Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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99% of the video applications he gets are going to be weens screaming JULAAAYY! His delusions of grandeur are really getting out of hand if he believes he can start a thriving company with a bevy of hot lesbians in his employ, who will be satisfied with a payment of company sleepovers :\
 
This is definitely the most ambitious Chris has been in a while. Makes it all the more interesting to watch completely backfire.

But hey, maybe having a bunch of young women working in sonichu amiibo sweatshops with a fat autist who wants to bang them isn't such a bad investment. Ya'll investors be on the lookout.
 
He's announced an IPO.?! Does he even KNOW what that means?! Oh, wait of course not, talk about useless Penny Stocks!

edit: I think he said "pre-IPO", nm ... But gather up that investment money that IPO is going to go through the roof!
 
Tismo said:
This is definitely the most ambitious Chris has been in a while. Makes it all the more interesting to watch completely backfire.

But hey, maybe having a bunch of young women working in sonichu amiibo sweatshops with a fat autist who wants to bang them isn't such a bad investment. Ya'll investors be on the lookout.
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Did he even said how's he supposed to pay his worker's daily wages or is he expecting to E-Beg for that as well?
 
the LGBT,VHS, Lesbian,gay,bi,transgender,virgin,hermaphrodite,snowflake community. My sides, orbit. Also "I would be an equal opportunity type employer, or i would be but..." Finish that thought, but what? but for those DANG,DIRTY jerk males?
 
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He also needs a woman body guard to teach him "kuk fo" (aka kung fu), rape defense, and other self defense arts
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If Chris is looking for cuck-fu, he should be trying to hire Jake Rapp.

Also, did Chris say vaj-won-do?
Katolate said:
Did he even said how's he supposed to pay his worker's daily wages or is he expecting to E-Beg for that as well?
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He expects them to work on spec. Chris has tried in other venues to get people to work for him on the promise that Sonichu movies/tv shows/video games will be a huge hit, and then he can pay you back.
 
Marvin said:
If Chris is looking for cuck-fu, he should be trying to hire Jake Rapp.

Also, did Chris say vaj-won-do?

He expects them to work on spec. Chris has tried in other venues to get people to work for him on the promise that Sonichu movies/tv shows/video games will be a huge hit, and then he can pay you back.
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I can already see some women offering to work for free as an excuse to get closer and troll him to kingdom come and back.
 
So....how in the hell is Chris going to give an actual wage to anyone? Just a little while ago wasn't he begging people for money? Then again, I'm trying to apply logic with Chris.
 
This is at once the least Chris-like thing he's ever done and the most Chris-like thing. It'll be interesting to see what this ends up as when it falls like a house of cards.
 
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