🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor's voice doesn't suit him.

Also, I find it very amusing to hear that posh British-sounding voice swearing a lot. ;p
 
Reflux said:
I'm pretty new to Connor's drama so this is the first time I've heard him speak, but not only did I not expect this, I expected a more nasally voice dripping with smugness and resentment. Connor just sounds bored and apathetic. For someone with memorable quotes such as "FUCKY YOU" and the nuking quote I expected someone with more passion in their voice. In a way it's sad, but at the same time, I guess I shouldn't expect anything better to come from Connor.
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Everyone knows autistics are incapable of emotion. :alog:
In all seriousness, I think his flat affect IS a result of the 'tism & is only compounded by his isolation. Think of how CWC used to talk, like in his first YouTube video addressing ED.
 
I just had to listen to the Skype call since Connor told me Master Disaster was being a 'stuck up asshole Brit throughout the conversation,' and I have to say that the conversation did not disappoint. It was a really great listen though, it's the first time I've heard Connor's voice and I too am surprised by just how deep and normal sounding it is.

I definitely can't see Connor writing this piece for Master Disaster anymore however. Especially now, he probably correctly, believes that no matter what we'll all tear it apart anyway.
 
Connor please I'm trying everything I can to make this relationship work and you wont even notice me please you are DESTROYING this relationship
 
I have nothing to add, because whatever I say is going to be misinterpreted or edited into whatever you wish. @Karen Riley , it's best that we just book it. There's nothing to gain. We're simply adding fuel to the fire and feeding the freaks.
 
Chicken Dippers said:
I disagree. Kiwis aren't inhuman monsters whose entire raison d'etre is to ruin Connor's day. I think if he actually did some writing, he'd get a fair amount of praise, even if it wasn't great.
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I've read the whole thread and any time Connor has posted his writing he's had his fair share of people shooting him down and attacking his writing without being constructive. So much that often mods have had to post to remind people that instantly dismissing him achieves nothing. I personally have seen him being given some great advice but I can see why he'd be put off writing, Connor actually told me word for word there that no matter what he writes he believes the forums members will attack him regardless.
 
Chicken Dippers said:
I'll admit that I haven't read through the entire thread, although that surprises me a bit.
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The thread was actually largely inactive during the late Summer because the majority of posters felt like it had devolved into every post saying "Connor, you suck and here's a list of reasons why,' that essentially said the same thing over and over again.
 
Connor Bible said:
I have nothing to add, because whatever I say is going to be misinterpreted or edited into whatever you wish. @Karen Riley , it's best that we just book it. There's nothing to gain. We're simply adding fuel to the fire and feeding the freaks.
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Of course you have nothing to add. you've been living off the same excuses for so long that you've literally taken them to heart as legitimate. We don't misinterpret your whiny ass, either; we're the only fucking friends you have. I didn't 'edit' one thing about that interview. Everything you said was you admitting your own faults. So if you're genuinely done with all this then stop asking for a fucking perma-ban and just delete your profile.
No?
See you next week.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Of course you have nothing to add. you've been living off the same excuses for so long that you've literally taken them to heart as legitimate. We don't misinterpret your whiny ass, either; we're the only fucking friends you have. I didn't 'edit' one thing about that interview. Everything you said was you admitting your own faults. So if you're genuinely done with all this then stop asking for a fucking perma-ban and just delete your profile.
No?
See you next week.
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How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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We talk trash right to your face you fuckin idiot.
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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Isn't that what you did to that one real life friend of yours? The one you accused of being a bible-thumper? Remember that?
 
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