Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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Chis wants us to make memes, so let there be memes.
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4Macie said:
Romantic coordinator is a position. Because Christine is too busy to find a sweetheart, he needs someone to find him a girlfriend or two.. or more. You will also be teaching him more about lesbian sex positions
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The lovequest continues but now with a minder by his side.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
The lovequest continues but now with a minder by his side.
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The whole time Chris is talking about hiring people he's also hoping that they end up being his harem. He even mentions that there will be exclusive access to himself and that he would like relationships to blossom. Oh and the slumber parties. Don't forget he gets access to all your slumber parties.

The fact that Chris is hung up on these slumber parties proves that he really doesn't know what girls do IRL. He only knows from his vast porn collection.
 
"Whoever I employ must remind me of me... they must have an 8th grade reading level."

I don't know who wrote this script for Chris but good job on getting that line in.

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4Macie said:
The Big Announcement for those that can't watch right now:
  • Because of the growth of sales, he is unable to sustain fulfilling Sonichu sales.
  • Be patient if you ordered a book, he's unable to get those right now but HE WILL. Just be patient!
  • He's spreading himself too thin because of in life stress
  • Sonichu Entertainment of America; a media company - store on Zazzle (spelling?) tshirts, hats, and mugs and "many exciting new products"
  • Hiring a team of talented professionals BUT HE'S STILL THE OWNER AND THE CREATOR
  • But it'll let him continue his Male to Female Transition!! Two weeks and 1 inch increase in his bust.
  • He wants trustworthy women who are like him to apply for his new company. Men are ok but he really prefers women.
  • They must have an 8th grade reading level or higher
  • Even though he prefers women to apply he is an equal opportunity employer
  • ALL employees will receive 25% from profits/sales, exclusive access to Chris, and access to gaming conventions and employee slumber parties
  • Opportunities for romantic encounters with Christine Chandler
  • Romantic coordinator is a position. Because Christine is too busy to find a sweetheart, he needs someone to find him a girlfriend or two.. or more. You will also be teaching him more about lesbian sex positions
  • Any women who are applying MUST be fit and attractive or at least pleasing to the eye
  • He also needs a woman body guard to teach him "kuk fo" (aka kung fu), rape defense, and other self defense arts
  • Brief 1 min complaint about autism and wants people to make an autism meme for him

    He doesn't say a name as far as I can tell; just says "associate"
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Does he know that a troll store called "sonichu" is already on Zazzle?

http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu/products

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Someone who has contact with Chris needs to inform him that someone on a Disability Tugboat cannot form a business. And does Fatty know that he'd have to pay taxes on that business income.?
 
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