🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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I never once told you to give up on your goals. I wanted you to write, I even encouraged it. Your problem is you love passing off the blame because then you don't feel responsible for failing at all. You posted that AlphaBoy shit and how many people told you to give up writing? How many? All I saw were suggestions for improving, you sub-normal hump. The only, and I fucking mean ONLY reason anyone here gives you shit is because you're a wishy-washy little bitch with a million excuses, zero drive, zero ambition and give absolutely no effort in anything you do.
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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Lol lazy fat fag
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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Sometimes I feel Null does it that way so he can sell all our posts and information to any shady internet dataminer who will pay in bitcoins.
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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I'm not your friend because you can't dance, and if you can't dance, well, you're no friend of mine.
 
Connor Bible said:
How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.
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You're a whiny fat faggeaux
 
MasterDisaster said:
All right @Connor Bible I didn't release this before because you seemed so enthusiastic to follow through on the project I gave you. I thought 'boy, maybe he can redeem himself just a little' so I sat on this thinking you'd follow through.
...Boy I should have fucking known better. So here it is, unedited (because I'm so busy with work), my interview with Connor.

Son, I am disappoint.

(I apologize for the clicking sound; I was on my shit laptop.) Here's a fun game, too: see how many Connorism's you can pick out from the conversation!
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Are you secretly ForeverPandering?

This actually reminds me a lot of phone calls with Chris, with Connor just saying 'mhm' and pretending he's taking in advice.
 
Connor you should get some weights, I've heard of this really good one that can help you called a kettle bell. You should get one.
 
Pikonic said:
Look at this jackass with his squiggly bullshit letters.
You don't need the faggy French bullshit, stop being a try hard.
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Could be an autocorrect.

Anyway, Connor, why haven't you tried to rewrite ANYTHING you've posted or restart it? I remember when you were still all about Redesigning Eva or whatever, you didn't correct any of the more glaring errors or gave up the delusion that it was a "novel for adults" or something. Several people said that it could still work as a YA novel, and you didn't budge when it was clearly pointed out that you basically plagiarized Silence of the Lambs, including the hilariously insensitive move of turning a character who was African-American into a literal talking gorilla.

It's this refusal to see your mistakes as to WHY people are calling you a whiner.

(Edit: I discovered the word filter that goes to "fucking LOLCOW" by accident)
 
MysticMisty said:
@Connor Bible Please tell me why you feel that you've outgrown video games. Some of us (myself included) are older than you and we still love to play video games.
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I'll save you the trouble. He didn't 'outgrow' them. He's not allowed to play them. He's already super lazy so the last thing they want him doing is sitting around all day playing games. That's why he's not allowed on Facebook cause he just probably plays Farmville all day.
 
Karen Riley said:
The thread was actually largely inactive during the late Summer because the majority of posters felt like it had devolved into every post saying "Connor, you suck and here's a list of reasons why,' that essentially said the same thing over and over again.
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There's not much to be said given that the thread has turned into Connor "leaving" for a few days and then coming back in an edgy autistic blaze of glory and then leaving again.
Karen Riley said:
I've read the whole thread and any time Connor has posted his writing he's had his fair share of people shooting him down and attacking his writing without being constructive.
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Gotta disagree with you there. People haven't just been attacking his writing, he just doesn't listen to people's advice. It should be expected that people are gonna criticize your writing when it's incredibly unoriginal. The protagonist is an anorexic Molly Ringwald and then there's the Gendo Ikari + Hannibal Lector character. So the issue isn't people needlessly attacking Connor, he just has an ego and plays victim.
 
I agree and disagree. While there has been some people who have given Connor some wonderful advice any prospective writer would be lucky to have there has been times people have told him his writing is awful and that he should give it up without being constructive in the slightest.

I'm aware of Connor's blatant ripping off of certain concepts and that he has lots and lots of room to improve on. And equally aware that he has ignored some amazing advice in the past, I just can see why he's hesitant to post his writing for everybody to see on here considering the reactions I've seen in in the past.
 
MasterDisaster said:
I'll save you the trouble. He didn't 'outgrow' them. He's not allowed to play them. He's already super lazy so the last thing they want him doing is sitting around all day playing games. That's why he's not allowed on Facebook cause he just probably plays Farmville all day.
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He shouldn't be allowed on the internet often at all, without practical reason
that way he can get something done with his life
 
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