Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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Chris's own fictional assistant hates her job. Ladies, do NOT leave Hollywood for this..
 
Cydonia said:
Okay, real talk. I know that Sega and Nintendo probably don't care about Sonichu enough to shut it down, but would they really let it fly if Chris tried to turn it into a business? I mean, it's one thing to peddle these things from your bedroom, but a whole other to run it on bigger scale.
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Chris likely envisions that the person (or people) he hires will do all of the work while he sits there and plays with legos and ps4, while occaisonally getting china from his employee(s). Once he realizes that starting a business is a lot more work than drawing one sonichu page per day, he will give up immediately and crash into slumber
 
Imagine Chris running a stereotypical office with like cubicles and stuff.
The main question is how he'd go bankrupt:
Mismanagement or dozens of sexual harassment lawsuits.
 
SEMPER FIDELIS TO 'THE ASSOCIATE'-- that was hilarious. You can't deny the infectious enthusiasm OPL belted this out with but even Chris seemed recognize it was totally ludicrous .... and yet he still read it out publicly, on cam and owned the content. Never change :lol:
 
Am I to assume that Sonichu Entertainment Of America enforces a mandatory 'free the nipple' policy for all of its female employees?
 
The_Doctor said:
Here is a quick rundown.
  1. I'm having trouble making your order's since you aren't giving me enough money, give me more money.
  2. Stress has been making my workload too hard.
  3. I am announcing "Sonichu Entertainment of America" which will be selling T-Shirts, Mug's and Hat's on Zazzle, he's apparently going to be hiring a team of people to do this from now on.
  4. He is going to be focusing all of his energy on his transition to a "True Female Lesbian", and apparently his boobs have gotten bigger, as well as working on the comics.
  5. Chris is going to be accepting applications for working for him soon, the employee's will get 25% of all profits from the new products.
  6. Oh, and the employee's will get access to employee slumber parties as Chris's house.
  7. Chris be hiring someone to look for a sweetheart on dating sites. And to help him learn how to fuck better.
  8. And shit about Autism.
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so in other words HIS WORKEN ON IT!
 
tardwrangler said:
ok so which one of you special individuals is gonna "troll" him with $1200 worth of amiibo purchases just to get him kicked off SSDI :epik:
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Would anybody be willing to keep that up for 12 months? The $1130 limit is in terms of monthly earnings.

Chances are, if he breaks the limit, it's not going to do anything if it's just for one month (unless it's like some sort of ungodly amount like $10000 or something). If isn't able to consistently make that much money throughout the year, they probably aren't going to recognize it as SGA.
 
In order to "hire" people Chris would have to pay them.

Maybe he can just take out another payday loan for his employees' salaries.

Sanae is a slut said:
Hypothetically speaking, if he hires four employees, he'll end up spending all his profits on paying them.
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That's only assuming Chris wouldn't break his word and refuse to pay them.
 
On one hand, Chris could make a decent amount of cash off of merch, at least in his prime, because so many people found his autism funny.

On the other, Chris isn't actually able to pull this off because of his autism.

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Sonichu of America is a train wreck waiting to happen. CWC can't even get out of bed in the morning without making a total hash of it, so how exactly can he hope to successfully launch a business?
 
CKO87 said:
Sonichu of America is a train wreck waiting to happen. CWC can't even get out of bed in the morning without making a total hash of it, so how exactly can he hope to successfully launch a business?
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That's if he actually understands what it takes to legally be considered a business by the government.
He'll probably just hand draw a logo, pass out fliers around Charlottesville and consider himself as legit as Nintendo or Sega.
 
Sanae is a slut said:
Would anybody be willing to keep that up for 12 months? The $1130 limit is in terms of monthly earnings.

Chances are, if he breaks the limit, it's not going to do anything if it's just for one month (unless it's like some sort of ungodly amount like $10000 or something). If isn't able to consistently make that much money throughout the year, they probably aren't going to recognize it as SGA.
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Exactly. Someone would have to spend $13,000 or more (because the expenses for the amiibos, Crayola Model Magic, etc., don't count) to troll Chris out of the tugboat.
 
This wont go anywhere. 99% of applicants will be trolls looking to get close to chris and the few serious ones will never get paid for their work
 
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