to take up all of your time. My brother is getting his doctorate in math, he's doing a full course load, and he still has plenty of time to hang with his friends and be involved with a bunch of campus activities.

You have the time to look for a job right now.

It's easy. Look, I just did a search on Indeed for part-time work in Port Royal. So many options!
 
Back
Top Bottom