Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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Oh, dear Lord, Chris as someone's boss... I don't know who put this idea in his head, but it is fucking awesome, and I expect it to produce hilarious results.
 
My transcript for the E-begging session has been added. Thank you to whoever allowed account creation on the CWCki. I'll add a transcript for this video too later.
 
4Macie said:
Not sure about vag-won-do, but I wouldn't put it past him.

And he says he's going to pay eat of them with 25% of the profits of the sales. But, of course, Chris isn't as great at numbers as he tries to tell us he is.

Chris is planning to have a lot of workers (10-100) who will do his bidding. How is he going to pay EACH of them 25% of the profits?
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The Knife said:
I wonder who picked out his outfit for him.
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4Macie said:
And he says he's going to pay eat of them with 25% of the profits of the sales. But, of course, Chris isn't as great at numbers as he tries to tell us he is.
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I think he probably means "25% of the profits from the Amiibos you customized yourself". Of course, he's probably only going to calculate the "profit" as being what someone paid for the Amiibo minus the cost of the Amiibo plus Playdoh/plasticine plus shipping, so enjoy that big fat nickle, essentially.
 
I'd sign up because it can't be any shittier than my last gig but then again there is the ever looming threat of being diddled by Chris so I'll pass
 
sasazuka said:
I think he probably means "25% of the profits from the Amiibos you customized yourself". Of course, he's probably only going to calculate the "profit" as being what someone paid for the Amiibo minus the cost of the Amiibo plus Playdoh/plasticine plus shipping, so enjoy that big fat nickle, essentially.
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Nobody wants fucking Amiibos.
 
So Chris is trying to dump his work obligations onto other people (sexy lesbians that he can sexually harass) so he can focus on the impossible task of transforming his male body into a sexy female one?
Seems completely reasonable and realistic.
 
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4Macie said:
Chris is planning to have a lot of workers (10-100) who will do his bidding. How is he going to pay EACH of them 25% of the profits?
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Thanks. I didn't seem the stream. But (obviously) at the three positions I saw, that would be equal profits for them all. And depending on how many boyfriend free girls apply, he is gonna need some more payday loans. I guess like console sales, take a loss originally...then keep losing if you want that China.
 
4Macie said:
Not sure about vag-won-do, but I wouldn't put it past him.

And he says he's going to pay eat of them with 25% of the profits of the sales. But, of course, Chris isn't as great at numbers as he tries to tell us he is.

Chris is planning to have a lot of workers (10-100) who will do his bidding. How is he going to pay EACH of them 25% of the profits?
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He should hire a lesbian financial mathematician for the numbers part of his business.
 
I kinda wanted to apply and see if I could get him to give me the go ahead to make an official CWC approved Sonich game for steam but then I realized how horrible it would be working for him and that he'd ask for like 75% of the profits I made for him (and I have a penis so he wouldn't hire me anyways)
 
"Entertainment" is right.

It'll be entertaining to see this blow up in his face as is the usual.
 
Apocalypso said:
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It's sad to know that once upon a time, Barb actually looked like a decent human being. Oh, there were the tales of her screwing around, but at least during half the day, she looked respectable. It's like as soon as Chris fell out of her crotch, everyone within the immediate family turned to shit overnight.
 
He is starting a business without any understanding of how a business functions, let alone how to get and hold down a job.

This should surprise no one: for years he made a comic while rarely reading any or grasping how to make a comic entertaining.

Essentially he is building an 'empire' on his willful ignorance.
 
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