Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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Someone should let Kengles know that Chris is looking to hire people to finish his orders. Then again, Kengle may have a stroke if Chris hired him. It's his dream job.
 
jawsome said:
He is starting a business without any understanding of how a business functions, let alone how to get and hold down a job.

This should surprise no one: for years he made a comic while rarely reading any or grasping how to make a comic entertaining.

Essentially he is building an 'empire' on his willful ignorance.
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No point in trying to talk him out of this. Tizzims gonna tizz, you know. Only thing we can do is watch and wait for the inevitable hilarious result, and then see how much mental gymnastics he makes to blame it all on everyone but himself.
 
4Macie said:
Not sure about vag-won-do, but I wouldn't put it past him.

And he says he's going to pay eat of them with 25% of the profits of the sales. But, of course, Chris isn't as great at numbers as he tries to tell us he is.

Chris is planning to have a lot of workers (10-100) who will do his bidding. How is he going to pay EACH of them 25% of the profits?
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I think he meant 25% of the profits from the merchandise you make. Otherwise, HONOR ROLL.
 
This was without a doubt one of the funniest CWC videos made in a long time. I lost my sides when he started talking about romancing his employees.
 
There is so MUCH STUFF behind Chris that I'm paying absolutely no attention to him and trying to decipher what each piece of junk is.
 
He's not asking for much with his employee. He's just asking her (sorry, I'd say him/her but it's clear what he wants) to be able to make amibos and medallions, to have the talent to design and produce a Sonichu television series, to help run his two online stores and to do the near impossible, organise sleepovers at Chris' house and finally get Chris an attractive lesbian sweetheart. He's not asking for much when you put it like that.

Anyways clearly this is another zany scheme Chris' manager has put onto him telling him it's a good plan that'll lead to him finally meeting his sweetheart. It's more him trying to screen for a girlfriend than it is for him to actually get an employee. It's kind of funny to consider that he's offering 25% of all sales as some sort of bait though, genuinely interested to see where he goes from here with this.
 
Pre-IPO :lol: Chris doesn't have a fucking clue what that means, nor most of what he said. What was the point of whoever put him up to this? It's so obviously written for Chris he didn't even bother to hide the script.
 
I couldn't sleep last night so I did this.

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DykesDykesChina said:
He should hire a lesbian financial mathematician for the numbers part of his business.
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Too bad Scott Steiner is not a lesbian
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Chris should get in touch with the Rapps who I heard are both looking for legal employment. Alison would be a great PR person for Sonichu and I think Jake already has some coaching business going on, so he'd be tasked with the sweetheart search and maybe even encourage Chris to explore his "hetero-flex" side.

Okay, real talk. I know that Sega and Nintendo probably don't care about Sonichu enough to shut it down, but would they really let it fly if Chris tried to turn it into a business? I mean, it's one thing to peddle these things from your bedroom, but a whole other to run it on bigger scale.
 
I'm so tempted to email with something. god chris you're making it too easy at this point
 
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