🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
A male symbol for an avatar? After a shooting. That's in very poor taste.
You do know that's one of the default avatars, yes? Unless you're about to go full SJW, I fail to see how that's offensive.
 
Have you ever finished a writing project? I'm a bit late for Alphaboy (if there was a spork, please tell me) but did Redesigning Eva ever get more chapters?
 
I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.
Who's your next obsession gonna be? Who else could fill in that void for you?
 
I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.
There's a really simple solution here. Stop consuming all media Molly appears in. This does not mean quit all movies and such, just ones featuring her. Also stop fantasizing about Molly (and her bellybutton) during masturbation.

So next time you feel like watching something featuring Molly, watch something similar without Molly that you like (or even something different). And when you're masturbating and Molly's face pops up, kick her out and keep that bellybutton anonymous. And set small goals for yourself. Don't just say you'll abstain from all things Molly Ringwald for three months. Just aim for one day. And then another day. You just might surprise yourself that way.
 
I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.

Her career still has more life in it than yours.
 
A male symbol for an avatar? After a shooting. That's in very poor taste.

I sincerely apologize to @MasterDisaster for not getting his story request done. I'm on my laptop right now, and the story is saved on my tablet. I do have good news... I am now three chapters and 3,918 words into Alphaboy.
Wait, what? How does a default avatar. . .what?

Furthermore, that's two writing challenges you've flaked out on---first @Meowthkip 's, now @MasterDisaster 's. I want to be happy you're doing more writing, but. . .come on, man.
BTW, Alphaboy will include a character named Dr. Felicia Frankenheimer as one of the villains. Believe it or not, she's a take that to none other than Molly Ringwald. That's payback for infecting my brain, woman!
Connor, you're. . .you're being really autistic again.
I am at a point now that I am getting sick and tired of her.
I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.
It really sounds like you're just buttmad at her for spurning you, dude.
 
Why Does Connor always decide to visit at such odd hours? I never get a chance to play with him :(
 
One of my mates posed the "What If?" question of, what if Connor decided to go 2000-era emo kid?

Shortly after a bit of photoshop elbow grease from them, we found our answer

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One of my mates posed the "What If?" question of, what if Connor decided to go 2000-era emo kid?

Shortly after a bit of photoshop elbow grease from them, we found our answer

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So he would be an avatar from IMVU?
 
Furthermore, that's two writing challenges you've flaked out on---first @Meowthkip 's, now @MasterDisaster 's. I want to be happy you're doing more writing, but. . .come on, man.

For comparison, Connor, the story I've been working on that I started while reading your thread? It's up to 46,632 words. And I've been going about it at a pretty sluggish pace for my liking. Like, really slow. I'm actually a bit frustrated with myself.

I hate to compare myself to you to claim my superiority like a common :alog:, but that's like 12 times the length with less than four chapters, and it's nowhere near the pace of output that a professional. You started this iteration of Alphaboy later, true, but how many words per day are you even averaging?

Not gonna punctuate that with any advice or anything, because you never listen to it. Just putting that out there. :trump:
 
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