Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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I would animate as much shit for Chris as he wanted if I knew I'd actually get paid for it. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
 
"I have found out ferger that autism is definately that thing that makes.............................the brain shut off" Nice demonstration Chris. *yawn*

Also Chris seems to think the definition of memes is to attach a rambling manifesto to an image.
 
"I fear I have been spreading myself too thin"

I'm sorry, I can't comprehend "Chris" and "thin" together.
 
"The ideal person I hire would remind me of myself"

Good luck with that one chrissy.

EMPLOYEE SLUMBER PARTIES WITH CWC lol
 
CWC is launching a media company. He wants to hire a team of professionals to make it a reality.

He wants to use the extra money to turn himself into a true and honest woman

Also

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the claw of fail is back

PARAPHRASING- "the perfect candidate will remind me of myself" :story:
 
Also, I think we can all agree he named his new "company" 'Sonichu Entertainment of America' because that's the name of Nintendo's American branch, but I don't think he realizes that it's called 'Nintendo Entertainment of America" because Nintendo is a Japanese company, and therefore actually has a reason to differentiate it's branches by region...
 
Bones said:
I came in at the end what was his announcement
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Here is a quick rundown.
  1. I'm having trouble making your order's since you aren't giving me enough money, give me more money.
  2. Stress has been making my workload too hard.
  3. I am announcing "Sonichu Entertainment of America" which will be selling T-Shirts, Mug's and Hat's on Zazzle, he's apparently going to be hiring a team of people to do this from now on.
  4. He is going to be focusing all of his energy on his transition to a "True Female Lesbian", and apparently his boobs have gotten bigger, as well as working on the comics.
  5. Chris is going to be accepting applications for working for him soon, the employee's will get 25% of all profits from the new products.
  6. Oh, and the employee's will get access to employee slumber parties as Chris's house.
  7. Chris be hiring someone to look for a sweetheart on dating sites. And to help him learn how to fuck better.
  8. And shit about Autism.
 
Audition for company- "Make a youtube video and submit it"

Oh dear god this can only go wrong right

"Autism makes the brain shut off... make this a meme"
 
The Big Announcement for those that can't watch right now:
  • Because of the growth of sales, he is unable to sustain fulfilling Sonichu sales.
  • Be patient if you ordered a book, he's unable to get those right now but HE WILL. Just be patient!
  • He's spreading himself too thin because of in life stress
  • Sonichu Entertainment of America; a media company - store on Zazzle (spelling?) tshirts, hats, and mugs and "many exciting new products"
  • Hiring a team of talented professionals BUT HE'S STILL THE OWNER AND THE CREATOR
  • But it'll let him continue his Male to Female Transition!! Two weeks and 1 inch increase in his bust.
  • He wants trustworthy women who are like him to apply for his new company. Men are ok but he really prefers women.
  • They must have an 8th grade reading level or higher
  • Even though he prefers women to apply he is an equal opportunity employer
  • ALL employees will receive 25% from profits/sales, exclusive access to Chris, and access to gaming conventions and employee slumber parties
  • Opportunities for romantic encounters with Christine Chandler
  • Romantic coordinator is a position. Because Christine is too busy to find a sweetheart, he needs someone to find him a girlfriend or two.. or more. You will also be teaching him more about lesbian sex positions
  • Any women who are applying MUST be fit and attractive or at least pleasing to the eye
  • He also needs a woman body guard to teach him "kuk fo" (aka kung fu), rape defense, and other self defense arts
  • Brief 1 min complaint about autism and wants people to make an autism meme for him
    Subconcious Offense said:
    At 5:50 he revealed who wrote this announcement for him. Can anybody decipher the name he said? It would be the troll pulling the strings here.
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    He doesn't say a name as far as I can tell; just says "associate"
 
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